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Chelsea Handler Covers 'Paper' Magazine's Spring 2014 Issue!

Chelsea Handler Covers 'Paper' Magazine's Spring 2014 Issue!

Chelsea Handler graces the cover of Paper magazine’s Spring 2014 issue, out on newsstands now!

Here’s what the 38-year-old TV personality had to share with the mag:

On fashion shows:”I’m interested in looking good for me, but I’m not interested in going to a fashion show. It’s not real. I went once last year with a boyfriend. I was like, ‘This is the worst nightmare I could have ever been to.’ I was embarrassed to be there.”

On her waitressing days: “I was the biggest b—-h. I didn’t understand people who wouldn’t look you in the eye and tipped before tax. Do you have any idea the kind of tips I leave? How you make someone feel when they get a $100 tip on a drink?”

On her life now: “Life has become so ridiculous because I have access to such nonsense and I can go to these places. I’ve become so infantilized by having so many assistants — people who take care of you and pack for you and dress you. It just never stops. It’s very random nonsense but I’m glad to have it.”

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17 Responses to “Chelsea Handler Covers 'Paper' Magazine's Spring 2014 Issue!”

  1. 1
    pika Says:

    “black people get my humor” – Chelsea Handler
    dis bish
    i mean why

  2. 2
    Michele Says:

    C U next Tuesday. Can’t stand her.

  3. 3
    val Says:

    I don’t get this woman, so rude and vulgar. You don’t see many older women her age being bullies.

  4. 4
    Lori Says:

    38 my a$$

  5. 5
    sdca Says:

    What a waste of a human ……& so you have assistants and still can’t get dressed…she is a self professed racist.

  6. 6
    Rover Says:

    Woof, Woof, Woof.
    Every day when she looks her the mirror and see her fug face, all she does is bark.

  7. 7
    Clooney Roberts Associated Says:

    We need more Handrlers and less Jolies !

  8. 8
    Diedre Says:

    What an massive a$$hole Chelsea Handler is. She’s a crude, rode hard-put up wet b!tch.
    If she didn’t get good tips when she was waitressing, I imagine it was because she was incompetent and rude.

  9. 9
    yep Says:

    Chelsea looks pretty on the cover of the magazine.

  10. 10
    Asdf Says:

    She’s just being truthful. People these days need a good ego deflation, why not let that be her? Everyone complains about everything and blames everything on others; people are way too sensitive.

  11. 11
    Chewy Says:

    She treats that little Mexican guy on her show like he was a circus animal.

  12. 12
    Britney Says:

    she phones her show in now, so clueless.
    a Lyric video for a music video is not the actual Video.

  13. 13
    Hanna Says:

    I saw Chelsea and Robin Wright a couple of years ago having dinner in NYC, there was also Katie Couric with them. They seemed very close friends, they were at the table next to us, and Robin Wright was a real ***** with the waiter. I guess is not a stretch for her to play the ice cold ***** Claire Underwood.

  14. 14
    Hanna Says:

    uh…these ***** means b-i-t-c-h-

  15. 15
    carrienae Says:


  16. 16
    KIM Says:

    She’s weak.

  17. 17
    danyael Says:

    38…really? I would guessed around 50. Personaly I enjoy humor that is a bit sarcastic and rude…but I can’t stand this b*tch, probably because it is pretty obvious that the things she says are not about humor as much as they are about the fact that she is an uneducated, crass, white trash, bint.

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