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Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie Starring in New Film Together - She Wrote It!

Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie Starring in New Film Together - She Wrote It!

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt will be starring together in another film!

JustJared.com can confirm that Angie wrote the original script. “The film is set in Europe,” our sources exclusively reveal to us. “It’s such an exciting new venture. People will not want to miss it!”

This is the first project that Brad and Angie will share the silver screen together since nearly a decade ago in 2005′s Mr. And Mrs. Smith. Their on-screen chemistry from that film was off the charts – we can only hope for that in this new film!

Angie next stars as the title character in Disney’s Maleficent, out May 30. She’s currently in post-production on Unbroken, the film she directed about the inspiring survival story of Olympic athlete and World War II prisoner of war Louis Zamperini. Opens December 25!

Brad recently wrapped the World War II film Fury that hits theaters Nov. 14. He plays Sergeant ‘Wardaddy’!

Deadline first broke the news of the new BP-AJ project.

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# 1

Õk. This one will have 10.000 posts. Trolls out of their minds

# 2

Count down starts all over, but if we’re lucky, it might just be REAL JP fans posting here, wouldn’t that be a nice change. lol

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Shakirakitten @ 05/02/2014 at 7:37 pm

I would love to see these two together in a film once again. They were great in the first one. This should be good.

# 4

fyi @ 05/02/2014 at 6:59 pm

http://www.deadline.com/2014/05/angelina-jolie-and-brad-pitt-teaming-on-new-project-she-wrote/
Angelina Jolie And Brad Pitt Teaming On New Project She Wrote

EXCLUSIVE: Here is a film that instantly becomes the one every studio will want on their slate. Angelina Jolie is in early talks to star with Brad Pitt in an original script that she has written. It’s in the early talking stages and nothing is solidified but I hear it’s happening. I don’t know a lot more at this point.

The film hasn’t locked distribution, but it will team Jolie and Pitt together for the first time since Mr. And Mrs. Smith. That film displayed an intense chemistry onscreen, and this was before they became a couple offscreen. Jolie is working on post-production on Unbroken, the adaptation she directed of the Laura Hillenbrand book. Universal has set a December 25 release for the harrowing survival tale of Olympic track prodigy-turned WWII POW Lou Zamperini. It’s expected to be right in the Oscar mix. Unbroken was a hotly contested directing project, and Jolie won the job with a presentation that wowed the studio, where Donna Langley was also very impressed with her directorial debut, In The Land Of Blood And Honey. She next stars in the May 30 release of Disney’s Maleficent, with Jolie playing the title character in the revisionist version of the fairy tale.

Will reveal more when I know it. Pitt is coming off 12 Years A Slave, and most recently wrapped the David Ayer-directed WWII tank movie Fury, which QED produced and which Sony is releasing. Stay tuned. UTA is in the middle of this for Jolie, and CAA and Brillstein Entertainment for Pitt.

# 5

Trolls, at least the 3 name changing Trolls will be swarming like the zombies in WWZ. OMG, It’s a Troll Apocalypse! lol
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Article at Deadline.

# 6

Personally, I don’t put much faith in Gossip Cop, but they are saying it’s true. No official word from the Jolie-Pitt camp, so, till then, I’ll just hope it’s true.

# 7

Wow! Good news! Love their chemistry.

# 8

Okay, I come out of lurking for this. I hope this is true. I like watching them together on screen. Yes, yes!

# 9

FCKING A………………omg…………….the trolls are spinning like stoned tops over the date night and M. about to premiere……..then they know Fury is out there and Unbroken AND NOW THIS………..WANNA TALK KARMA BIITCHES?????????????? ROFLMAO…………….Angie SCREENWRITER AND STAR …………LAST ONE DIRECTOR……….ONE BEFORE SCREENWRITER AND DIRECTOR…….IN BETWEEN ANOTHER OSCAR…………NAILING UNBROKEN………

Told ya hags…………her star is only soaring……….looks like your trolling has had the OPPOSITE EFFECT……………..bwwwwwwwwhahaha

William Bradley&The Jolie @ 05/02/2014 at 7:42 pm

OT, but I don’t understand Affleck. If he went to rehab for gambling, what is doing in the very environment that contributed to his problems? Why do I get the feeling that, despite the Universe gifting him with another way through his directing gig, this man is determined to mess up again.

well well @ 05/02/2014 at 7:43 pm

Great news indeed! Power couple to the max.

Joanne and Paul…………Liz and ****………now Angie and Brad……………HUGE stars that make a movie with their mate……….a tony club ain’t it?

well well @ 05/02/2014 at 7:46 pm

@William Bradley&The Jolie:

Cause he is about to mess up big time? Maybe rehab for him again but isn’t he filming Batman-Superman right now? Wonder how this will be spun?

OMG.. I would love to see them in a film together.. I don’t care in what aspect. Just get these two fabulous people again together on screen.

That Mr. and Mrs. Smith picture is so sexy.. Awwwww The beginning.

WoW WOW!! What a surprise for us fans!! Been waiting for this ever since they got together!!! Finally!!!!!
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I’m so happy!! Been a fan of them for so long!! It’s been a long wait!!

William Bradley&The Jolie @ 05/02/2014 at 7:49 pm

Yes, if this was a script from anyone but her, I would think someone is trying to gin up interest using their names, but this is HER script. It will be interesting to see if this comes together and how. I am still inclined to think that they will not be a romantic couple in this, buuuuuut, it they are actually opponents in some way … just imagine the possibilities.

And for those who worry about La Jolie’s scripting abilities, that is what script writers are for. Getting someone to polish things up a big is no big deal. How many screenwriters worked on Unbroken?

Can’t see Angie writing any kind of comedy, and MAMS had a lot of comedy, but it could be a drama with lots of action, both do drama and action really well.

Queen and King @ 05/02/2014 at 7:49 pm

YAASSSSSS QUEEN AND KING OF HOLLYWOOD WORKING TOGETHER AGAIN YASSSS!
IT’S BEEN TOO LONG!
HOPEFULLY IT WOULD BE A HOT MOVIE LIKE MR AND MRS SMITH!!!

OT:

Damn.. Ben Affleck was kicked out of a Casino for Counting Cards.. SH*t.. Does he have a serious problem or what.. I guess he was not home watching the kids.

When did this happen…

William Bradley&The Jolie @ 05/02/2014 at #10
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Some people think once they go to rehab, they know how to ‘handle’ it. I wouldn’t be surprised if he was divorced in a couple of years. He seems to only want to ‘work’ while leaving everything else to his wife. Oh, he takes the occasional photo op with the kids, but the way she talks he’s not home even when he’s there physically.

I hope all the old fans come back in this thread!! Hey, dulcie, guli, cliniqua, pt. Time to celebrate!!
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I think this movie is definitely happening as Brad hasn’t signed anything after FURY. May be he was waiting for Angie!!
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Expect this thread to get 5000 comments. Already the troll are going nuts, this will be even worse for them!!
hahahaha

OMG!!! YESSSSSSS! That would be absolutely fantastic! Angie and Brad together again onscreen. Love it!!!!
Love the Jolie Pitt’s.

well well @ 05/02/2014 at 7:46 pm #13
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Christian Bale’s shoes are hard to fill as Batman. Maybe he’s afraid his batman will be a dud and he’ll get a h.ell storm of criticism. Jen won’t be able to stroke his ego through that.

This had better contain a lot of love scenes. I want the trolls to be so broken by this that they then stop coming over here.
Yay for Angie and Brad….MMS 2 with the kiddies (maybe Shiloh will be in it too).

back to rehab???? @ 05/02/2014 at 7:55 pm

@busted:

It adds he: ‘Uses black $100 cheques to keep track of the count while playing.’

Counting cards is not illegal but casinos can kick out a player for using the tactic.

Radar reports that an alert was sent to surrounding casinos in Sin City the following day declaring that Affleck was ‘currently suspected of advantage play’.

Meanwhile, the alleged ban comes after Affleck was warned on April 22 after he was suspected of performing a similar strategy.

In a document acquired by Radar the Games Protection Manager at the Wynn and Encore casinos, Rob Olivetti, sent an internal email stating: ‘Ben Affleck (the actor) … Was informed that he was being way too obvious moving his money with the count.

‘He was spreading $100 -10K on the double decks and $0-20K (2@10K) on the shoe games. As of now, he is still being allowed to play per casino management.’

MailOnline has contacted Affleck’s reps for comment.

According to TMZ the star is reported to have won $800,000 in 2001 at the Hard Rock by ‘playing three $20,000 blackjack hands at once.’

But he hasn’t always had the best of luck as Radar claims Affleck lost $400,000 to entertainment executive Ron Meyer during a private game.

Affleck played an online gambling mogul based in Costa Rica, who ultimately apprehended by the FBI for illegal activity

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2619214/Ben-Affleck-kicked-Las-Vegas-casino-security-caught-counting-cards.html#ixzz30bauRy1j

Well About time. I am excited and alway interested in whatever these two do and they impress us (JoliePitt fans) everytime.
Trolls please stay out of this thread.

I. LOVE. THEM. They just make sh*t happen. When Angie wants to direct, she doesn’t talk endlessly about it for years. She just finds the projects that interest her and then goes out and directs. Same with Brad and his producing projects. They just get it done. They finish. Now we learn Angie has written a film for her and Brad. I’m laughing my ass off because this is what Ticky HASN’T learned. Oh she can talk it — about all the things she wants to do professionally — but she has absolutely NO follow-through.
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This is exciting! I’m looking forward to this project! SO many wonderful things coming up for Brad & Angie….and they just keep coming!

trt @ 05/02/2014 at 7:55 pm #25
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Ha! You know Trolls, they get their a.sses handed to them day in and day out and nothing fazes them. Add a bunch of love scenes, which I don’t think will happen, and you get Trolls picking it apart like their lives depended on it. Trolls are like **** roaches; they’ll be here when the rest of us are dead.

A-JPFan4ever @ 05/02/2014 at 8:01 pm

The best news I have heard in a while. I loved MAMS and whatever they do as for their roles will be a huge hit.
Can’t wait, Go JP’s !

hi-tention @ 05/02/2014 at 8:01 pm

I hope this is true ! Their chemistry are amazing and beautiful and cute .
MMS pics are the best !!!

The movie is apparently based in Europe. I hope it’s not another holiday plan she’s making like what she did for The tourist! #fingerscrossed
Expecting a real good movie. Hey, they both deserve it!

Yeeeeees the Pitts
When will your favs.?

Angelina wrote something…yeah right. She pays people to work for her.

Love Conquers All @ 05/02/2014 at 8:03 pm

Yes, Yes, Yes!!! :) Both Angie and Brad are going to be in a film together!

Thank you Lord!

kissmenow @ 05/02/2014 at 8:06 pm

YAAAAASSSS Betch!!! So excited :)

Ticky only ‘talks’ it up because she wants to be seen as a playah in the big game but she has no cred………..she has no talent for acting let alone directing……she can’t speak so she can’t write………not only does she not have Angie’s man, fame or her beauty………she doesn’t have her brains or work ethic……………….those two would never been linked in a sentence if not for Brad. One is at the top of her game and the other is at the bottom………..bring it on hags…………..we have the cans of Raid all lined up.

lord show the Jenhags your mercy and love. They are going to need.

And I bet Ticky is rigth now pull her hair out and Goop just drunk an intire botle of Vodka LOL

Look at the width of her nose! And loons refuse to admit she has had numerous nose jobs!

Fantastic news to start the weekend. Looks like they will finally make it happen. Remember Brad said he love the idea of them working together again. Couldn’t be happier for them.

Yikes, too much botox! But, like Nicole Kidman, she will never admit it, even when she has lost all her movements in the face.

yep

Lord show the Jenhags your mercy and love. They are going to need.

And I bet Ticky is rigth now pulling her hair out and Goop just drunk an intire botle of Vodka LOL

Hey, what’s up with that guy james franco? By the way is he gay?

Angie , you are so beautiful and extremely intelligent. Is there anything you can’t do? Angie and Brad are the most exciting couple , best actors in the biz. Love them to pieces.
Can’t wait to hear more about this. MAMS made a ton of money.
Angie and Brad can act marvelous together whether it be a comedy, drama, sci fi, you name it. Best Actors and Highest paid in Hollywood. As a JP Fan since forever I have always hoped they would make a film together.

Do trolls really believe that the prosthetics on her cheeks in Malificent is real? I thought they knew everything about her? Are they comparing her pics with that of the role in the movie?
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They added bones to her cheeks and on her nose but it’s just for the movie, get it? The makeup people did those, not a plastic surgeon. Is that what their rant is all about? How idiotic!
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And Jaye, I’d settle for even one little bed scene and lots of French kisses.

My question is, can anything be done about that forehead vein?

*FILTHY|JOLIE|WHORE|PANTIES* @ 05/02/2014 at 8:21 pm

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sweetness @ 05/02/2014 at 8:22 pm

HOLY SH*T! WHEN IS IT HAPPENING AND CAN I GET MY TICKET NOW!!!! YESSSSSSSSSSSS!

*FILTHY|JOLIE|WHORE|PANTIES* @ 05/02/2014 at 8:23 pm

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jolie biggest whore of them all
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Conquers All, Umm, Bea, trt, Saffron, LLM, valis202, Who, briseis, Lucy, LOL, fyi, ndn, Media Wh@re MANiston, Lylian, Cliniqua, AWHODAT!, juju, Go Figure!, Sunny, Yolly, Observer 2, an oldie, Lucy, Lurker and all the lurkers, Especially shout out to all the lovely ladies out there Rose , Passing Through, NAN, Jaye, Premalee, Josephina, Were the morons, Jen The Hag, Lylian, First and last post, Ssshhii_Baby, Bizzy Bee, noplace, QQQQ, Groundcontrol, Lurker, William Bradley&The Jolie, Susan, Dawne, Tish, Anustin, WonderBust, Love The Jolie Pitts, Fyi12, plez, Busted, JP Fan, Vickifromtexas, tweet, juju, Neer, Love Conquers All, Umm, Bea, trt, Saffron, LLM, valis202, Who, briseis, Lucy, LOL, fyi, ndn, Media Wh@re MANiston, Lylian, Cliniqua, AWHODAT!, juju, Go Figure!, Sunny, Yolly, Observer2, Anon2,an oldie, Lucy, Lurker, wfb, and all the lurkers out there I hope you all have a great day, take care God Bless. Especially shout out again to all the lovely ladies out there Rose , Passing Through, NAN, Jaye, Premalee, Josephina, Were the morons, Jen The Hag, Lylian, First and last post, Ssshhii_Baby, Bizzy Bee, noplace, QQQQ, Groundcontrol, Lurker, William Bradley&The Jolie, Susan, Dawne, Tish, Anustin, WonderBust, Love The Jolie Pitts, Fyi12, plez, Busted, JP Fan, Vickifromtexas, tweet, juju, Neer, Love Conquers All, Umm, Bea, trt, Saffron, LLM, valis202, Who, briseis, Lucy, LOL, fyi, ndn, Media Wh@re MANiston, Lylian, Cliniqua, AWHODAT!, juju, Go Figure!, Sunny, Yolly, Observer2, Anon2,an oldie, Lucy, Lurker and all the lurkers out there hope you all have a great day, take care AWHODAT! God Bless JuJube, LottaTitz, AnusStain, PassingPoo, PhattTwatt, Carmen Dell’Orifice and all lovely fans of Brad and Angie.
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NOT TO WORRY:
JOLIE
+ JOLIE HOT VOLBELLA-PUFFED LIPS

+ JOLIE POWER-WHORE SNAPPER

+ JOLIE WONKY PORNO-CLASS TITS

+ JOLIE HOT PERLANE-PUFFED NIPPLES FROM HELL

ALL A-OK & TIP TOP

@trt:

Ewww….our little Pitt Porn voyeur……………LOL.

@trt: no not in that movie, she had cheek implants in real life, freaky isn’t it?
Nobody is talking about the make up in maleficent. people are talking about her everyday new face that she got herself. Don’t know why she did that.

Oh, troll you are as intellectually challenged as your ugly, untalented, fameho idol. She does attract the sickest fans of anyone…….that is documented. What, do they play Friends re-runs 24/7 in the psych wards???????????

I think the handful of haters are all dumpees whose partners traded UP and these biitches never got over it so the thrash around in their emotional swamps and idle their time away living in the past and stalking their exes. Creeeeepy Bunny Boilers………ick.

Man, she DID have a chin implant. Her chin when she was young was molded just fine, and did not extend past her lower lip. Now it does – markedly.

Her lips change size so much and still do

Nose? Most definitely. And those cheek implants. Jeez…

Really wonder what “the industry” makes of the stills coming from Salt and the Tourist. Two movies in a row and she looks like a gay male stunt double, not an actress.

There’s no question she’s done stuff to her skin to give her that waxy, totally thin skinned look. I am still mesmerized by the gills. WTF are they. Nobody knows. That’s nothing from nature. It’s rogue.

What’s the name of their movie? THE TOURIT 2 ?

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/brad-pitt-angelina-jolie-teaming-700953

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie may be teaming up on a movie project with a script written by Jolie.

Sources have confirmed the two have agreed to team up on the project, which would, if and when it got made, be the first time the two have shared the screen since 2005′s Mr. and Mrs Smith.

No information is being given on the project, although some insiders speculate it could be a relationship drama that Jolie wrote several years ago. The project centered on a couple with issues who take a vacation in a last ditch effort to save their marriage.

What face? Her face is sunken in. She’s got that shovel jaw now, that’s going to protrude more and more, while her eyes have obviously caved in, her mid face is caving in, and her hairline has receded. She’s got a face like a piece of paper. It’s featureless.

LOL Let the spamming begin, The trolls are losing their minds and remember they are not on their meds so expect anything. This is killing them. :) I don’t think for a min anyone here cares about your Angie facelift bs , we know better and personaluy don’t give a shite. Right now it’s most important to talk about this major fab news about A and B making a film together. WHOO HOOO.
Holy S.hit!!!! This is going to be a huge BO hit with both powerful stars in it. Angie and Brad won’t have a problem with love scenes. haha Exciting news ahead.

Good news indeed….it has been so long since the last time they were on screen together…can’t wait to see what the script is all about…I guess we find out more when Angie promote Maleficent…let’s hope the reporters will ask about the project at press conference…
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Shout out to Phool and Rose…work has been so overwhelmed lately…couldn’t get on line today…thanks for your support my friends…
Have a great weekend ladies!!!!

WOOOHOOOO!!! OMG this going to be ABSOLUETLY awesome!

TGIF JP Fans—-time to PARTY .Our dream is coming true :)

@ANB love: Will there be any SM in it?

troll in pain @ 05/02/2014 at 8:32 pm

Spewing lies about the sweet, kind, gorgeous and talented JPs will not make FAT tick old manny any younger or any less of a laughingstock.

It’s a real pity when you see what she used to look like before. That has to be a lot of $$$$$$$$ spent to give her her current scary plastic look. Too bad she went too far. Like an addict. Just can’t stop at one.

Quotes of "wizdumb" @ 05/02/2014 at 8:35 pm

“MY MOTHER IS FRENCH AND SHE WAS BORN IN FRANCE.
AND I HAVE NEVER HAD PLASTIC SURGERY”

-ANGELINA JOLIE

Maybe that WWII romantic thriller Deadline reported before that Brad was circling. I will watch anything these two are on screen together. Their chemistry is out of the world.

LORD HAVE MERCY

Ticky just had a breakdown

@Quotes of “wizdumb”: well said angie, well said.

YES! We have waited so long for this kind of news. Angie writing it, it figures . Is there anything Angie and Brad can’t do.
Hot sexy gorgeous couple everybody lobes well except for the mentally ill trolls. The legally insane as the trolls here are lie constantly b/c it might just get a reply. How friggen pathetic .lol

Everybody *loves..

If you want to see beautiful women, google : Sophia Loren, Claudia Cardinale, Ava gardner, Brigitte Bardot, Laetitia Casta, Monica Bellucci, for example. Many beautiful women out there, but Jolie is not one of them. Angelina is in the trash and fake league.

William Bradley&The Jolie @ 05/02/2014 at 8:41 pm

@well well:

I am not sure, but I believe the movie shoots this Summer. I think they are in preproduction with it. Garner has talked about taking the whole family to Detroit. When has she ever done that?

She had paid thousands of dollars to look like a plastic doll. It’s a shame she still looks so UGLY.

You can’t fix that man jaw, fivehead, huge head, broad shoulders, veiny arms, claw hands, boxy torso, flat ass, knobby knees, nose, chicken legs, big bony feet. She’s HIDEOUS!

1) Rhinoplasty
2) Chin implant (her profile was totally different before)
3) Lower lip reduction (and fillers in the upper lip to even them out)
4) Cheek implants

she’s had work on her eyes & a brow lift as well. She clearly plays around with botox, too.

http://www.thewrap.com/angelina-jolie-brad-pitt-movie-team-up

The project, in its early stages, will be the couple’s first film since 2005′s “Mr. and Mrs. Smith”

Hollywood power couple Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are in talks to star in a new movie written by Jolie, an individual with knowledge of the situation told TheWrap.

Details on the project are scarce so far: there’s no director attached or distribution deals set. But industry insiders are already buzzing over the news of the project, which is sure to have Hollywood’s major studios vying for the film.

William Bradley&The Jolie @ 05/02/2014 at 8:45 pm

@Jaye:

She has a production company, but it’s not exactly making waves. She act ever now and then, but nobody is checking for her. So, she is left with being Mrs. Ben Affleck, and she looooooves being Mrs. Affleck.

So, I think she will hang on for as long as possible … until he get caught with strippers while downing shots.

@3: Now THOSE women are gorgeous and absolutely beautiful. and they are natural beauties!! Angelina is a try hard and it’s sad because she’s going to keep getting those plastic surgeries…

I saw one of her old movies the other day. I forgot what she really looked like and she looked nothing like the angelina of today. gross

if you want to see a gorgeous beautiful women just google Angelina Jolie. Angie is gorgeous at all times but the trolls must think Angie looks even better looking if that can be possible. all of this plastic talk belongs on fug fat Ticky’s thread.

ya think this is beeuteeful??? LMAO

Damn it won’t come up,maybe for good reason I don’t want to puke. The latest pic of Ticky is the real deal. Man she is one ugly broad..

Love you Brad and Angie …Bring it on!

bwwwwwwwwwwwwwhahahaha

Here is something you will NEVER read about the Thinning Hair:

But industry insiders are already buzzing over the news of the project, which is sure to have Hollywood’s major studios vying for the film.

The fading fameho couldn’t get her email distributed let alone have studios vying for her film…………….LMFAO…………..suck it hags………then choke on it.

@Dawne: How about this, why do all the psych ward inmates gravitate towards Ticky, do they see a kindred spirit in her, I mean she has been under the care of a psychiatrist since she was 17, almost 30 years now. Maybe crazy attracts crazy, at least it seems to in Ticky’s case.

Yeah. But you can’t compare these gorgeous women to angie. Jolie looks like a nasty witch next to them.
“If you want to see beautiful women, google : Sophia Loren, Claudia Cardinale, Ava gardner, Brigitte Bardot, Laetitia Casta, Monica Bellucci, for example. Many beautiful women out there, but Jolie is not one of them. Angelina is in the trash and fake league.”

Angelina is in the trash and fake league.”

You just have another billion or so people to convince……….but don’t be deterred………….LMAO What’s your website………….lostcauses.com

William Bradley&The Jolie @ 05/02/2014 at #74
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She might want to hang with him, but does he want to hang with her? If he was slap happy dumb there should be a prenup. If there isn’t, Bennie boy will be singing this song. lol
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uop7WfwPeo

Angelina's imaginary friend @ 05/02/2014 at 9:01 pm

@justme: So angelina goes through all those plastic surgeries and her way to deny them and get them off of her mind is by saying that she didn’t get those procedures but another person had them instead of her? wow, great find! Get out of town angie! you just crack me up! You are pure comedy gold aren’t you? Was it you imaginary friend who told you how to cope with all your operations and treatments? wow! Well, he’s not helping you isn’t he?

TRUTH WILL BE TOLD @ 05/02/2014 at 9:03 pm

When i google angelina i just see nasty pictures of her, of her old face and her new plastic mask. Sorry angie, you can’t escape the truth.

Ian @ 05/02/2014 at 8:36 pm #65
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Aniston is crying in her shrine to Brad Pitt that she put in her new home. You know the one she and Tacky bought together. lol
“Why! Why! Whhhhhhyyyyyyy! Ah, fresh h.ell for Ticky. Good times.

African Girl @ 05/02/2014 at 9:05 pm

Oh my God….this is exciting news. A love project no doubt…..can’t wait to read more about it in the coming months.

Angelina's imaginary friend @ 05/02/2014 at 9:08 pm

@African Girl: Hi Angie!!!

hi-tention @ 05/02/2014 at 9:09 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaB1zWyijso
Mr. & Mrs. Smith (2005) -Mondo Bongo & Dance Scene

Coca-Cola @ 05/02/2014 at 9:11 pm

Angelina has played way too many times with the universe!

William Bradley&The Jolie @ 05/02/2014 at 9:11 pm

@Jaye:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Ole boy is probably long over the wife, but she will cling like a pit bull.

@!!!!!: INTERESTING…….

This is very exciting! I must be a very special project for them to finally work together again. I hope we have more news about this soon!

trt @ 05/02/2014 at 8:19 pm #45
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I bet you would settle for one little bed scene. lol
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Yes, the Trolls know there are implants in her cheeks for Maleficent, they just like to ignore the obvious or pretend that it isn’t true. Truth interferes with their digestive systems. Don’t be fooled these internet maggots don’t believe most of what they say, but they have to say it because that’s what Trolls do. They have to spew hate and lies, it’s how they try to disrupt any site that they’re on. It’s sad that some people lives have so little value that they deem that entertainment. The fact that they can’t help themselves is evident. Their parents would be horrified to know this is what they do all day.

Laetitia casta :WOW!!
Monica Bellucci: WOW!!
Brigitte Bardot :WOW!!
Ava Garner: WOW !!

ANGELINOSE JOBIE : EWWW

William Bradley&The Jolie @ 05/02/2014 at 9:16 pm

The news is spreading across the internet. So, you know everyone is now digging for information. And I wouldn’t be surprised to find out that this project, if it’s a go, is further along than Deadline is reporting.

Wonderbust @ 05/02/2014 at 9:16 pm

@Sasha:
not according to the famous photographer that actually took pictures of these women,
Famed Photographer Terry O’Neill on Hollywood’s Most Beautiful Woman

“[The actresses of the '50s] were better than today. Ava Gardner, Lana Turner, Marilyn Monroe, all of them were stunning. Now, they all seem the same. The only one who really stands out is Angelina Jolie, a different class of girl altogether. She’s a stunning, beautiful woman, a rarity, though.”

http://www.parade.com/172330/dotsonrader/famed-photographer-terry-oneill-on-evil-paparazzi-the-beatles-and-hollywoods-most-beautiful-woman/

@Jaye: Actually Laetitia Casta’s natural cheekbones inspired Angelina to get herself some at her surgeon’s office…..

groundcontrol @ 05/02/2014 at 9:17 pm

Very interesting and exciting. Of course everyone, and I mean EVERYONE, will see this film.
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No one has the chemistry they had in MAMS. This should be really nice for them. Wonder if any of the kids will get walk-on parts.

OMG Yes!!!!!! We’ve all been wanting this. Fanstastic news.

Waving to all fans from all over the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

Angie and Brad are always in the news for interesting films , fun filled passions, love for each other and their gorgeous children. ETC. I see an EPIC hit coming to the theaters thanks to the Jolie Pitts.. Gotta love Brad and Angie.

Congratulations Angie and Brad! I can hardly wait to see the New Movie…Love You, Angelina and Brad.Perfect Couple.They are made for each other.

@Jaye: what you said is very interesting, it applies to angie and her difficulty with eating and digesting: “Truth interferes with their digestive systems.”
Yes angie, you can’t handle the truth!!

Yup, fans we got it all wrong…….it’s Angie who is ugly, lonely, bitter, nasty, evil and wastes her time on trolling most days…………..it’s the obsessive shut ins who are gorgeous and famous and gifted…………..hell, why didn’t we figure this out sooner??????????

What!? No, what!!! I can’t believe what I’m reading! Yessssss!!!!

Now this is unexpected and exciting news. I’m sure it will be a while before we know more. But the thought is HAPPY DANCE for me.

This is how you make a statement. Nobody was thinking this. I’ll have to put on Mr. & Mrs. Smith to get a refresher of their Hot on screen.

Ignore the haters.. I’m sure as the weeks go we are going to be getting so much great news that they will be over the top.

SO SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW.

@Dawne:

we actually have a brain that is working.

@Dawne: Trashy angelina jolie. Angie is like the evil witch and her plastic surgeon is her evil “magician”.together they work on various disgusting plastic projects. Angie the evil witch pays him a LOT of money for a brand new scary mask… But Angie the evil witch has to keep visiting her surgeon in his dungeon forever. http://www.google.fr/imgres?imgurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sophiegathoye.info%2Fmedia%2Fdisney%2Fimages%2Fpersonnages%2Freine-sorciere.jpg&imgrefurl=http%3A%2F%2Fdpstream.net%2Fforum%2Fviewtopic.php%3Fp%3D63719&h=311&w=400&tbnid=nRF97dB3bCpdoM%3A&zoom=1&q=sorciere%20blanche%20neige&docid=gL8IN3pdxhA1xM&ei=nkZkU_iFIoSzyAT4hYKYDw&tbm=isch&iact=rc&uact=3&dur=255&page=2&start=20&ndsp=26&ved=0CLEBEK0DMBo

@June 4th: That is so true!! hahaah The witch “au naturel” and her little costume.

Wonderbust @ 05/02/2014 at 9:34 pm

They will def ask Angelina about this during Maleficent press rounds

saw this on deadline and ran on here…The studios must be salivating in anticipation of a bidding war. Love it!.

@busted: “we actually have a brain that is working.”
hurry up angie, go get that brain and have your surgeon put it in your head…

Amazing ! Love to the JP’s for their artistic minds. Can’t wait to hear more. LMAO Yes I do believe Ticky had a nervous breakdown when she received this info.
Good Lord you want to see ugly, have a peek at Ticky’s newest thread. They slapped some foundation on her fucoked up face and scribbled a little crooked line with a grey eye pencil down her face..
LMAO This will be her big change and suddenly she is going to become a clever actress all b/c she is showing the world the real her without 10 pounds of makeup…Creepy fug.
I am thankful gorgeous Angie is herself, down to earth and does not lie to her Fans. Ticky has made a mess out of her life since she lost Brad Pitt’s name. No secure woman with a brain should have to buy a little boy toy man. Tacky is raking up the expensive toys and loot$$$$$$ while sad face Ticky cries b/c she made such huge mistakes getting caught lying over and over to her once use to be fans Actually. the only ppl who hang onto Ticky as a so called actress with an ugly face and body are the sick minded fools using alias’s for something to do.

@Wonderbust: about her plastic surgeries and the fact that her mother was born in france? yes they will ask her that!

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh….waaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh……wwwwwwwhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyy…..Angie……yyyyyyyyyyyyyooooooooouuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrr killllllllllllling DA TROLLSSS…..LOL

that’s my GIRL – beauty and brain!!!! fantastic news!!!

hello weng, PT and all REAL JP fans….this is a fantastic news…..BWAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA…..sucked that TROLLS!!!

have a great weekend to all JP fans….

@Lea: that movie will be as good as the tourist and original sin put together, go angie, keep on making those cheezyyy movies!

Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie Teaming Up for Mystery Movie Project
4:47 PM PDT 5/2/2014 by Borys Kit

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie may be teaming up on a movie project with a script written by Jolie.

Jolie wrote the script for the project, which would be the first time the couple appeared onscreen together since 2005′s “Mr. and Mrs. Smith.”

Sources have confirmed the two have agreed to team up on the project, which would, if and when it got made, be the first time the two have shared the screen since 2005′s Mr. and Mrs Smith.

No information is being given on the project, although some insiders speculate it could be a relationship drama that Jolie wrote several years ago. That project centered on a couple with issues who take a vacation in a last-ditch effort to save their marriage.

Sources have confirmed the two have agreed to team up on the project, which would, if and when it got made, be the first time the two have shared the screen since 2005′s Mr. and Mrs Smith.

No information is being given on the project, although some insiders speculate it could be a relationship drama that Jolie wrote several years ago. That project centered on a couple with issues who take a vacation in a last-ditch effort to save their marriage.

PHOTOS: 35 of 2014′s Most Anticipated Movies

It is not known if there is a director on board or if Jolie would direct it. (Jolie is in post right now Unbroken, the true World War II tale of Lou Zamperini that she directed for Universal) It is also not known who is producing.

The couple is known for having a rule where they don’t work on movies at the same time so one of them can remain with their brood. Having the duo together on a movie would be a nice way to bypass that tenet.

hollywoodreporter.com/news/brad-pitt-angelina-jolie-teaming-700953

hi-tention @ 05/02/2014 at 9:46 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8aPKsGlMMw
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie: Love Story

@Wonderbust:

I hope so. I would love to know how all this came about.

Can’t believe it will be 10 years since MMS. That’s like a lifetime ago. 10 years!

A reminder for the troll(s)

The Best Friend Who Casually Destroys Your Life.
Balbirer’s “underminer” was “a famous sitcom actress” called “Jane” – a thinly veiled Aniston – who she met when both were auditioning to be extras on “Saturday Night Live.
Jane, who had recently graduated from the High School of Performing Arts, was a few years younger than Nancy and was the daughter of a soap actor and a plastic-surgery victim who had divorced. Nancy let Jane live rent-free in her Village apartment for a few months. “Nancy said Jane, who was then working at a burger joint, was obsessed with her looks, and would give herself bikini waxes while lying upside-down on the couch. Jane advised Nancy to try and be ‘more fcukable’ on auditions, and to buy chicken cutlets at the Food Emporium to stuff her bra. Jane iced her nipples before auditions, and lamented her big butt and her nose, which she said ‘came from her Greek half.
‘ “Jane moved to Los Angeles, got liposuction, a nose job and a hairline adjustment, and lost a lot of weight after going on Nutri­Slim. Nancy recounted a trip to L.A. where she asked to stay with her old friend, but instead Jane named some hotels, telling Nancy not to be so desperate, because it’s unattractive, especially in a town like LA. “After Jane landed a sitcom about friends who live together in the Village, Nancy independently met with the show’s producers for a recurring role, which she landed on the spot. A few hours later, she was inexplicably fired, yet paid in full, plus an extra week’s pay, despite never filming a scene. Later a producer friend told Nancy that Jane had her fired and the two old friends never spoke again.

@jaliah: you see, angie could be part of aniston’s family! they all looove plastic surgeries !!!

@jaliah: REMEMBER ANGELINA’S NOSE? POWAAAAA!!! SHE’S HAD IT OPERATED SOO MANY TIMES. NOW IT LOOKS LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON’S NOSE, POOR THING; HAHAHHAHA

Yes please! @ 05/02/2014 at 9:55 pm

Omg! I can’t wait!

SURPRISE!!! @ 05/02/2014 at 9:55 pm

@jaliah: well at least jennifer’s mother did something with her life unlike Jolie’s mother who never did anything but getting drink on her couch…

We have all those lovely quotes from virtually anyone and everyone that has ever worked with or met Angie…seems a tad unfair so thought I’d even things out a bit with quotes about what it’s like to work with Ticky:

Tell me about your most awkward interaction with a female celebrity.
Jay Mohr: Being on the set of a movie where the leading woman was unhappy with my presence and made it clear from day one. I hadn’t done many movies, and even though they screen-tested some pretty famous guys, I somehow snaked into the leading role. The actress said, “No way! You’ve got to be kidding me!” Loudly. Between takes. To other actors on set. I would literally go to my mom’s house and cry.

Aniston was an unprofessional ***** to Jay Mohr back in 1997, when they did that towering work of filmdom, Picture Perfect. God, that was a horrible film. Not even Kevin Bacon could save it.
Celebitchy

Yayyy! Right on Angie and Brad. I have always hoped the JP’s would make another film together. So hoping this is true. It is definitely slaughtering the trolls weak minds. Oh weeel it doesn’t take much to see them lose it completely. It is happening while we sit here and read. lol Oh man, Glad to be a JP Fan!

Wonderbust @ 05/02/2014 at 9:55 pm

tiky fans are so pressed and jealous and are trolling deadline
http://www.deadline.com/2014/05/angelina-jolie-and-brad-pitt-teaming-on-new-project-she-wrote/
maybe because ticky and tackys movie together will never get made, and frankly no one gives a shiit if it does

SURPRISE!!! @ 05/02/2014 at 9:57 pm

Angie inheritated her mother’s drinking ways didn’t she?

delurking….Now this is news. Holy sh!t yay. Now I can come back on here like the old days

And another quote of what it’s like to work with Ticky the fake:

“It’s all dark and she’s a little tense ’cause a sex scene is going to happen.”

“So I get there and she’s under the covers and I’m like, ‘OK, I guess they just want me to get in position here.’ So I climb into the bed, she opens up the sheet and I swear, she had two pairs of sweatpants on, winter socks, a long-sleeved T-shirt. Her body is basically like a burqa from the neck down.”

“And I go, ‘OK, I guess I’ll just get on top of you now’, and she’s like, ‘Can I get the chastity pillow please?’ I’m like what the hell is a chastity pillow? And they bring out this big black pillow that she puts between her legs. And from that moment on, I went from Robert Palmer to the Hunchback of Notre-Dame.

John C Reilly
http://www.aceshowbiz.com/news/view/

LAW OF THE FORBIDDEN

@jaliah: HAHAHHAHA JOHN C REILLY RULES!

long forgotten atavisms

This is exhilarating! How many ppl have wanted the JP’s to do another film together so will definitely be a huge success.
Angie wrote it. The woman is a genius. !! Brad found brains and knew he had to get rid of the idiot Ticky who lied to him from day one in order to marry him. Anybody see any kids around her mansions? Nope and you never will. Selfish insecure manipulating liars shouldn’t have any children anyway. So Ticky is doing the world a favor. She did a number on Brad but he sucked it all in and once out of there he never looked back at his rubbish.

Now Angie and Brad knew immediately they wanted 6 or 7 children and kicked ass when it came to having babies and adopting.
Their children are getting so big and always appear to be so well behaved. Angie has been complimented on how well behaved her and Brad’s children are. Angie being Angie accepts this compliment graciously.. The JP’s are amazing couple loved by all.

Wonderful news!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSS!

William Bradley&The Jolie @ 05/02/2014 at 10:22 pm

@Wonderbust:

Yeah, I saw that. They are seriously pressed already. It was cracking me up. I was especially laughing at the one fool who is trying to say that there was no “intense” chemistry between Brad and Angelina during Mr.&Mrs. Smith.

William Bradley&The Jolie @ 05/02/2014 at 10:24 pm

I am hoping this is some kind of thriller, and I would love for Uncle David to direct it.

@Wonderbust: Oh yeah, I forgot completely that Tacky had supposedly written a screenplay that he and Ticky were going to do, guess no one wanted to give 2 no talent D-Listers money for something that was a sure fire FLOP. lol

Brad&Angie4evah @ 05/02/2014 at 10:43 pm

OMG!!!! I’ve waited 10 years for this!!

That’s wonderful! Now I am even more excited. I have been waiting for Maleficent which is coming soon but this news is pure happiness.
Wishing Angie and Brad a great fun packed theater full of Fans lining up to see their new movie. Angie and Brad always pack a full house at the theaters for their films. This one will be the same.
Thinking another Oscar or two coming up for sure after reading this.
Such a powerful actor and actress madly in love can accomplish anything together. By the time this film comes out Angie and Brad will be celebrating a decade of happiness together with their adorable children. It’s lovely being a Jolie Pitt Fan.

Wonderbust @ 05/02/2014 at 10:51 pm

@lucy:
they announced it 2 years ago lol. No one gave a shiit then and no one cares now

William Bradley&The Jolie @ 05/02/2014 at 10:24 pm

I am hoping this is some kind of thriller, and I would love for Uncle David to direct it

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I echoed the same sentiment…if Fincher direct…wow that would be fantastic…we shall wait and see…but still the news is pure joy to us fans!!!!!!!

Name: L_ _ _ _ _ _ Z

COURAGE/SMACK

This is wonderful news. I have been hoping for a long time that Angelina and Brad would star in another film together. I cannot wait.

Passing Through @ 05/02/2014 at 11:06 pm

OH SHITE! I just saw the new thread. Great news. I always thought they’d work together again one day so hopefully this will happen soon. That darned Angie – kickin’ ass and taken names! This weekend it’ll be Troll Meltdown Central around here. SSSSSQQQQQQQQEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
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PS – Betcha they get more than $7MIL in financing and don’t have to go begging to Chinese Wannabe Hollywood Playas or work with a VOD production company…

@Passing Through:

Hey PT!!!! I can’t believe it. Yes Angie & Brad snatching wigs! LOL!!!!

Wouldn’t it be something if they a rom-com that worked? They’ll probably do a fun movie that their kids can watch. Angie and Brad must surely have some funny moments with the family that she could incorporate in the story. Or….it could be a tearjerker. But then again, it could be Lara Croft meets Achilles and they go at each other again like MMS..
Anyhoo, it’s an exciting prospect. They could really show how they can burn the screen even after a decade had gone by.

PPl don’t believe Ticky’s lies anymore. . She has lied so many times and just never brings up her lies again as if she didn’t say anything. re; her detailed upcoming non film. Ticky honestly believes ppl are stoopid just like her and they conveniently forget. DUH…NOT.. What happened to that movie Ticky talked about numerous times. Something about a woman in jail who can sing..meh
Ticky has totally shut up about this great film she was going to be the main star in LOL blah blah blah the never ending film.
See that as always Ticky opens her mouth and she is lying, never fails.

Angie and Brad say they are going to do something and they always accomplish what they promised to do. Not only accomplish their feats but are most times awarded with accolades at the red carpet functions. The JP’s are the main attraction of the evening at the award shows. II’s going to be a great year ahead for the JPs.

Hidden agendas

Passing Through @ 05/02/2014 at 11:23 pm

# 2775 fr twitter @ 05/02/2014 at 6:15 pm
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OT- Didn’t Ben A go to rehab for gambling before? I guess it didn’t stick…

Radar Online ‏@radar_online
BREAKING NEWS: #BenAffleck Under Investigation In Las Vegas For Card Counting! http://bit.ly/1pYgtEm
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LOL. Ben Affleck is an idiot and always has been. He likes to implode his life every few years, doesn’t he? Wonder what Matt Damon will have to bail him out of now. They’re business partners now so Matt better watch his back or he’s going to get sucked into Ben’s bullshite yet again.

Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie Teaming Up for Mystery Movie Project
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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie may be teaming up on a movie project with a script written by Jolie.
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Sources have confirmed the two have agreed to team up on the project, which would, if and when it got made, be the first time the two have shared the screen since 2005′s Mr. and Mrs Smith.
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No information is being given on the project, although some insiders speculate it could be a relationship drama that Jolie wrote several years ago. That project centered on a couple with issues who take a vacation in a last-ditch effort to save their marriage.
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It is not known if there is a director on board or if Jolie would direct it. (Jolie is in post right now Unbroken, the true World War II tale of Lou Zamperini that she directed for Universal) It is also not known who is producing.
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The couple is known for having a rule where they don’t work on movies at the same time so one of them can remain with their brood. Having the duo together on a movie would be a nice way to bypass that tenet.
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http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/brad-pitt-angelina-jolie-teaming-700953

I hope this is a drama, not a comedy. Angie and Brad have serious acting chops and this would be an opportunity for them to do something really special for their kids to see in the future. We have waited so long to see Angie and Brad working together again … I would like it to be an Oscar-worth type of movie. Anyway, what a nice way to celebrate their 10th anniversary !

@BH: Long live the jolie pitts, more power to them!
infinite power, beauty, money to them, god bless them all. god bless the jolie piits forever and ever and ever and ever and ever……………….

Passing Through @ 05/02/2014 at 11:28 pm

# 10 William Bradley&The Jolie @ 05/02/2014 at 7:42 pm
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OT, but I don’t understand Affleck. If he went to rehab for gambling, what is doing in the very environment that contributed to his problems? Why do I get the feeling that, despite the Universe gifting him with another way through his directing gig, this man is determined to mess up again.
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Because he’s an idiot – and he’s an addict. Booze and gambling. I’m sure next week Lamey will be bragging about having said\hinting that Affleck’s been a bad, bad boy over the last 6-8 months. First they had to postpone Batman vs. Superman because the idiot got injured after he’d been out drinking (supposedly) and now the gambling stories are starting again. I doubt WB is too thrilled with Ben right now. BvS is a $250MIL tentpole and the actor NOBODY wants to play Batman is under investigation for card counting in Vegas? What a moron. And this is the same guy who admits he’d rather work than be home with his wife and kids. Clearly that extends to gambling and drinking in Vegas. Jen Garner must be a glutton for punishment.

POWER TO THE JOLIE PITTS !!!!! POWER THAT WILL NEVER BE TAKEN AWAY!!!!! NEVER! THEY ARE THE CENTER OF ATTNTION! THE CENTER OF THE WORLD!

Passing Through @ 05/02/2014 at 11:34 pm

# 25 trt @ 05/02/2014 at 7:55 pm
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This had better contain a lot of love scenes. I want the trolls to be so broken by this that they then stop coming over here.
Yay for Angie and Brad….MMS 2 with the kiddies (maybe Shiloh will be in it too).
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LOL, TRT. Wouldn’t it be a riot if Angie wrote a M&MS sequel? I doubt it…but it’d send the trolls scurrying for a new supply of binkies. I sort of hope it’s not a drama with social themes. She needs to take a break from all the serious stuff and do something a bit more, gulp, commercial.

Passing Through @ 05/02/2014 at 11:37 pm

# 26 back to rehab???? @ 05/02/2014 at 7:55 pm
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@busted:

It adds he: ‘Uses black $100 cheques to keep track of the count while playing.’
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If it hasn’t happened already I suspect Ben’s PR biitch will soon issue a statement saying Ben is doing research for an upcoming project he’s writing\directing\starring in. Gotta cover his ass now that he’s dropped his drawers yet again.

William Bradley&The Jolie @ 05/02/2014 at 11:39 pm

@Passing Through:

Late evening hello to you. Yeah, something is up with this man. I wonder what has sent him off the rails? And remember all of the speculation that part of the reason he was gifted Batman was because he was being positioned to direct The Justice League movie? But that gig went to another.

It makes me wonder if WB is more worried about Ben than we even realize.

@Passing Through: SHE HAS DONE nothing but commercial movies………bloodlines…..

Passing Through @ 05/02/2014 at 11:46 pm

# 55 Ian @ 05/02/2014 at 8:30 pm
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http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/brad-pitt-angelina-jolie-teaming-700953

No information is being given on the project, although some insiders speculate it could be a relationship drama that Jolie wrote several years ago. The project centered on a couple with issues who take a vacation in a last ditch effort to save their marriage.
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Given that THR is edited by Janice Mean…I’ll take this info with a trip to the Bonneville Salt Flats, thank you very much. They admit no one knows what it’ll be about…but they know about a script Angie supposedly wrote “several years ago”…only they didn’t know about the script THEN…just now. Oy vey.

Passing Through @ 05/02/2014 at 11:51 pm

# 100 groundcontrol @ 05/02/2014 at 9:17 pm
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IF this movie happens – which studio is going to get the movie? Can’t you just see Donna Langley at Uni and Amy Pascal at Sony duking it out to win the rights? Hollywood being the sexist joke it is the two will undoubtedly have to put on bikinis and wrestle in a plastic pool filled with a mixture of orange jello, marshmallow fluff and Ticky’s tears. LOL!

Passing Through @ 05/02/2014 at 11:53 pm

# 118 jjoy @ 05/02/2014 at 9:40 pm
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JJoy! WAVING! Long time now see around here! I saw AG posted earlier, too. Maybe if this movie happens we’ll get some of the old crowd to delurk more often.

William Bradley&The Jolie @ 05/02/2014 at 11:56 pm

Correct me if I am wrong, but it has just occurred to me that the original Deadline report does not indicate that this script or project is being shopped around. And given how tightly BP and AJP keep things locked down, I am inclined to think that this project is already at a studio or production company and probably a done deal at this point. Perhaps they are just locking down distribution or director?

Passing Through @ 05/02/2014 at 11:57 pm

# 132 Wonderbust @ 05/02/2014 at 9:55 pm
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I left a comment of my own saying the cray cray FFers had invaded Deadline and Deadline should work a little harder at keeping the “riffraff” off the site. Now THAT will probably get deleted. LOL!

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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt Joining Forces for New Movie
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Could this be another Mr. & Mrs. Smith in the making?!
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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are reportedly teaming up for first time in nearly 10 years for a new film project. Details on the movie are still under wraps, but one thing that is known about the mystery film is that the script was written by Jolie.
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E! News has reached out for comment.
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The beautiful actress hinted that she and Pitt were thinking about reuniting on the big screen back in 2012. “We’re talking about it,” Jolie told E! News at the time. “We have an idea.”
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When asked if the idea is something along the lines of a romantic comedy, Jolie responded, “We don’t know how funny we are,” she smiled. “And you you never know what you want to see an actual couple do. Sometimes it’s better if they’re not a couple.”
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Angelina is currently working on post-production on Unbroken, the adaptation she directed for Universal based off the Laura Hillenbrand book of the true World War II tale of Lou Zamperini. Meanwhile, Brad recently wrapped the David Ayer-directed WWII tank movie Fury, and is slated to star as Gen. Stanley McChrystal, the former commanding general of international and U.S. forces in Afghanistan, in the upcoming movie The Operators.
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Deadline first reported the story.
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http://www.eonline.com/news/538283/angelina-jolie-and-brad-pitt-joining-forces-for-new-movie

Bats……bats……bats…..bats…..

Mr And Mrs Smith reunite! Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie to star together in their first film in nearly a decade
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Published: 20:09 EST, 2 May 2014 | Updated: 20:09 EST, 2 May 2014
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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s chemistry in 2005′s Mr. And Mrs. Smith was so explosive that it sparked an enduring real-life love affair.
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Now the couple is said to be planning to star in their first project together since that fateful union almost a decade ago.
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The movie has been described as ‘set in Europe’ and ‘an exciting new venture,’ sources told JustJared.com. ‘People will not want to miss it.’
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Dream team: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are said to be in talks to star in their first film together since 2005′s Mr And Mrs Smith
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Angelina, 38, has written an original script and is said to be in the early discussion stage to co-star with 50-year-old Brad, according to Deadline.com.
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The Oscar-winning actress and budding director is currently working in post-production on her film Unbroken, which follows the true story of Olympic runner-turned-WWII POW Lou Zamperini.
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Angelina impressed with her directorial debut, In The Land Of Blood And Honey.
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She voices the part of the iconic Disney villain in Maleficent, which hits US theatres on May 30.
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Sizzling chemistry: The couple ignited sparks in their first movie which led to their enduring love affair and promise to do the same for their next project based on an original script that Angelina wrote
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Compatible: Brad and Angelina played secret assassins who turn rogue after they fail to carry out assignments to kill the other; the new movie is described as ‘set in Europe’ and ‘an exciting new venture’
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Brad, meanwhile, has been riding high following the critically acclaimed and award-winning 12 Years A Slave.
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The movie follows a rough-edged sergeant who leads a five-man crew beyond enemy lines aboard a Sherman tank.
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it’s about time: The prospect of Angelina and Brad onscreen again is apparently the talk of Hollywood and the film is said to be a definite go; the couple generated interest while attending the London premiere of Brad’s World War Z last June.
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2619264/Brad-Pitt-Angelina-Jolie-star-film-nearly-decade.html

Passing Through @ 05/03/2014 at 12:07 am

I see US has posted the news of the possible collaboration – but Peeps hasn’t. They do however have a hilarious statement from Porgie “unloading” on Steve Wynn. The newly engaged former manho wants America to know that he used to be one of us – you know, the poor (literally) working class schlubs (cuz he cut tobacco leaves and stocked toilet paper) – and wasn’t “molly coddled” or born with a silver spoon in his mouth like Wynn. He’s had his hard knocks, dammit…as he boards his private plane to head to his Italian villa… Porgie also wants America to know that he had NOT had 16 shots of tequila as Wynn claimed. It admits to drinking but says it was early in the evening and he still had 2 events to attend so he wasn’t soused – yet. Seriously…how old are these men? Just STFU up already. They both sound like a couple of whiny p@ssies.
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http://www.people.com/article/george-clooney-statement-steve-wynn-obama-argument

Vodoo gris-gris?

OMG! Another BOMB! No one will go see this thing except you loons and Brads love Jen Jen Aniston

@Passing Through: I agree, grown men, both over 50, airing their dirty laundry like some teenage girls on twitter. Have some class George, can’t imagine Brad doing something this juvenile, especially that catty remark George made about Wynn and his red sequined jacket. Maybe George wants his BFF, President Obama to be his best man.

Passing Through @ 05/03/2014 at 12:17 am

# 168 William Bradley&The Jolie @ 05/02/2014 at 11:39 pm
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I had to laugh because TMZ said that JG was in Vegas with him and he’d taken her there as a romantic getaway before he goes to Detroit to film BvS. Uh…two things – she wasn’t with him when he was caught counting cards and SHE said the entire family was relocating to Detroit for the summer. She fvcking BRAGGED about it like they were the only actors to ever take their kids on location. Like Brad and Angie haven’t been doing that for the last 8 years. There’s something fishy going on alright – it’s the goldfish swimming in a sea of piss that Ben calls a brain. I think it was the DM who mentioned the time Ben won a ton of money playing blackjack in 2000 or 2001. When Putrid dumpled him in the early 2000s she said Ben was a fvcking mess – and she’s someone who should know about fvking messes.

@justme:OMG! Your an idiot! She is nothing but a 2×4 with fake boobs, big veins, burned brain cellsand tattos all over her body, not one with color. It is such a dark, creepy Zombie. If you want to see a beautiful woman Goggle Farrah Fawcett.

The new orleans cemetery is beautiful, don’t you think?

@Dawne: OMG, your an idiot. Are those your words of choice?

Passing Through @ 05/03/2014 at 12:22 am

# 173 William Bradley&The Jolie @ 05/02/2014 at 11:56 pm
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I think someone at UTA blabbled. They rep Angie for writing and directing. The question is – will they get called on the carpet for it or was a deliberate “leak” on their part. It gets their name in the news and generates buzz for them. They’re the #3 agency in HW so they could use a little hype. If it turns out to be a fake story then it’s still a win for them. CAA ain’t the only agency playing PR-based leak games in HW.

Needles……

@VIAL: and Blood…nice veins.

More tattoos increased.

@fyi: A know it all. How nice..What a boring long post I did not read.. Lol

FAME AND FORTUNE

@Passing Through:

Since I know CAA is #1, what’s the number 2 agency then?

gray powder: bats

MIX of voodoo, middle-eastern and oriental sorcery….

Passing Through @ 05/03/2014 at 12:31 am

# 178 fyi @ 05/03/2014 at 12:04 am
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BTW – I forgot to say…I need to slum over at Fat Fvcker so I can get a chuckle out of them losing their shite over this “source” issuing a comment to Jared by claiming that Jared is Angie’s biitch because he’s dating Angie’s cousin “Frannie” and is friends with James and JV’s Goddaughter. Oh yeah…and Angie OWNS this site – literally, ya know. It’s a conspiracy, ya know. Angie doesn’t have any clout in HW and nobody wants to work with her or Brad so they’re having Jared drum up interest for them because otherwise no major players in HW will want a piece of this movie. Ergo, Angie has to get a guy who runs a gossip blog to spread the word that she MIGHT be making a movie with Brad but it’s all just a bid for attenton because Angie’s a narcississt who can’t stand it that Ticky’s going to win an Oscar for Crack. They’ll undoubtedly have birthed similar elephant tales already tonight but I’m too tired to go over there this close to bed time. Nothing worse than Fat Fvcker cray cray induced nightmares to ruin a good night’s sleep…

William Bradley&The Jolie @ 05/03/2014 at 12:32 am

@Passing Through:

Could be. But, given the fact that Angelina had no problem kicking CAA to the curb, I don’t think UTA would leak anything fake concerning one of their great “gets.” After all, if I remember correctly, her team is lead by the president of UTA.

But by now, EVERYBODY is on this. So, I wouldn’t be surprised if we get complete details next week.

William Bradley&The Jolie @ 05/03/2014 at 12:34 am

@JJt:

If I am wrong, Passing Through or others, will correct me, but I think WME is considered no. 2.

@William Bradley&The Jolie:

Thanks. I don’t know much about talent agencies/movie business so I knew most people would probably know on this site.

@William Bradley&The Jolie: Angie will definitely be asked about this when she’s out promoting Maleficent, so I’m anxious to hear what she has to say.
Angie doesn’t lie, if it really is true, she’ll say so.

Passing Through @ 05/03/2014 at 12:43 am

# 194 JJt @ 05/03/2014 at 12:26 am
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WME – Willaim Morris Endeavor…which is co-owned by Ari Emanuel and Patrick Whitesell. Whitesell left CAA to become a partner at WME in 2001 (IIRC). He was Ticky’s agent. When he left Ticky basically begged Brad (and Huvsy!) to ask Kevin Huvane, who repped Brad at that time, to take her on as a client…which was a big deal because KH didn’t rep tv tricks. The rest is shitttastic romcom history.

WHAT???? Is this confirmed? OMG I can’t wait to see Brad and Angie together on screen again!

@lucy: The truth? HAHAHAHAHAHAA She will know the truth when she won’t expect it….

Media Wh@re MANiston @ 05/03/2014 at 12:48 am

Oh boy, I feel sorry for the trolls. They just can’t catch a break. Angie & Brad are killing them.

I can’t wait to see them on screen together again.

Passing Through @ 05/03/2014 at 12:48 am

# 199 William Bradley&The Jolie @ 05/03/2014 at 12:32 am
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They ALL play the game. ALL. Why else do you think people are always accusing CAA of stuff? It doesn’t matter if the agent is the company prez or not. They just get a minion to do it so it’s not immediately directly traced back to them and so they can have a fall guy to take the blame. It’s what gets the ball rolling and the money flowing. Do I REALLY think UTA would have to stoop to that tactic on a project involving Angie and Brad? No…but you know I’m a cynic…

OMG, finally, the one news I am waiting for, they will team up again and Angie wrote the script. Awesome and good news. Just loved it. God bless the Jolie Pitt Family. I cannot wait for this movie.

BREAKING NEWS
Tacky has written a Lifetime(basic cable) movie which will star Ticky and Tacky. Ticky will direct the movie after she gives birth. Ticky directed a 15 minute segment for Lifetime a few years ago.

I am so excited, I may not be able to sleep tonight bec of my excitement hearing the good news about Brad and Angie making another film together. Super excited.God bless them both plus 6.

Waving to all lovely fans of Brad and Angie all over the world. Most specially to my cyber niece Neleh, Hugs to Loren,Vicki,Rose,Anoble,Joann,Paiige,LLM,Phool,Neer,Kimmy,Tutuna,Gena,Aisha,DS,Sabine,Casmir,Foxy,Lotta,Lara,Fern and to all on board tonight. God bless us all.

William Bradley&The Jolie @ 05/03/2014 at 12:53 am

Hmmm. Just an evil thought before I say goodnight. Somebody should tweet that delusional Brennifer Feels person about this wonderful news. It involves Brad so I am sure she would be happy to know of it.

Nah. Strike that. As far as I know she’s a harmless twit.

Jolie-Pitt @ 05/03/2014 at 12:53 am

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s chemistry in 2005′s Mr. And Mrs. Smith was so explosive that it sparked an enduring real-life love affair.
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I wanted to look at TOURIST too Brad and Angelina. However I will just hope the movie they will be starring together . It is the memory movie and thanks movie for jolie-pitt fans

Marie Laveau @ 05/03/2014 at 12:56 am

Fréquenté chien, ou ka trapé pice

Marie Laveau @ 05/03/2014 at 1:00 am

Kekett’ pa ka palé, boudin bava.

Marie Laveau @ 05/03/2014 at 1:01 am

Les actes cachés ont des conséquences visibles

@Passing Through:

OH I saw one of the hens getting all excited because Aniston is suppose to be in Florida I believer at some.. DON”T LAUGH.. Beauty Convention speaking or hosting or whatever.

Goodnight and be safe lovely fans of Brad and Angie all over the world. God bless us all. God bless the Jolie Pitt Family.

@William Bradley&The Jolie: Ah, they’re probably too busy oohing and aahing over the fictitious kid of Brad and Ticky, little “Caitlin Rose” they invented, but they call her “Caty”. This just cracks me up, how stupid do these people have to be to actually make up a scenario where Brad and the ex are together and have a fictitious kid, especially when Brad has SIX real live children with Angie. LMAO

Be back tomorrow to check another good news about the JP Family.

It’s not good to play with black magic and voodoo

How many troll posters do they employ to get that many responses to such boring news?

William Bradley&The Jolie @ 05/03/2014 at 1:07 am

@lucy:

Are you serious???!!!! It almost makes me sorry that I am not on twitter just so I can see this foolishness for myself.

@Passing Through:

Thanks so much. If anyone knows stuff about the movie business, people on this site (JP threads) know it.

Marie Laveau @ 05/03/2014 at 1:11 am

May your enemies run close to you;
What you acquire the property that is a prison
Your uglyness will be that of a bad witch;
Or you go many will turn against you, they will be repulsed by you , and fight you, surrounding you on all sides.

Marie Laveau @ 05/03/2014 at 1:13 am

@yolly: have great nightmares for nights and nights and nights for they will come true, just as you wished….

Marie Laveau @ 05/03/2014 at 1:16 am

May your enemies run close to you;
What you acquire the property that is a prison
Your uglyness will be that of a bad witch;
Or you go many will turn against you, they will be repulsed by you , and fight you, surrounding you on all sides……

Marie Laveau @ 05/03/2014 at 1:20 am

To obtain by sinister means, the stolen gift will eventually corrupt…..

MANiston the realRegan MacNeil @ 05/03/2014 at 1:49 am

@Marie Laveau: kamu suka nggancuk anjingmu ya, maka nya kamu kemasukan setan kaya kamu punya idol MANiston.

MANiston the realRegan MacNeil @ 05/03/2014 at 1:53 am

Muka kamu pasti ugly kaya anjing gila, muka kamu kaya Regan waktu lagi kemasukan setan, kasih betul kamu jadi glia sebab Brad kasi injak itu perempuan X, lari cari si cantik Angie… kamu turut jadi gila juga .. Hahahahahahahahaaaa

MANiston the realRegan MacNeil @ 05/03/2014 at 1:56 am

Kamu anjing gila, apa Babi gila, sebab berapa tahun lagi kamu mati matian mau balls dendam gara2 Brad kasi taik di muka kamu punya idol.

MANiston the realRegan MacNeil @ 05/03/2014 at 1:57 am

Bintang se madam apa kamu apa Stan Dari ne raka yang mana kamu apa kamu Lebih jelp Dari Babi apa anjing?

MANiston the realRegan MacNeil @ 05/03/2014 at 2:02 am

Seumur hid up di dunia ini saya rasa tidak ada señora gout yg Akan jadi seperti kamu jadi gila seperti kemakukan setan Karens Brad cinta Angie whahahahahaha… jadi kamu Betiga orang jadi kemakukan setan.

MANiston the realRegan MacNeil @ 05/03/2014 at 2:04 am

Paling bagus kamu pan girl priest buat Exorcist kamu punya Setan, berapa tahun kamu kemasukan itu ibis kasi an betul orang gila kaya kamu.

MANiston the realRegan MacNeil @ 05/03/2014 at 2:05 am

Kalau memang MANiston cantik kaya , hahagia punya pacar bagus, Kenya kamu kaya orang gila kemasukan setan 9 tahun seperti orang gila MAKAN TAIK! Hahahahahahahahaaaa

MANiston the realRegan MacNeil @ 05/03/2014 at 2:07 am

Sudah melas kamu jadi orang gila, other wise kamu tidak disini jadi seperti Babi buta kemasukan setan. Kasiaaaaaaaaaaaan anjing seperti kamu!!!!!!

MANiston the realRegan MacNeil @ 05/03/2014 at 2:11 am

Berapa tahun kamu tidak pernah dapat cuki??? kamu py nya puji pasti Sudah kering keripun dan bau seperti ikan busuk.apa sebab kamu punya puji terlalu lebar??? Jadi kamu disini 24 jam seperti orang gila?

MANiston the realRegan MacNeil @ 05/03/2014 at 2:14 am

Kamu sedot kontolnya anjingmu terus, jangan berheti ya encuk!

MANiston the realRegan MacNeil @ 05/03/2014 at 2:23 am

Waktu kamu type kamu punya post apa taik keluar dai kamu punya mulut seperti Regan gitu??

MANiston the realRegan MacNeil @ 05/03/2014 at 3:04 am

Apa alasan kamu tulis hahasa French buat Angie, 100kali repeat kaya orang gila, mentang kamu cuki anjingmu kamu bicara french. woooweeeee. Who give a F@ck kamu orang gila bicara apa.

@trt: my thoughts exactly, it’s just for the film and bashers are using it to attack Angie they’re so classless!! I mean, sure I dislike some celebrities but I don’t read or go to their threads just to insult them!!! ugh Pathetic people!!
Anyways, so happy for Brad and Angie and can’t wait for Maleficent! :)

From WONDERBUST’s #98 comment

THIS NEEDS TO BE RE-POSTED EVERY NOW AND THEN!! SORRY TROLLS! :)

“not according to the famous photographer that actually took pictures of these women,
Famed Photographer Terry O’Neill on Hollywood’s Most Beautiful Woman
“[The actresses of the '50s] were better than today. Ava Gardner, Lana Turner, Marilyn Monroe, all of them were stunning. Now, they all seem the same. The only one who really stands out is Angelina Jolie, a different class of girl altogether. She’s a stunning, beautiful woman, a rarity, though.”
http://www.parade.com/172330/dotsonrader/famed-photographer-terry-oneill-on-evil-paparazzi-the-beatles-and-hollywoods-most-beautiful-woman/

hahahahahaha Oh Oh A dumbo troll spammig the board b//c it is pissed off that the sky is The Limit for these two geniuses ,. Amazing if we get to see another MAMS type film made by The Fabulous JP’s. This film will be an epic hit at the BO.
Angie and Brad will be carrying home the brass trophies.. 2 Oscars last year and a few more* each this year.. Bravo To The Queen and King of Hollywood. Beauty and brains both of them and are just climbing to the sky., moon and the stars . Man the two most powerful stars in the world never stop staying on top of their A Game.. Nothing to prove but just enjoying being able to prove they are the Best, most beautiful hot gorgeous powerful actors in Hollywood.. Love to my Favorite Couple The JPs!

Love the Jolie Pitt’s and am so proud to be a JP Fan.

Wasn’t Anthony Hopkins saying Angie had asked him to play Charchill ? He said so a few years ago. Can this new project be that one ?
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Brad can play Flanklin Roosevelt and Angie his wife Eleanor ?
Eleanor was an extraordinary woman. She was also the US ambassador for UN.
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Anthony Hopkins Says He’s Been Courted By Angelina Jolie For ‘Churchill And Roosevelt’
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by Kevin Jagernauth
May 4 2011
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With Angelina Jolie making her first stride into directing with her feature film debut, the currently untitled Bosnian war romance, it looks like the actress is ready to take a much bigger role behind the camera. During the press rounds for this weekend’s “Thor,” Odin himself revealed that Jolie has another project brewing and is already going out to actors with the material.
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“I might work with Angelina Jolie on ‘Churchill and Roosevelt,’” Anthony Hopkins told MTV. “She’s got a thing about Churchill. Angelina sent me a synopsis of the script yesterday, so that’s in the offering as well.”
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Of course, we needn’t tell you how closely the leaders worked together during World War II and the stuff pretty much writes itself in terms of a movie. But aside from that, details are pretty slim. There’s no word of what Jolie’s part in this might be — producer and director? actress? — and even Hopkins himself hasn’t decided just yet.
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“I don’t know, I’d have to put on some weight to play Churchill,” he joked. “I’ve just taken the weight off, I’d have to put it back on again.” And as for Roosevelt, that part is still up in the air with Hopkins saying, “She’s looking for somebody to play Roosevelt, I don’t know who yet.”

LMAO Do the idiotic trolls actually belive a JP Fan would open any of their crazy links. We are not Ticky and Tacky fans by any means so we know better twerps.

Congratulations to The Jolie Pitts. The whole world loves them, trolls don’t count, too nuts to know their own mind(s).

Angie and Brad are in the big leaque! More than what can be said for the tv chub old lady who has to pay a stolen man by buying him all the million dollar toys just to keep the little creep around.

Ticky should be ashamed of herself for trying to become a film star and be laughed at. while her gigolo Tacky is an embarrassment.

Angie and Brad are the two top highest paid actors, as well as directors, writers, and producers. The Mr. Pitt owing his own Plan B Production Company is running with the big boys , the brass.
I am so proud to be a JP Fan! OMG! When I saw Ticky on Oprah in 2005 I was hiding my head under the pillow so ready to puke watching her talk a good bs talk (LIES) trying to take Angie and Brad down with her.. Hahahaa OOpsie Obviously it didn’t work.. did it.? Everybody knows Ticky for the fat short chub LIAR who lacks a brain..

Love you Angie and Brad! Will be the first in line to see your new film.

XOXOXOXO OMG!! This will be a much awaited movie by all.
I am so glad to see Angie and Brad acting writing and possibly producing another film as wonderful as MAMS together..
The King and Queen of Hollywood at it again making money hand over fist , living the good life, enjoying every moment with their six gorgeous children. The Jolie Pitt’s have proven to be Hollywood’s finest. KUDOS!! Angie and Brad!! Could’nt be more proud of you both.

Sweet……brads baby momma might be the behind the camera. Hehehe! Someone shi.ting on her panty.

MANiston the realRegan MacNeil @ 05/03/2014 at 6:32 am

~Brad Pitt … What a handsome man, has a body most 20 years old would die for, and that great masculine and muscular neck, beautiful eyes, great smile, and that Brad Pitt swagger sexy walk… Oh mamma!
~Angelina Jolie … She is my everyday amusement ( I am a die hard fan)
Angelina Jolie is a world wide acclaimed beauty and has been ever since her teenage years!!
She has that “It” facto, and the kind of frame that can carry contour… the kind of Elegance only Super Model can.
~Jennifer Aniston… she work so hard by only eating salad and exercise, but genetically she’s hampered by legs that is too short, a body that is not curvaceous and an unfortunate combination of lips chin and nose that prevent her face from being beautiful, no matter how many nose jobs and all that plastic surgery and fillers she had.
Don’t be cheated by all the Airbrushing by the mags and her so many nose Jobs at least 3x!
Being sexy is about more than looks, it’s about confidence, which unfortunately Aniston don’t have. She is the most self centre selfish narcissist celebrity I ever know.
The end.

Good morning J-P fans.
I hope Angie has her next operation before this film is made, read a story last week about a thirty-five year Australian with the BRCA1, passed away, she put off having the surgery because she wanted another kid.
Her two other sisters with the genes had the surgery, now a ten year old is motherless.
Of course Angie said, she is having discussions, and I wish her the best, but time is of the essence with BRCA1&2.

MANiston the realRegan MacNeil @ 05/03/2014 at 7:22 am

Angie.. Your lips are really really really Magic !

This is the ultimate, I am ultrally happy I’d wonder about it and it coming that is SUBERD ‘THE BRAD AND ANGELINA JOLIE PITT PROJECT’ WOW THAT SOUNDS AWESOME, JUST THE NAME ITSELF. CONGRATULATIONS. GOD BLESS THE JOLIE-PITTS AND ALL THAT THEY DO.

This is a wonderful news for all of us, JP fans!! Yay!! BRANGELINA RULES!!!

@Susan: Morning Susan, how are you lady. I hear what you’re saying about Angie getting her second operation. Susan, for all we know she might have got that taken care of. Years ago the recovery time was six weeks. I have heard the procedure is not as invasive as years ago, so, who knows it it’s done already. Susan, remember after the Oscars we have not seen much of Angie.

Anyway, fans must be happy with the thought of seeing Brad and Angie together on the big screen again. I know I’m looking forward to that, I’ll be there that weekend.

@Susan: this I OT: how embarrassing for Ben A being kicked out of the Hard Rock Casino, ouch, ouch. I thought he was over his gambling addiction. I used to work with a young man who was an addicted gambler. Every weekend he would spend his pass days in Atlantic City gambling. He would tell us he sat at a table for 24 hours straight, not even going to the bathroom because he did not want to lose his spot at the table that’s how strong the addiction is. No wonder there was a story last week that his wife, JG gave the Helpers/nannies off while she was out of town so Ben would be responsible for the kids. Now
I understand the story… she was trying to keep him from going to the
casinos.

Susan, did you see GC going up the steps of his private plain? GC back is acting up you can tell by just watching him going up those stairs. Susan, I believe we are going to have a great weekend. The sky’s are blue and the sun is shining. Have a great day my friend.

Strange perhaps, but it excites me more that Angie penned the script than the two of them in a movie. That is great news as well, but I love it when Angie branches out into new aspects of the business……..showing women they can be more than bikini bodies in HW…….throw another rock at the glass ceiling as it were.

For the Hags:

Angie’s resume…………

Double Oscar Winning Actress,,,,,,
Director…….Stanley Kramer award for first effort and assured nom’s for second…if not wins.
Only female action star that can carry a big budget movie
Multiple Sag and GG winner
Oscar nom for Changeling
Screenwriter
Author
UN Special Envoy
Star of iconic Disney character blockbuster
International leader in the case for criminalizing rape as an act of war. Garnered UN unanimous vote for cause
Member of the Council of Foreign Relations
HIghest paid and most powerful female celeb in HW
Considered one of world’s most beautiful woman
Founder of Jolie-PItt Foundation
Major Humanitarian who has traveled the world advocating for the disenfranchised at risk.
The Angelina Effect…….Time Magazine……..Unprecedented NYT Op Ed causing a shift in the medical world.
Named most admired woman after the Queen of England

Soooooo vipers………….why don’t you do Ticky’s bwwwwwwwwhahaha

@Rose: @Rose: Good morning, when I saw that story, she just came in my thoughts.
After surgery nowadays, the next day they want you up and walking and recovery is much faster.
It would be fun to see them in a film together.
Off to run errands, have a nice day.

Ticky’s resume:

Zero Oscar nods
Zero GG nods
Zero Sag nods
Can’t carry a movie on her name
Not an international draw
Garnered withering reviews for numerous dud romcoms.
No philanthropic work
Can’t get movies green lighted
Trouble getting movies in the can distributed
Latest film has a seven mil. budget financed offshore
Directed a five minute LIfetime piece with limp reviews
Known more for tabloid infamy and her personal life
Failed to make the transition from t.v. to movies
Failed to unseat the reigning romcom queens like Bullock
Gives terrible interviews; has nothing to talk about except her ‘beauty’ routines.
PR addict
A deadend production company

No longer in Disneylan
Elle Fanning France ‏@EFanningfrance
#INFO Annulation de la présentation de #Malefique à DisneyLand Paris. Nouveau lieu : Publicis des Champs Elysée le 6 mai ! #Maleficent

Elle Fanning France ‏@EFanningfrance

#NEW Conference of #Maleficent in DisneyLand Paris DELETED ! New Location: Publicis in Champs Elysée (may 6).

oh, yeah for Ticky

Failed to reinvent herself as a sex goddess………..

Good morning to all the FANS

I’m still excited for the news. I don’t see this being another Mr. and Mrs. Smith. But whatever it is I will be seeing it. Something to look forward too. And can you imagine the onset pics. I don’t see this being a problem. They have been together going on 10 years. I think for many couples that have had problems doing a film together they did so very early in their relationship. But again there are examples of couples doing very well together on screen when coupled off screen..

I’m just happy they found a project to do together. They have both said they would like to work together again.

Love them, they are the best. Angie is our Princess Di.

GOOD JOB DAWNE! I AM GLAD SHE PENNED THE SCRIPT AND BOTH WILL STAR IN THE MOVIE.

“drowning man clutche at straws”..to stay relevant in Hollywood
She is 40 next year and he is 51 ..
ONLY S.X ON SCREEN TOGHTER can eventually help their falling stardom

Its a LOT of ghost writers in Hollywood..

@SAART:

I see why you left the `m` out of your screen moniker

@Dawne: Good morning Dawne, how are you today my friend. Dawn, I’m always amazed when Tickys fans bring up Angelina’s age knowing Ticky is 45 years old and Angelina is 38 years old. Ticky is now shooting a $7m dollar movie. If the entire movie budget is seven million dollars, now can someone tell me how much Ticky is being paid to bein this movie. I’m thinking $250,000. Angie recently directed a movie with a $80m budget, enough said. I’m my neck of the woods, Angie is head and Shoulders above Ticky in relevancy, in pay scale and in all around relevancy in Hollywood and the world. I have no idea why
Tickys fans always bring things up to remind the fans of how low Ticky
has dropped in Hollywood, the only person clinging to straw is Tacky.

@busted: Good morning Busted, so good to see you here this morning. Busted, we are having a beautiful morning, so I’m taking my butt outside to take in this beautiful day.

Busted, what good news we have today, Brad and Angie may be working together again. I can’t wait to hear more about this project. I have been waiting so long to see BA with their insane chemistry on the big screen
again. So happy for them, and the cherry on top is Angie writing the script. I’m telling you busted, no wonder the trolls are envious of Angie. The woman is a powerhouse and she’s not even 40 years old. What a beautiful and talented woman. I looked over at Tickys thread and noticed in five days she has not gotten 50 comments and here we have a thread approximately 15 hours old with over 250 comments. We have to thank the trolls for giving Brad and Angelina their support by being here 24/7 and pushing Brad and Angie’s comments numbers through the roof.

She’s not stealing anybody idea is she??? These fans are the kind that stays hidden behind a computer and run they big mouth. They are not young or pretty enought to show they faces in public . I never be a fan of anybody that those not know my existing or care about my simply life. Their are actors I like but will not spent my time fussing and giving my importing time to. Time I could spent on saving abused dogs and cats. Just doing something other them this all day and all the time. Before anyone of you wise ass go creatsizing me I do post on RG thread once in a why when theirs a thread. To the poster @ROSE their are all kinds op addition in this world of ours if BA having a problem with gambling it nothing to happy about it could have been having this problem . Take care and have peaceful day. Get out into the sun it’s good for you.

@Rose:

Hey Rose.

Good to see you. Just lurking on and off. takes more time to skip the silliness of the trolls. I laughed because these were the same idiots that said they would boycott all JP projects. That Brad and Angie were over. Seriously. These dumb people that hide behind their computers posting hours on end.. and the best part is they come here to school the fans on posting. That they are so above it all. Yet they people that don’t like this couple are on page 11 reading comments and talking smack.

Actions speak louder than words. I very seldom post on threads of other celebs. Especially ones I don’t like or are interested in. Makes no sense to stalk a celeb that I’m not a fan of. Nor would I post long winded comments attacking their fans for being fans.

Too many crazy people with computer access.

I’m enjoying the morning Rose. We are getting rain this weekend. Good excuse to just stay in and enjoy hanging around the house. I don’t get to do that enough.

Maleficent will bomb @ 05/03/2014 at 11:18 am

Maleficent is going to bomb domestically. Tracking is at 44 -48 . Welp, that sucks for jolie but that’s what she gets for putting pitty over her career. She’s over. None of her interviews will help this movie because all she is going to talk about is pitty and we see how he helps her career.he doesn’t. Oop! Her career is over and the movie will be an embarrassment. Maybe finally she will dump him and start reading what is said about her weight etc. nobody likes her because she is Pittys anorexic play thing.

Maleficent will bomb @ 05/03/2014 at 11:24 am

Also the fan base she’s collecting since being with pitty is just like a group of really old ladies that do not help her case by constantly ragging on pitty ex. The movie with pitty is a horrible idea. She must have a pretty interesting script if he’s on board and she would do better with someone else. But that again is her giving her career to pitty so it’s her fault when the public shts all over it like they always do especially if pitty is involved in any way. Her depression is going to be deeper than ever when maleficent embarrass her.
This is what happens when stars are isolated and have no idea what the public wants from them. Pitty is well informed of what the media and public says about him, just like george clooney. Unfortunately angelina is isolated and in a bubble becasue if she knew she wouldn’t be with pitty that’s why he keeps herself isolated.
does she do anything without pitty or her kids? I see pitty is always being papped put and about with people, but not Isolated jolie. We will see if she stays isolated when mal bombs or if she finally wakes the hell up and changes something’s.

Maleficent will bomb @ 05/03/2014 at 11:26 am

@busted: pitty career would be the same if angie hadn’t announced her double mastectomy for wwz. Now she’s can’t use it for her own movie, what an idiot. Just another case of her putting pitty above herself and her own movies.

Script is about
How to cheat on his wife
or
How to have sex with a married man
or
How to be “Mother theresa” and get paid for it
or
How to make one movie for 13 milion and call yourself “director”
or
How to Become a Millionaire with HUGE help of ticket money
or
How to use botox and other”drugs” to look younger
or ..to be continued

Maleficent will bomb @ 05/03/2014 at 11:31 am

It sickens me the amount of dignity she gave up for pitty. But after maleficent bombs I’m done with her too. Unlike most of her original fans I stuck by her through all this brangelina sht hoping that she would do better but after seeing her lose self esteem (since when was she so shy?) and lose weight to the point she looks like she did at the height of her “issues” in the 90s, it just really shows me that she doesn’t love herself and Does whatever pitty tells her to do. I can’t root for her anymore.
So long angelina 15 years of being a fan wasted on pitty. If she changes things I will be shocked and delighted but we’ll see.

Maleficent will bomb @ 05/03/2014 at 11:33 am

Also despite the big money wwz still lost somewhere in the ball park of 50million for paramount.

Thanks Brad & Angie for making my day ever so brighter with this great
news long time coming but its coming, hang on I’m hearing Popping outside , that’s alright its only the Jen Hens heads Popping, where was I? oh yeah such exciting news about the Oscar Winning Couple, hang time to close the windows Screaming from the Ocean, these pesky Hags never know when to give up LOL.

Educating Angie @ 05/03/2014 at 11:58 am

It’s a known fact that angelina is a pathological liar and it is a very complex and serious disease…
But Pathological liars like angelina are hardly aware that they are lying because they want to believe what they are telling other people. The thing is that she needs other people to believe it to believe it herself.
Pathological liars have been confronted by realities that were too hard for them to cope with (in angie’s case the numerous plastic surgeries/operations). Since they can’t completely deny those experiences (she would be considered insane if she did) they develop a sort of split personality ; a part of them accepted that reality, the other refuses it.
Then, pathological liars like angelina spend their whole life repeating that process because they cannot face their own reality.

Maleficent will bomb @ 05/03/2014 at 12:00 pm

Now that I think about it. This movie has no director, no distributor, no anything. This seems like pity’s trying to help angelina with maleficent publicity. What a fking joke, like he would help interest in any jolie movie. He brings down interest and makes jolie less interesting.
Seriously, she has become nothing since being with him. She used to be a spitfire no nonsense type of women. Now she’s boring af. Somehow pitty and his pr team have convince jolie that he helps her instead of hinders her career. My god she’s even more isolated than I thought.

Top 10 Memoir Movies

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by Helen Earnshaw | 3 May 2014
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A Mighty Heart (2007)

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Mariane Pearl’s memoir A Mighty Heart recounted the real-life search for Wall Street Journal journalist Daniel Pearl, kidnapped in Karachi by supporters of British terrorist Omar Sheikh.

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Daniel’s wife Mariane is played by Angelina Jolie in director Michael Winterbottom’s depiction of events which end in the most tragic way imaginable.

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In 2007 director Michael Winterbottom brought Pearl’s book to the big screen, with Angelina Jolie in the central role.
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Jolie is perfectly cast as Mariane, as she shows tha full range of emotions of a woman who is caught in a desperate and devastating situation: she shines from first frame to the last.

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Winterbottom has to be applauded for delievering a powerful movie that chooses not to go into graphic details of the violence that Daniel Pearl would have faced.

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Short cut to:hhtp://www.femalefirst.co.uk/movies/top-10-memoir-movies-460515.html#ixzz30e8Bmk94

Who represents Angelina in terms of Acting and Directing ?

Rare breed Staffordshire fleece stars in new Disney film Maleficent
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By Staffordshire Newsletter | Posted: May 03, 2014

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THE FLEECE of humble Staffordshire sheep will be starring in Disney’s latest big screen offering.

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Maleficent tells the untold story of Sleeping Beauty’s nemesis, the wicked fairy who curses the Princess Aurora on her christening day.

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From May 28, when the film hits cinemas across the country, Disney fans will find out how Maleficent became so evil.

Screen siren, Angelina Jolie is taking the title role, but viewers will also see something in the background that originated rather closer to home.

In the scene where Princess Aurora has her fateful encounters with the spinning wheel and the spindle there are fleeces that have come from rare breed Cotswold and Leicester Longwool

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The iconic Pinewood Studios called on Rare Breeds Survival Trust (RBST) members David and Karen Griffiths, who run Griffiths’ Mill in Sudbury, for help in sourcing fleeces.

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Karen said: “We were delighted to receive a request for a quantity of white longwool fleece to be washed and delivered to Pinewood Studios.

Shortcut to: http://www.staffordshirenewsletter.co.uk/undefined-headline/story-21040405-detail/story.html

Maleficent will bomb @ 05/03/2014 at 12:05 pm

@Phool.: she was great in that role. One of her best efforts as an actress.m Too bad it bombed because of the hate surrounding her.
She will never regain her status until she wakes tf up and changes her personal life. She could very well have a comeback but pitty will never allow her to leave him. He is the one with the power in that relationship. It’s what happens when one partner encourages the other to isolate themselves. She has zero self esteem and zero love for herself . This is something brangelina fans should hate but I get the feeling they are a lot like tiwghlight fans……. They think that type of stuff is sexy.

Acting royalty: The celebrities with real regal connections

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Johnny Depp, Angelina Jolie, Hugh Grant, Paris Hilton and co can all trace their family history back to majestic and royal roots
.7:39 AM, 03 May 2014.

We bandy around the phrase “Hollywood royalty” quite a bit. But it turns out royal blood does run in the veins of plenty of famous faces. Seriously. Get out the royal jewels and cover them in ermine, this illustrious lot are worthy of their very own thrones…
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Kit Harington
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He might have an unknown bloodline in Game of Thrones, but in real life the actor who plays Jon Snow is an ancestor of Charles II. His royal connections hail from his paternal grandmother Lavender Cecilia Denny.
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Hilary Duff

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Actress and singer Hilary Duff might once have been dubbed the Princess of the Disney Channel, but it turns out the 26-year-old star actually is related to true royalty (sorry Mickey). She’s our Queen’s 18th cousin, as the pair share ancestor King Edward III, who ruled between 1327 and 1377.

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Brooke Shields

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Endless Love actress Brooke Shields uncovered her royal connections in an episode of Who Do You Think You Are? Her extraordinary journey revealed that she was directly descended from King Henry IV of France – and that Louis XIV was a cousin, generations removed. And as if that wasn’t enough illustrious ancestors, she also shares a relation with the Queen, in the form of Henry II of France, making her the UK monarch’s 18th cousin, once removed.

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Hugh Grant

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With his floppy locks and bumbling intonation, Hugh Grant is already one of Britain’s most iconic actors. So it seems only fitting that the 53-year-old London-born star descends from Henry VII, the first monarch of the House of Tudor, and Henry VIII’s dad. That’s not all, though – he also counts James IV, King of Scotland between 1488 and 1513, as one of the family. Naturally.

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Maggie and Jake Gyllenhall

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Acting siblings Maggie and Jake Gynllenhall come from nobel stock. The pair are 19th cousins to the Queen because of their shared ancestor King Edward III, who they are related to through their father’s side.

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Tom Hanks

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57-year-old Hanks names some worthy films on his CV – think Forest Gump, Apollo 13 and Saving Private Ryan –which seems quite right for a royal descendant. Hanks comes from lofty beginnings, counting King John of England, who ruled from 1199 to 1216, among his ancestors.

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Michael Douglas

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With four Golden Globes, two Oscars and an Emmy under his belt, 69-year-old Michael Douglas can definitely be classed as Hollywood royalty. And it turns out he can kind of be classed as actual royalty, too. As a distant relation of King Edward III, he’s the Queen’s 19th cousin, once removed.

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Ellen Degeneres

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Chat show host Ellen Degeneres has two royal connections. The 56-year-old performer is 15th cousins with the Duchess of Cambridge, and is ALSO 19th cousins, twice removed with the Queen, since her family descended, like the Gynllenhalls and Douglas’s, from King Edward III. By rights, she should have been wearing a crown in that Oscars selfie.

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Robert Pattinson

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The honorable Pattinson, he of teen vampire drama Twilight, is a distant cousin of Prince William and Harry. But apparently (and hilariously) Pattinson’s family has been also traced back to Vlad the Impaler, the real-life inspiration behind Dracula. Which is just brilliant.

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Paris Hilton

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It sounds unlikely, but Paris Hilton, the socialite and heiress of sex-tape fame, is related to the Queen. Yep, the 33-year-old is actually Elizabeth II’s 20th cousin, because they both share an ancestor in Henry II of England, a man famous for his piercing stare and bursts of temper.

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Uma Thurman

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Kill Bill actress Uma Thurman has rather highborn ancestors. Namely, Edward I (otherwise known as Longshanks), who ruled between England between 1272 and 1307. Thurman is a direct descendant on her father’s side, making her the Queen’s 21st cousin, once removed. Fancy, eh?

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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt

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Two Hollywood heavyweights who both happen to come from a royal bloodline. Through her mother Marcheline Bertrand, Jolie is the Queen’s 26th cousin, as they share an ancestor in Phillip II of France, while her partner Brad Pitt, who descends from Henry II, is the monarch’s 25th cousin, twice removed. Seriously. Could this pair get any more perfect?

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Johnny Depp

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Like you needed any more reasons to fancy films star Johnny Depp… but it turns out the 50-year-old Pirates of the Caribbean star and our Queen share the same great-grandfather, 19 times removed. So if those daydreams of yours ever do come true you could end up a little bit royal too.

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Celine Dion

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International star, chart topper, Eurovision Song Contest winner. And, it seems, royal descendant. Canadian-born Celine Dion has ancestral ties to King Philippe II of France.

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Tilda Swinton

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The Chronicles of Narnia actress kind of has a stately air to her, doesn’t she? And that’s for a reason. The Swintons are an ancient Anglo-Scots family who can trace their roots back an impressively long way. And therefore also prove that they are descended from King Robert I of Scotland
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Shortcut to:http://www.radiotimes.com/news/2014-05-03/acting-royalty-the-celebrities-with-real-regal-connections

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Awwwww……….such concern for Angie re her failing career……….you hags are a laugh a minute with your ‘faux concern’ for your Angie………LMBFAO………

And oh, Maleficent tracking badly……….what a load of manure……..troll………do come back while we push your face in said manure in about a month…………….save your predictions and repost them here when the movie opens…………..bwwwwwwwhahahaha

Angelina Slays…………period. She is a highly awarded actor………and likely soon to be an awarded director………..she is a FORCE and you are an OXYGEN THIEF………..

WWZ losing money………Guess Para wants more losers like that as it played a HUGE role in their profit realization last year as they openly admitted

So buzz off Tamshiit…………you were wrong then and you will be wrong again……..hey, TamWrong?

Hannibal’s Bryan Fuller on Mason Verger and an incredibly ambitious sex scene

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Also: Is Will a killer?

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May 3, 2014 12:00 AM

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Every week of its second season, series showrunner and developer Bryan Fuller will be talking with The A.V. Club about that week’s episode of Hannibal, in a more spread-out version of our Walkthrough feature. This week, we’re talking with him about the second season’s 10th episode, “Naka-Choko.”

AVC: The sex scene takes up the bulk of an act of the show and seems to showcase how the boundaries are blurring between all of these people. What was the impetus behind that being a centerpiece of the episode?

BF: The first sex scene that we had in episode eight, the simple one between just two people, Hannibal and Alana, was something that I’d been wanting to do since episode six.

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We actually had a couple of directors who were terrified of it, because what I was describing was taking a sex scene that was as innovative as, say, the sex scene in Fight Club and finding a way to produce it on a television budget.

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Because the Fight Club sex scene, between Helena Bonham Carter and Brad Pitt, was wackadoodle and a combination of CG naked bodies and all sorts of fantastic, elaborate controlled camera movements that I think took two or three weeks to shoot because of how detailed it was.

So every time I talked about the sex scene and how I wanted it to have that out-of-body, ethereal feel to it, one director flat-out [said], “I don’t know how to shoot that,” and another director was like, “That’s going to take forever to shoot the way you want it,” and then Vincenzo came along and was like, “I know how to shoot that.” And he did a beautiful job. Then, of course, coming around to episode 10, Vincenzo Natali was back up to bat and was so excited about doing an expansion of his Hannibal sex-scene vocabulary by just throwing more people into it.

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Shortcut to:http://www.avclub.com/article/hannibals-bryan-fuller-mason-verger-and-incredibly-204014?utm_medium=RSS&utm_campaign=feeds

just sayin @ 05/03/2014 at 12:20 pm

I hope it is true Brad and Angie will work together again. I see the news has been spreading everywhere in the world that shows how excited people all over world are to see them together on-screen again. It would be even better if Angie directs it and Brad produces it.

Hey, Rose:

Top of the morning to you. Sun trying to come out……so much rain I thought I was visiting Vancouver………..

Trolls are really running out of stuff to invent or lie about……..it’s all such a yawn………..Angie and Brad keep elevating their careers and keep setting more lofty goals the trolls just may die from exhaustion before they ever have any affect of one of the most iconic couples of all time.

But if it is their raison d’etre so be it. just makes me cheer harder and louder every time they get their azz handed to them on a platter of cockroaches.

Oh look Ticky’s HEN Is name dropping Brad AGAIN;

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Laughing all the way to the Banks

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Elizabeth Banks has the balls to play the First Lady and a porn novice

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ZACK AND MIRI MAKE A PORNO written and directed by Kevin Smith, with Seth Rogen and Elizabeth Banks. An Alliance Films release. 101 minutes. Opens Friday (October 31). For venues

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If that work dried up and Banks had to bare it all for Miri’s kind of movie?

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“My co-stars would be Johnny Depp and Brad Pitt,” she says. “It would be a crazy three-way where I would be tied to a bed and they would be pleasuring me the entire time.”

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Shortcut to:http://nowtoronto.com/movies/story.cfm?content=165629

Maleficent will bomb @ 05/03/2014 at 12:27 pm

@Dawne: you …….are ………an ……..idiot……….dawne. What will you say when maleficent only takes the 44 it’s tracking to take? Oh I know attack pity’s ex, it’s been ten years dawne. Set an example for the trolls you speak of and try to help angie out by not constantly comparing her to pity’s ex or constantly speculating on how brangelina got together. Oh wait you pitty first fans can’t do that because than what would you talk about?? You would have to acknowledge how far Angelina has fallen since being the biggest female star in the world. How skinny she is. She is pity’s anorexic play thing ( I bet that turns you in). She has no self love. She is isolated. She was 100% better off before she ever met pitty. And that’s a fact , not an opinion.

What will she talk about in interviews to help push maleficent? You guessed it , pitty, because she must think he is going to help the movie. As I said that’s a fking joke. He has helped her zero %. The only thing talking about pitty has done is help HIM. she changed public perception of him. He went from being a dumb blonde bimbo into a manly (her words) humanitarian with brains. She went from a wild child who changed her life around to a humanitarian with a heart to a joke aka pity’s anorexic play thing. Nobody takes her serious anymore not even her work as a humanitarian. But I can’t blame pitty , angelina made the choice to be with him , to lose the weight, to basically stop caring about herself.

Bling of Ire: Are You Eye-Rolling Over the Clooney Engagement Ring?

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May 2nd, 2014

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“He helped design the ring.”

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This sentence tends to set me off. The increasingly popular notion that the average guy, purely by virtue of his desire to pop the question, is magically transformed into a jewelry designer. Ask the guy you’re casually dating to venture into a jewelry store, and chances are he’ll break into a cold sweat. But once he’s made the decision to spring for a diamond, suddenly, he must be imbued with the ability to not only speak intelligently about galleries, shanks and mountings, shoulders, bezels and underbezels, but also has achieved some modicum of artistic flair to create an engagement ring that couldn’t otherwise be conceived by, you know, someone who designs them for a living. Don’t guys just point to ready-made rings in glass cases anymore? Then again, the average guy isn’t George Clooney, amirite?

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I realize I sound a little cranky on the topic, but honestly, the coverage of Clooney’s engagement to UK lawyer Amal Alamuddin has been more than a little breathless, especially with regard to the ring. And while the sparkler is indeed quite beautiful—an emerald-cut diamond estimated at 7 carats, flanked by two tapered baguettes and set in platinum—can we all at least agree it doesn’t exactly represent a quantum leap in ring design?

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There’s a great scene in 1995’s To Die For, in which Illeana Douglas, as Janice Maretto, discusses her feelings about Nicole Kidman’s character, Suzanne, who designed the rings for her wedding to Janice’s brother, Matt Dillon as Larry Maretto: “Larry, he was so proud, you know, ‘cause Suzanne designed the wedding rings all by herself. You want me to describe them for you? They were round and gold. I mean, big f**kin’ deal.”

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Every single time we’re deluged with frenzied reportage of a male celeb who designed something round and gold (or, in this case, platinum), I think EX (Pitt later partnered with Damiani on a full-on wedding band collection. Hint: they were round and also…gold!), and then again with Robert Procop for Angelina Jolie’s ring. When did he find the time to make World War Z? LOL

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And, of course, because it’s Clooney, there’s an added element, prominently positioned within the first sentence in most of the stories you’ve read this week: the diamond was ethically mined. Such a detail makes sense when you combine Clooney’s well-documented activism in Darfur and South Sudan with Alamuddin’s work as a human rights attorney. For the uninitiated, “ethically mined” means the diamond was likely sourced outside those violence-ridden regions in which conflicts are widely thought to be financed by the sale of stones that have come to be known as “blood” diamonds. The mining doesn’t employ child labor or any other form of worker exploitation, and the stone was excavated by a method that did not impact the environment in any negative way.

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In 2003, a certification for conflict-free diamonds, known as the Kimberley Process, was created. And while we should eagerly support these philosophies, you will find environmentalists and political activists who have called into question the reliability of the Kimberley Process, noting that it’s a morass of ethical issues and legal loopholes. It’s also important to note that “ethically mined” and Kimberley Process certification aren’t synonymous; it’s actually a huge conversation that can’t simply be glossed over with a passing mention from your publicist.

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Indeed, among the many comment boards out there dishing on the Clooney diamond (I’ve decided to just call it that from now on, like the Hope or the Tiffany Yellow), a few observers have astutely pointed out that if you wanted to really embrace the most eco-conscious choice, why not go with an antique ring? Alamuddin strikes us as a stylish woman, and vintage rings are becoming increasingly popular (not to mention, they’re the most eco-friendly option, as they require no mining), so perhaps she would have been into a Victorian or Edwardian-era ring with its own romantic backstory?

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But no, Clooney was likely welcomed into a private room—or, just as likely, a briefcase of stones was brought to him—and he pointed to something he liked as an exceptionally educated jeweler explained a variety of details on cut, carat weight, clarity, etc., and decisions were made from there. But this does not a ring designer make.

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When I mentioned this on Facebook earlier this week, a colleague chimed in, “Hey, it’s a gorgeous ring!” I don’t deny that for a second. It’s chicly simple and ultra-classic—so ultra-classic, in fact, that it distinctly reminds me of perhaps the most captivating engagement ring of all time: the 10.47-carat emerald-cut diamond, flanked by baguettes and set in platinum, designed by Cartier and commissioned by Prince Rainier to present to Grace Kelly in 1956.

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No jewelry house has taken credit for the Clooney—no surprise, given the feverish press and the typical reticence among jewelers when it comes to dishing details on celeb clients—but it wouldn’t surprise me if Cartier likewise recreated the diminutive skating rink now residing on Alamuddin’s left hand. Clooney, after all, is a guy who embraces the classic glamour of old Hollywood—his Los Angeles home was once owned by Clark Gable.

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It would feel quite natural if he reached out to a classic jewelry house, and the design of Kelly’s ring was used as a jumping off point. (On a side note, if you ever want to enjoy both a good look and a wink at Kelly’s ring, check out 1956’s High Society, her last film before becoming a bona fide princess, in which she wears her IRL sparkler. Conveniently, you can catch it today on Turner Classic Movies at 12:30 p.m. ET.)

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Listen, I’m all for a guy being involved in the look of the ring he’ll present to seal the deal. But there’s an abyss of difference between “being involved” and headlines or lead paragraphs that trumpet your mad skillz as a ring designer. Such positioning does a disservice to those who have devoted their lives to this highly intricate, exhaustive craft.

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And honestly, we’d still love Clooney just as much if he admitted that he pointed to a ring in a glass case, wouldn’t we? Because ultimately, love springs eternal—just as we once thought about his bachelorhood.
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Shortcut to:http://www.thefashionspot.com/buzz-news/latest-news/401867-george-clooney-engagement-ring-why-were-not-impressed-that-he-designed-it/

Hollywood Guests At 2014 White House Correspondents’ Dinner

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Reuters and CNN have unveiled their guests for Saturday’s shindig, with the former adding among others Unbroken lead Jack O’Connell, The Newsroom‘s Olivia Munn and Revenge‘s Madeline Stowe, and CNN hosting Diane Lane.
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http://www.deadline.com/2014/05/white-house-correspondents-dinner-2014-hollywood-attendees-list/

Educating Angie @ 05/03/2014 at 12:32 pm

It’s a known fact that angelina is a pathological liar and it is a very complex and serious disease…
But Pathological liars like angelina are hardly aware that they are lying because they want to believe what they are telling other people. The thing is that she needs other people to believe it to believe it herself.
Pathological liars have been confronted by realities that were too hard for them to cope with (in angie’s case the numerous plastic surgeries/operations). Since they can’t completely deny those experiences (she would be considered insane if she did) they develop a sort of split personality ; a part of them accepted that reality, the other refuses it.
Then, pathological liars like angelina spend their whole life repeating that process because they cannot face their own reality!

Maleficent will bomb @ 05/03/2014 at 12:33 pm

Here ……..is ………..the ……….link ………to ………the ………..tracking…….. info…….idiot……..dawne.

http://forums.boxoffice.com/index.php?/topic/1871-maleficent-may-30-2014-trailer-on-page-81/page-109

Photographer Firooz Zahedi Talks New Exhibit; Instagram as Art (Q&A)

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4/25/2014

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The celebrated photographer, known for his portraits of Bette Midler and Angelina Jolie, among others, spoke with THR about his new work at L.A.’s Kopeikin Gallery and his thoughts on Kimye being compared to Liz and D,ick.

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Having been a close friend of Elizabeth Taylor’s, is there a celebrity couple equivalent to Elizabeth and Richard Burton today?
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No, I don’t think there’s a Liz and D,ick couple today, you have some [Hollywood] Royalty like Angelina [Jolie] and Brad [Pitt] but the Liz and D,ick thing was unique. There was huge passion, marriage, divorce, marriage again, and jewels and diamonds!

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We’ve heard people compare Kanye and Kim to Liz and ****.
Please, please! No!

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Shortcut to:http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/photographer-firooz-zahedi-talks-new-698942

@Educating Angie: She is completely nuts. Pathological liars are out of it. sad for her and her kids. She’ll make them confused and delusional just like her.

Tribeca Film Festival: ‘Starred Up’

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Posted by: Carole Di Tosti May 1, 2014

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Review : 4/5 Stars-

Summary : ‘Starred Up’ is a gritty, realistic prison drama from the UK which enjoyed its US Premiere at Tribeca Film Festival.

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For those looking to get off on testosterone fueled violence, adrenaline rushing body clashes, flesh creeping moment to moment tension with an additional thrust of palpable misery portrayed against the backdrop of dreary, gritty, hopeless, prison realism, Starred Up will please.

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The indie which enjoyed its U.S. Premiere at Tribeca Film Festival offers a wild, emotionally charged ride that is a tad contrived for thrills and shock; its grimy sensationalism never lets up until the film ends and then you are left with mind-numbing questions about the usefulness and purpose of prison time.

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Thanks to David Mackenzie’s incisive direction and Michael McDonough’s well thought out tracking shots, the effect they’ve created is an “in your face” prison experience which is soul destroying and stress creating. Of course, the irony is the notion that those incarcerated in the UK as those in the U.S. are being “rehabilitated.”

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Nothing could be further from the truth. The film shows that the corrupt officials and higher status criminals whom the officials allow to “run the prison on a short chain” make the most of all the advantages they can garner in their symbiotic exploitative exchanges: rehabilitation is neither cost effective nor profitable for these power wielding individuals. It is the last thing they focus on, desire or seek.

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Into this atmosphere comes Jack O’Connell as Eric Love (name irony), who superbly portrays the nineteen-year-old when we first meet him as an emotional live wire who is animalistic, bellicose and unredeemable. This incorrigible youthful offender is “starred up.”

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The slang term gains different meanings during the course of the film as it is connected to Eric’s ethos as a prisoner, and his “development” as an individual. Initially, it refers to his position as a new entrant in this base and vile place of soulless incarceration. Because Love has been deemed beyond all help, he has been “starred up,” sent to an adult prison for proper “rehabilitation.” The adult criminals and the sadistic prison guards will straighten him out and bend his will, ironing out his recalcitrance, it is anticipated. If not he’ll end up mutilated, his spirit broken. What else is possible?

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Eric does have a bit of luck on his side. His father Neville (an excellent Ben Mendelsohn), whom he barely knows since Dad was in prison most of his life, ends up on the same cell block wing as Eric. Eric has been utterly wounded by this man whom he resents and hates; he can barely look at him let alone have a deep conversation with Neville whom he blames for his twisted upbringing. Nevertheless, Neville is well connected with the prison gang lord, Spencer (Peter Ferdinando). Spencer runs things and gives orders; he can make life easier for Eric if he bows down to his power structure, does his bidding and shows him respect.

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On the side of true rehabilitation is a volunteer, Oliver (Rupert Friend), who successfully runs an anger management social group that has directed convicts to control their aggression and help each other regain their humanity in this nihilistic place. Oliver convinces prison officials that Eric is an excellent candidate and desperately needs the society of the group to modify his behavior which is not only outrageous, but which has disturbed and upended the corrupt hierarchical network between guards and prisoners.

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Eric Love respects no one, not his father, not the corrupt system of guards and officials, not Spencer and his lackeys. He will lash out and destroy anyone who attempts to “mess” with him or “get into his head.” He is into survival and if someone gets in his space, too bad, as he proves initially when a well meaning prisoner makes the mistake of entering his room unannounced; Eric gives the man a concussion and brain damage.

How Eric makes it from “starred up” to “starred up,” a term his father uses near the end of the film meaning brave, bold, confident and respected is the guts of the movie. The film shows Eric’s hell-raising journey through brutal confrontations, life threatening encounters and “meetings” with Spencer and his Dad to manipulate his being and will. On the side of light, Mackenzie and writer Jonathan Asser also show the benefit Eric derives from the group anger management sessions with Oliver and the dudes who are progressing to a state of self-respect, self-control and identity beyond the demeaning attributions of “criminal,” “convict.”

However, the film leaves the audience in a conundrum. Is the handle that Neville uses to reveal his “pride in his son” a last ditch attempt at a final manipulation of Eric or an attempt at reconciliation? Is this “handle” an encouragement to get Eric to continue along the path of violence and brutality which he, Neville, is on and will most likely never leave? Eric Love has a very long way to go.

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The film suggests Eric’s character will be in a perpetual state of precariousness, riding crests of violence and aggression without the protection of inner balance, moderation or the tools to survive any other way. In short, though his father appears to be uplifting, the ironic comment is a sad commentary on a culture and prison system that offers little hope for youthful or adult offenders apart from volunteers who enter the system at their own volition to do what little good they can. It is obvious, much more is needed and the system is so broken one wonders how anyone is able to survive it and not come out (if they get out) with worse PTSD than they most likely had before going in.

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Shortcut to: http://blogcritics.org/tribeca-film-festival-starred-up/

Incredible how she has low self esteem. she uses brad’s star power to gain attention. The reason why jolie is famous is for being pitt’s girlfriend. she was just a trashy wannabe hollywood bimbo too weird for words. She is a laughingstock. she’s so cut out from reality. open you eyes angelina you don’t know what’s going on in the real world.

Yes, angelina is a pathological liar. she needs mental help

The native American part really bothers me. She shouldn’t lie about things like that..but then again she’s a pathological liar so I guess we can’t expect that of her.

His contention makes sense as Marcia Lynn changed the spelling of her name to the more “exotic” Marcheline to become French. No wonder Angie is such a poseur

Tracking with 30 days to goooooooooooo? LOL

Well Well

…..The oddities continue for this Brad Pitt actioner when you look at the two major tracking services. We generally follow Major Theater Chain tracking around these parts, they are usually more accurate, but the last two weeks they’ve been waaaaaay off. For this week? They’ve got World War Z at $58 million, but ReelSource tracking indicates a number in the low $30 million range. Huh? Those are almost 100 percent different calls, which means someone is likely to be very wrong this weekend……

a year ago lol

PURE COMEDY GOLD! @ 05/03/2014 at 12:52 pm

TIME – You learn other languages ​​too?
Angelina – I try. Because my mother was born in France, I always had French lessons. But Maddox, who attends the Lycée Français, already gives me a bath in French. He officially left me behind (laughs). But I have to have challenges, otherwise nothing works for me. Maddox promised he would learn to fly a plane. And in a year, I learned. (Laughs). Now I think I owe him the fact of speaking French fluently, to practice the language with him. That’s my challenge for next year.

just a thought @ 05/03/2014 at 12:52 pm

Well if ring is saying the something is going to bomb than we all know it is going to be a success.

Brad and Angie in a new movie.

After 9 years of trolling this is going to be the MAJOR DEFEAT EVER TO TICKY AND HER JENHAGS.

@PURE COMEDY GOLD!: oh man. that IS priceless. let’s see if she sings the same song in france. can’t wait for people to make fun of her for that and laugh while smiling at her…

first and last post @ 05/03/2014 at 12:56 pm

@Educating Angie:

so…you hear this from your very own therapist…good job…the first stage is self acceptance of what you learn and who you are…aka an individual who criticizes others who are far more successful, accomplished and happy receiving high praise and affirmation from others respected in their field…after your current stage which is “projection” because of course at first it never applies to you because you’re the “victim” but that is okay…one small step at a time. then once you accept internalization…you will have achieved what your therapist is attempting…approbation, self recognizance and full acceptance of your personal quirks, then the tricky part and where most fail…if you have the capability and skill…change will occur and being a self fulfilled individual will give you peace from the “needs and wants” of being compelled to criticize another who will never hear of your petty criticisms of her because her life and of those she cares about are fulfilled with humanitarian, family, charitable work and diversified creative accomplishments, high praise and acclaim from very important people within her field.
Furthermore just to be fair, if you are not in therapy, your attempts at being a wannabe self help psychologist is failing but again failure is not always a bad thing. The key is before forming a dx in public print, get your facts right directly from the source rather than hearsay aka tabs and the media.

If she goes to france and say that her mother was born in france, is french or spoke french (she didn’t) and that she has always had french lessons i’m going to laugh my a$$ off. can’t wait to see her caught in a web of lies….again!

Wonderbust @ 05/03/2014 at 12:58 pm

@Maleficent will bomb:
Uh okay you got it from a random stranger that hadn’t provided any evidence. And if it’s based on social media then Maleficent has more Facebook likes than any original blockbuster (even Godzilla)and has a very high positive to negative ratio on twitter. A supposed Angie fan wishing for Maleficent to flop, wow LMAO.

Maleficent will bomb @ 05/03/2014 at 12:58 pm

@GOLD: his star power does nothing for her, that’s why her movies continue to bomb. Here what his star power does for Angelina. Female first , loss of fans, her biggest fansite closed down after she got with him because if lack of hits, anorexia, at least 5 years of negative tabloid covers, she’s no longer interesting, humanitarian work turned into a joke.

Yeah she should really help him for that star power. Cackles.

George Clooney and Steve Wynn should put their handbags down its embarrassing enough seeing old men doing a cat fight of who was poorer first and who drank most, why don’t they just act like grown men , shake hands go have a tequila and back slap each other.

Angelina and Brad are INTERNATIONAL stars.

Maleficent is going to Slay.. You can smell the troll stink and upset. They have been predicting the downfall of this couple for near 10 years.

Brad and Angie won this a long time ago.

Trolls cans spew all they want.. ENJOY the trolling. The fans will be enjoying life.. just like Brad and Angie and their family.

Maleficent will bomb @ 05/03/2014 at 1:00 pm

*help = thank

Also I forgot premature aging that came along with pitty and the anorexia. Thanks so much pitty. All of angelina fans should thank him for turning her into a shell of her former self. She has more hate directed at her than any other actress. Nobody else can have 13 pages of trolling by haters like jolie can. Thanks pitty.

Educating Angie @ 05/03/2014 at 1:01 pm

@first and last post: Angelina is a pathological liar. Fact.

Maleficent 30 April

2 MILLION of you are not afraid. You only have one month left until you discover the truth about Maleficent.

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https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=786803101332650&set=a.197683653577934.51389.153534887992811&type=1&theatre

Maleficent will bomb @ 05/03/2014 at 1:03 pm

@busted: the downfall of JOLIE has already happened. Unfortunately.

@PURE COMEDY GOLD!:

BS!!!!!!

According to her daughter, actress Angelina Jolie, Bertrand was often wrongly identified as a French actress, with Jolie saying, “My mom is as far from French Parisian as you can get. She grew up in a bowling alley that my grandparents owned.”[6]

http://www.wutheringjolie.com/nuke/modules.php?name=Content&pa=showpage&pid=449

@8888:

Native Americans never throw away blood however thin. We are all family on this earth.

GFW needs to stop the hate.

@Maleficent will bomb: Brad pitt has been a success for years. Not only is he america’s sweetheart, he’s known as one of the most beautiful men in the world. he’s proven himself in various genres and excellent movies: seven, sleepers, 12 monkeys, fight club…… he is an action star, comedic actor, dramatic actor…..A talented producer too. He’s the one with the power and has always been loved and admired. Angelina is the weird hollywood bimbo wannabe known for doing black magic and being addicted to plastic surgery. She’s got bad vibes and she doesn’t know what modesty means.

Re-posting for Mentally Challenged Aniston Hag’s
FACT:
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt

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Two Hollywood heavyweights who both happen to come from a royal bloodline. Through her mother Marcheline Bertrand, Jolie is the Queen’s 26th cousin, as they share an ancestor in Phillip II of France, while her partner Brad Pitt, who descends from Henry II, is the monarch’s 25th cousin, twice removed. Seriously. Could this pair get any more perfect?
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Shortcut to:http://www.radiotimes.com/news/2014-05-03/acting-royalty-the-celebrities-with-real-regal-connections

Angelina jolie is obsessed with laetitia casta. That’s why she had a black dress cut on the side with her leg out at the oscars. laetitia casta had a similar dress for a l’oréal ad…..Busted jolie, busssttttted!! hahahhahaha

Observer2 @ 05/03/2014 at 1:11 pm

#294 Educating Angie @Educating Angie:

It’s a known fact? Really? Where and from who? And don’t give us the spiel that so and so said so. Are you her psychiatrist, her therapist? And if you are, do you know how many laws you’ve just broken? Does HIPPA mean a thing to you? LMAO! For shame. Tsk. Tsk. Tsk.

Who’d you get your facts from? Mr. I don’t know anything, but, I have a bunch of tabloid addled psychos that bend over when I tell them to? Blowme? Meldon’tknowjack$hit or the most truest version, Fat Fvcks R Us?

Stop projecting your issues onto Angelina. She is not you and you are not her. Angelina can’t help it that you’re messed up, are on multiple Rx’s for your illness, your kids are messed up, that you marry some seriously messed up men, you guys lay it all there for people to read just how incredibly FUBAR you are.

Educate yourself before you try to educate any one else.

Observer2 @ 05/03/2014 at 1:13 pm

@Maleficent will bomb:

DBDP-

This is you, isn’t it? ROTFLMAO!

DPDB still has their BALLS in a twist.

Maleficent will bomb @ 05/03/2014 at 1:13 pm

@GOLD: you wouldn’t even be talking about Jolie in that way if it weren’t for pitty. See what I’m talking about, you are a prime example of the type of characters being with pitty has created for Jolie. You would either be a fan of Jolie’s or you would be indifferent but thanks for proving my point. Pity’s so called star power has created nothing but hate for Jolie and not anything good. Boom.

Observer2 @ 05/03/2014 at 1:13 pm

@Educating Angie:

You’re a pathological liar. FACT

In an interview (you can look at the video) tout le monde en parle the interviewer asks her (because of those lies she had spread about her mother) “angelina your mother is french, do you speak french?” she answers “im learning”. BUSTED AGAIN ANGELINA LIAR!!! hahhahahha

Caribbean @ 05/03/2014 at 1:14 pm

Why is it that you need to did through AJ mail, trash, speech, love life, family life, history with a fine tooth comb????
Other stars have said many things, dig on them, why don’t you???
Other stars bodies are so beautiful, they are so educated, they are so….yet they cannot maintain a relationships or whatever else that define society…go examine them!!!
AJ is living and loving and doing…all the time, she said she is living a full life and she is happy, I think the results of her life so far backs up ALL she is saying.
Go away trolls, even if you make up number of posts, you are so STUPID that I cannot fix you, nor can anyone else fix you, so stop trying to get attention on the net

Maleficent will bomb @ 05/03/2014 at 1:15 pm

Bump for Pitty’s número uno fan gold.

Maleficent will bomb @ 05/03/2014 at 1:13 pm
@GOLD: you wouldn’t even be talking about Jolie in that way if it weren’t for pitty. See what I’m talking about, you are a prime example of the type of characters being with pitty has created for Jolie. You would either be a fan of Jolie’s or you would be indifferent but thanks for proving my point. Pity’s so called star power has created nothing but hate for Jolie and not anything good. Boom.

@Observer2:

The fact they are on here dishing hate says so much about their mental state. People ignoring their own issues have zero authority or credibility.

Observer2 @ 05/03/2014 at 1:18 pm

#330 onlooker @onlooker:

These people are a little too involved in someone that they don’t know, so-called issues.

They seem just a little too close to a situation that they know nothing about. They’re sleeping with their situation, they’re raising their situation, they are their situation.

Not Angelina.

Maleficent will bomb @ 05/03/2014 at 1:20 pm

Would female first exist? Would a thread full of trolls exist? Not without pitty.

A dead thread is better than a thread full of trolls. Without pitty Jolie would be a respected humanitarian instead of a joke humanitarian that she is now. People wouldn’t care if her movies bomb but now it will be the biggest news of the day if she has a bomb. Ten years of anorexia can’t be good for her health wise either. Being with putty really did a number on her physically, mentally, career wise. She is OVER! Until she gains weight and gets her life together in a healthy way she won’t be the big star she used to be.

Compare how gorgeous and healthy she looked in that picture up there. Not just her face but her hair. Yikes the change is quite scary.

Observer2 @ 05/03/2014 at 1:22 pm

@GOLD:

You’re just as bad as the so-called Angelina fan taking their shots at Brad.

You’re both an embarrassment.

Educating Angie @ 05/03/2014 at 1:23 pm

@Observer2: No, I am not angelina’s therapist. Didn’t even know she had one. Hope she has one for her many issues. But it is not difficult to see that she is a pathological liar. It’s a known fact that she is.

Observer2 @ 05/03/2014 at 1:25 pm

@Educating Angie:

She doesn’t have a therapist.

You need one because you’re a pathological liar. FACT It’s a wide known FACT that you are.

Everyone knows. The whole wide world knows it.

Observer2 @ 05/03/2014 at 1:26 pm

#310 Wonderbust @Wonderbust:

There you go again. Bringing out the FACTS of the situation. LOL.

@Observer2:

Not sure what that means.
Nobody dislikes Angelina.
At least not me.

troll in pain, day 3,539 @ 05/03/2014 at 1:29 pm

Lying about the kind, beautiful, talented, super successful JPs will not make FAT tick old manny any younger or any less of a laughingstock.

AHAHAHAHHAHA and their crazy lunatic haters still think they are secretly leaving apart and seeing other people. yea that’s why they are actively working together side by side on a movie.

The delusion of some people.

Gold, Educating Angie, Maleficent will bomb are the same poster. If you haven’t figured it out by now.

Loved brad pitt in inglorious ********. And the fact that he produced 12 years. He’s a good example of good taste in Hollywood.

Maniston “Coke movie will tank……stalkin da pitt all her life.

Hahaha trolls and jenhags are truly pressed!!! Let’s make some troll oil LOL. Great news for us JP fans. Onwards and upwards leaving those losers I the dust. Gotta love it.

Omar Epps says “Resurrection” finale will make you rethink entire season

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2nd May 2014

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Think you know the ABC show “Resurrection”? You may want to think again. Series star Omar Epps says Sunday’s season finale may leave some viewers scratching their heads and hitting the rewind button. “I can’t give away much, but we’ve got a hell of a cliffhanger that I think is going to make the audience go back and watch the whole season again,” he said. “It’s going to make them go back and question everything about the whole first season even after seeing it.”

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The new fantasy drama, set in Arcadia, Mo., follows a group of people whose lives are forever changed when their deceased loved ones suddenly start to reappear. Based on Jason Mott’s book, “The Returned,” “Resurrection” also stars Frances Fisher, Landon Gimenez, Kurtwood Smith, Matt Craven and Devin Kelley.

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“It’s a great challenge,” Epps said. “My cast mates and I, the crew, we all get along very well. We all formed a bond. And you need that when you’re in the trenches and when the going gets rough.”

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The 40-year-old actor says he read the book (and loved it), noting that it’s “very broad.” “We sort of use the book as a launching point for the content. The show is in its own thing in a sense,” he said.

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On the show, Epps portrays immigration agent J. Martin Bellamy. “What was refreshing creatively — the character is dealing with a phenomenon that’s never happened. As an actor there’s only so much preparation you could do for something that’s never happened. What I found myself doing was just truly living in the moment and allowing the character to experience things as they happened versus traditional ways I build out a character. And that was refreshing.”

Epps knows a thing or two about being part of a series having starred in “House M.D.” from 2004-2012, alongside Hugh Laurie, Olivia Wilde and Robert Sean Leonard.

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“It was an incredible run we had and personally I think we exited stage left at the right time so to speak. I think it was the right time for the show to go,” he said. “I think we accomplished more than what we set out to accomplish. I mean to build a show that has legs is next to impossible. To build a hit show is really next to impossible and to build something as dynamic as ‘House’ is a once-every-20-years type of thing. I was just fortunate to have been a part of that.”

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Next up for Epps? Aside from looking towards possible season 2 for “Resurrection,” he’s also in talks for a few other projects, but won’t divulge which ones. “I have some things in the works, but I’m not gonna jinx them as I’ve learned not do,” he said.

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One project, though, he can talk about is his recent partnership with Gillette. Epps was on hand last week to help introduce the Gillette Fusion ProGlide with FlexBall Technology. “I was one of the first men in the world to actually use it,” said Epps, who noted how he’s always clean-shaven on the set of “Resurrection.”

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“As Bellamy on ‘Resurrection,’ I’m shaving basically every other day,” he said. “When we finish the season I’ll go the opposite way with a full-on beard and moustache.”

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Epps may be sporting that look soon enough — at least until he returns to work. “Resurrection” has yet to be renewed for a second season; the cast members will learn their fates this month at the networks’ upfront presentations.

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“I have a good feeling about it. I think we’re going to come back,” said Epps who had his breakout role in the 1992 film “Juice.” “Hopefully next we should know something.” No matter what the case, Epps appears to have the right attitude about things: “I’m just fortunate to do what I love to do and make a living doing what I love to do. So every moment of this has been amazing and is still amazing for me.”

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What We Have Here @ 05/03/2014 at 1:42 pm

Haters are identified as people who offer solely negative criticism to others, without justification.

@Ena:

It’s a known fact that Angelina haters are delusional psychos who dismiss facts. They say her movies bomb? Uh, which other than In the Land of Blood and Honey? Salt, a movie sold on her name alone, 293 million. Wanted, a movie also sold on her name and even the producer said it was, 340 million. Changeling, an Oscar bait non-commercial movie, over 100 million. And the movie that her haters love to say bombed The Tourist, 279 million dollars. The fact that the movie that her haters say is a bomb made that much money is hilarious. So I have no idea what her haters are talking about with her movies bomb. The only movie that bombed was Blood and Honey and of course it did it was a low budget foreign film about the Bosnian War. Who wants to go see that other than film buffs?

Another thing is people making fun of for maybe having an eating disorder. I don’t think she has one but if she did you are all f*cking disgusting for making fun of it. That’s a psychological issue and deeply damaging and one of the saddest diseases there is.

People also say she’s over. That’s why she continues to be one of the most talked about actresses ever and she doesn’t even do anything lol. That’s why when she came out of her double mastectomy she was on the cover of all the magazines talking about what an impact she had women. She inspired other women to come out and talk about their experiences and the number of people testing for that gene rose signficantly. But of course, to the haters she’s over. That’s why after the Oscars she was one of the most talked about people there and she wasn’t even nominated.

Her haters are so delusional and stupid. All I can do is laugh.

What We Have Here @ 05/03/2014 at 1:43 pm

The term hater is used to describe people who are irrationally antagonistic towards a person or his work.

IRRATIONALLY….

first and last post @ 05/03/2014 at 1:44 pm

@Observer2:

O2,
this poster has the BALLS to “feel” her facts…if he/she doesn’t “emote” it, it’s not a fact. ROTFLOL…totally emotionally ball’sy.

groundcontrol @ 05/03/2014 at 1:47 pm

@Phool.:
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LOL! Funny and probably accurate take on George pointing to a stone. It’s unlikely that a stone that size would already be in a setting so he would have had to pick which setting he wanted. Not really a big deal.
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I’ll be interested to see if George and his fiancee attend the WHCA dinner tonight. It would be funny if there was a joke about George and his resigning from his UN volunteer position and his NOT resigning from his paid gig with Nestle.

To those trying to ‘sound’ like me, I don’t post hate. Anyone stealing my name or using my words to sound like me is gonna piss me off. Stop stalking my posts on other threads.
People, get a d*mn life!

“No woman has ever made herself more beautiful or more talented by destroying another woman, ever.” <— my personal belief.

She looks like a transvestite now….

the jaw implants, chin implant, earlobes trimmed and the nose jobs and so on and so forth…

@Plenny: I know who is it!
ticky!!

Observer2 @ 05/03/2014 at 1:57 pm

@first and last post:

ROTFLMAOPMP!, FALP.

This poster must feel a lot of FACTS then. Whats a term for flimsy BALLS. Oh, that’s it.

@Plenny:

yea rolling my eyes she looks so different

http://i.imgur.com/rZZreAz.jpg

NOT

Observer2 @ 05/03/2014 at 1:58 pm

@7:

What’s your excuse. LOL.

No, Angelina doesn’t look like a transvestite. -Me.

@Observer2: Are you for real? Jolie has had so much work done . If she keeps it up she’ll end up looking like Joan Rivers or Phyllis Diller.

@Observer2: you’re both blind and ignorant.

What We Have Here @ 05/03/2014 at 2:03 pm

Haters Hating
It’s Not About You or in this case about Angelina
Let’s face it:
A happy person won’t waste his time posting negativity
A happy person won’t waste his time posting negativity

How many hours has these trolls spent hating on Angelina recently? It’s been 3/4 days for 8 hours of continuous hating.

What We Have Here @ 05/03/2014 at 2:06 pm

Haters are pretty consistently against anything progressive or creative, or just people succeeding or having fun

Observer2 @ 05/03/2014 at 2:08 pm

@7:

No, that title belongs to you. Embrace it. You put the I in ignorant. And the B is so many things. LMAO!

this woman is a plastic surgery addict and also has some pretty obvious other physical problems. I can’t stand it when celebrities lie about their cosmetic procedures, so I’m definitely not a Jolie fan. I also think she has some obvious psychological problems. No surprise there.

The contrast between her huge, protuberant wrist bones and elongated hand and foot bones and her underweight frame make me think she might have been born with a hormonal abnormality. She may have a chromosomal disorder. Her frame shows slight, masculine proportions that can be enhanced and radically altered with female hormones. There’s just a lot about her body that seems “off” to me.

If you really examine facial proportions before and after alleged plastic surgery, it’s easy to show that people have transformed themselves. Plastic surgeons make such detailed measurements all the time. I see clear evidence of chin, jaw, brow, and nose alterations in some of these photos. Numbers don’t lie. I superimposed some templates from a plastic surgery software program that’s used in training on some of these images of this woman. She’s done the deed. No doubt about it. Probably at least twice on her nose, and she’s had a whole array of tweaks on the rest of her face.

The problem–besides setting a terrible example to have done this at such a young age and so aggressively–is that the integrity of her skin and underlying connective and muscle tissue is probably quite fragile now. She’s going to have to keep repeating these procedures, and they will become increasingly problematic and less successful. Sad, in a way.

Don’t do this to yourselves. Please…..

@Dave: You are right, too many surgeries/laser treatments or using strong skin care ( like peeling ) will make the skin too sensitive and the skin very thin, that’s why her veins could be seen.

She is not aging well at all and plastic surgery doesn’t help

Passing Through @ 05/03/2014 at 2:11 pm

# 217 busted @ 05/03/2014 at 1:03 am
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@Passing Through:

OH I saw one of the hens getting all excited because Aniston is suppose to be in Florida I believer at some.. DON”T LAUGH.. Beauty Convention speaking or hosting or whatever.
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That trick can’t even say her own name without stuttering so I hope she’s not giving any impropmptu speeches. This whole Aveeno gig is probably turning out to be more work than she thought it was be. She’s working harder at being their spokesman than she does at “acting”…especially since the acting gigs aren’t exactly falling in her lap these unless the Chinese come calling with $7 million…

Observer2 @ 05/03/2014 at 2:11 pm

@Plenny:

And still, both of those women are WAY hotter than Ticky will ever be.

No, Angelina hasn’t had plastic surgery. -Me

Why does she play with black magic by the way?

What We Have Here @ 05/03/2014 at 2:12 pm

Haters are the ultimate derailers. They just want to stop you in case you might get around to putting some of your ideas into action.
In this case they want to stop us from celebrating the great accomplishments of Angelina Jolie.

Maleficent will bomb @ 05/03/2014 at 2:12 pm

@Dave: yeah and her baby daddy is oh so natural. That’s why he went from looking like a haggard beast to losing about ten years off his face. Pitty fans are pathetic. Let me guess you get paid by plan b . Haha

Passing Through @ 05/03/2014 at 2:12 pm

I see Ben Affleck’s publicist has been busy doing damange control today. I saw on the Peeps website where they say he was banned for being “too good” at Blackjack and the Hard Rock has issued a statement that he’s no banned from the entire casino and is welcome back at any time. Another publicist whose weekend plans were hijacked because their client is an idiot…

“What if you chose the fillers instead? Then you can proudly say “no Botox here” and forget to mention the rest of the stuff that now inhabits your epidermis. The problem there seems to be that the minute you fix those frown lines, your forehead looks tremendously wrinkled. And the moment you fix that, your eyes are so hollowed, you need just a touch of extra cheekbone. And suddenly, you look really great as long as you don’t move a single facial muscle. Because once you do, a single twitch will reveal a whole landscape of matter under your skin that really shouldn’t be there.” It’s a serious issue.

Observer2 @ 05/03/2014 at 2:12 pm

@June 4th:

Why do you care? Go back to Fat Fvcks R Us and ask them. I’m sure that they FEEL it as FACT. LOL.

There’s no question she’s been under the knife.

Maleficent will bomb @ 05/03/2014 at 2:13 pm

Remember when he looked super orange and leathery , to bloated. It was just like when Madonna got her cat face cheeks… They were huge and then finally settled. Same for pitty.

Maleficent will bomb @ 05/03/2014 at 2:14 pm

He had a big round face with bulbous peachy cheeks. He looked like Derek hough spirit cabbage patch doll. Kind of like a spirit animal but doll like.

Lol. I can post hundreds of quotes from celebrities, photographers, interviewers and regular people who have described Jolie as very beautiful and down to earth. I can’t find any quotes from the mentioned professinals who describes Aniston anything nice beside her delusional psychopathic fans who believe she looks okay, not even her own mother thinks she’s average looking! In short, she’s FUGLY! Hahaha.

Passing Through @ 05/03/2014 at 2:15 pm

# 219 lucy @ 05/03/2014 at 1:04 am
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@William Bradley&The Jolie: Ah, they’re probably too busy oohing and aahing over the fictitious kid of Brad and Ticky, little “Caitlin Rose” they invented, but they call her “Caty”. This just cracks me up, how stupid do these people have to be to actually make up a scenario where Brad and the ex are together and have a fictitious kid, especially when Brad has SIX real live children with Angie. LMAO
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WTF? Are you serious? BBBBBBWWWWWWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! That’s fvcked up even by hen standardS. Just when I think these idiots have reached rock-bottom. Just goes to show you – there’s ALWAYS going to be a new low for those losers.

Ring lumabas ka na sa bahay ni kuya hahaha!

What We Have Here @ 05/03/2014 at 2:18 pm

Engaging with haters is like fighting with a pig: you get muddy and the pig has a good time

Maleficent will bomb @ 05/03/2014 at 2:19 pm

@Passing Through: sounds like the cuckoo twithlight fanatics who insist that kristen stewart is 6 months pregnant with patty cakes child. This is the type of fans male celebrities like patty cakes and pitty attract. Loons.

Whenever you try to harness the energies of the unseen worlds with black magic in order to interfere with the free will of another person you are ‘causing harm’. This is not good for you and will cause Karmic repercussions. Black magic can be very dangerous. When messing around with any witchcraft it can be. Black magic usually does something you wont be able to undue.
its really dangerous and then bad energy and spirits will come to you

Passing Through @ 05/03/2014 at 2:23 pm

# 282 IAN @ 05/03/2014 at 12:03 pm
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Angie’s still repped by Geyer for acting. She’s repped by UTA for writing and directing.

@Passing Through:

I checked in about an hour ago before grabbing lunch. There were around 200+ comments. Now close to 400.

The spammers are busy today. LOL

# 219 lucy @ 05/03/2014 at 1:04 am

Are you serious. These crazy fools have made up a child. And they love to say how having kids is not important. Of course not when you can make one up from thin air.

@PT

I totally agree regarding Aniston. She is having to actually do something for these product endorsements. If she had worked hard on her film choices she would be a better actress. I don’t blame the company. she wanted to buy in so she has to earn it. Wonder if sales have increased. The hens never talk about actually using the product. Just concerned by how her hair looks.
Brad and Angie on the screen again.. HOT HOT HOT. The Hen Trolls are losing it already because of Maleficent/Unbroken.. wait til this get going. There will be so much talk. and of course they will mention Mr. and Mrs. Smith over and over and over. I wouldn’t be surprised if the DVD was reissued. maybe Doug Liman can add some of that too hot public consumption footage he is sitting on.. An extended, extended edition. I’ll buy it.

Bass @ 05/03/2014 at 1:42 pm #349
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You missed the point of In The Land of Blood and Honey. It wasn’t made a film to bring in big bucks at the box office, it was made to education people on the terrible atrocities of that war while putting it in a format she hoped some would see. It would have been nice had it been a success at the box office, but I don’t think anyone involved in making it were disappointed.
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People of influence have been taking note of the film with many actually viewing it. Because of this film and Angelina there is a focus of rape being used as a weapon of war; making prosecution of those involve a higher priority, in order to deter such behavior in the future. That was the point. I don’t think this is a film buff type of movie, if you had seen it you would have realized that.

Question! @ 05/03/2014 at 2:28 pm

@Maleficent will bomb –another bap comes out… and more self-righteous with delusion like PSYCHOLAGNY! LOL LOL LOL LOL

Passing Through @ 05/03/2014 at 2:31 pm

# 290 Phool. @ 05/03/2014 at 12:21 pm
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Yeah, well, she’s sort of made it no secret that she’s got the hots for Brad – and that it’s a pipe dream. It’s probably mortifying tor Ticky to find out how many of her friends would hit it even NOW and happily step on Ticky’s prostrate body to do it.

Angelina, Any negative action you put out into the universe can and will backfire on you in some form or another. That is why using magic for selfish, destructive purposes is so highly condemned. It affects people you know and don’t know, it’s an unnatural way of playing with the universe and you cannot play a game against mother nature.

Passing Through @ 05/03/2014 at 2:11 pm #368
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The only Jennifer Aniston that I know will be in Florida is the celebrity impersonator at the Sunburst convention in September. That’s about as much Jennifer Aniston as we can stand. We do not need the real thing whipping her weave back and forth.

Wouldn’t it be nice if fat fv*kers and duh-listed came and rounded up their members that are trolling nonstop here. These crazies are not from brennifer feels, those women are harmless, delusional, and lacking in brain cells, but harmless. But, the duh-listers and fat fv*kers are evil incarnate. Good news about Brad and Angie always brings out Ticky’s psycho army. Be prepared, this is the way it will be for months and months, it’s not as if they have anything to celebrate being a Ticky fan, just disappointment and humiliation from old Ticky, so good news about Brad, and especially Angie, enrages them.

Her upper lip was smaller.

Her lower lip was like cut in half.

That is so not the jaw line she has today.

She is so weird and creepy.

Passing Through @ 05/03/2014 at 2:12 pm #374
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I think I’ll make a parody of Elton John’s song for Affleck and call it Bennie and the Bets. All he needs is electric boots and a mohair suit.

She carried more weight during George Wallace. She’s not naturally thin at all. but now she looks like a skeleton…

first and last post @ 05/03/2014 at 2:53 pm

re: # 357 Observer2 @ 05/03/2014 at 1:57 pm
”This poster must feel a lot of FACTS then”
or maybe he/she just wants to feel a lot of BALLS and there are no BALLS thrown in their face LOL…or maybe catching BALLS is something they are not good at.
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“Whats a term for flimsy BALLS”
Feeling then emoting facts never holds up…flimsy BALLS never hold their own BALLS…they are just floppy BALLS after-all has any female ever known flimsy, floppy balls to perform to expectations…and that’s a “balling” fact LOL.

interesting how there are many male monikers…yes you Dave and Sam… who don’t have the BALLS to show they are she-males hiding behind gender insecurities…what’s the problem…don’t have the female BALLS to be yourself…rhetorical Q.

Passing

So this information was leaked by UTA rigth? Didnt she signed for an agency regarding acting in Indie Movies?

Brad Loves Angie @ 05/03/2014 at 2:54 pm

Brad loves Angie. Angie loves Brad. Troll is in SO MUCH PAIN!

Voodoo and black magic…..oh angie, why couldn’t you just live your life?

Passing Through @ 05/03/2014 at 2:58 pm

# 349 Bass @ 05/03/2014 at 1:42 pm

@Ena:

It’s a known fact that Angelina haters are delusional psychos who dismiss facts. They say her movies bomb? Uh, which other than In the Land of Blood and Honey?
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The trolls are just jealous. In financial terms ITLOBAH lost maybe $20MIL – total. In a more generic sense though can a movie that’s spurred the British governement and 100 other nations to put an end to warzone rape really a failure? NOT! Angie’s movie started a movement – and not a bowel movement like Ticky’s flix. The trolls like to pretend that’s no the case but the reality is William Hague has said that seeing ITLOBAH was a game-changer for him and compelled him to tackle the problem head on. The fact that he contacted Angie and ASKED her for her assistance? That’s what’s put these dimwits into a tailspin. Angie’s doing work that changes lives. The trolls can’t even change their own diapers.

Angelina is a trashy lesbian.

Here we go again. Angelina, this is for you:

Whenever you try to harness the energies of the unseen worlds with black magic in order to interfere with the free will of another person you are ‘causing harm’. This is not good for you and will cause Karmic repercussions. Black magic can be very dangerous. When messing around with any witchcraft it can be. Black magic usually does something you wont be able to undue.
its really dangerous and then bad energy and spirits will come to you.

Any negative action you put out into the universe can and will backfire on you in some form or another. That is why using magic for selfish, destructive purposes is so highly condemned. It affects people you know and don’t know, it’s an unnatural way of playing with the universe and you cannot play a game against mother nature.

The head is different, but the body, still long and gangly, she was even posing the same way she does now, long hands hanging long ugly legs.
The difference in her face is unbelievable, she looks like a different person.
But “she hasn’t had any surgery”.

groundcontrol @ 05/03/2014 at 3:04 pm

@first and last post:
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Whats a term for flimsy BALLS”
Feeling then emoting facts never holds up…flimsy BALLS never hold their own BALLS…they are just floppy BALLS after-all has any female ever known flimsy, floppy balls to perform to expectations…and that’s a “balling” fact LOL.
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Of course they are females. I won’t even dignify what they are by referring to them as women. They are an embarrassment to women. No man would post such nonsense – well, no man except Whamo but he’s just doing it in his ongoing futile efforts to get a date.

Angelina is obsessed with laetitia casta. But angelina is just another version of ugly joan rivers. ewwww.

Go visit your plastic surgeon angelina, go to him again and agin and again, for ever and ever and ever and ever…..
Go to him, go to him, go to him.
You have to keep going and going and going to your plastic surgeon.

obvious plastic surgery face is obvious.
the time when she looked really bad is because she messed herself up with drugs, then she had surgery to ‘fix’ what has happened -shrugs-

Passing Through @ 05/03/2014 at 3:09 pm

# 352 groundcontrol @ 05/03/2014 at 1:47 pm
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I haven’t seen Porgie’s name mentioned for the WHCA dinner tonight…but you know he’s BFFs with Barack – first name only – so he doesn’t really need an official invite from the correspondents themselves. He can just show up and they’ll bump some nobody from a table and re-arrange the place settings at the last minute to give Porgie the table of honor…cuz…you know…he’s BFF’s with Barack…
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On the for realz though…here’s the guest list…Porgie’s not on it…
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http://thehill.com/blogs/in-the-know/in-the-know/204881-white-house-correspondents-dinner-whos-at-what-table

Bump for the proof that Jolie has had multiple plastic surgeries since her youth. Proof is in the pics. If she continues her lies, her nose will grow to the original size and she’ll have to go in for more work on that nose of hers.

groundcontrol @ 05/03/2014 at 3:09 pm

@Observer2:
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# 357 Observer2 @ 05/03/2014 at 1:57 pm
@first and last post:
ROTFLMAOPMP!, FALP.
This poster must feel a lot of FACTS then. Whats a term for flimsy BALLS. Oh, that’s it.
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Oops. O2, I think I gave credit to the wrong person for FLIMSY BALLS.
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Soooo CORRECTION: It is O2 for the WIN! Love it!
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FALP, you’re still a winner. ;)

Passing Through @ 05/03/2014 at 3:11 pm

# 360 Plenny @ 05/03/2014 at 2:00 pm
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Even worse – if Angie got too much plastic surgery she could wind up looking like Ticky. NOT. Angie’s face could be mangled with 3rd degree burn scar and she’d still be more beautiful than Tick. STFD trollette.

angelina, black magic is a tool of satan, if you practice and devoted your life to it, that means you worship the lord of darkness which is satan, God is not tolerating those deceiving practices like magic even it is white or black, it is same in category like white and black lies.

French Quarters of New Orleans

Passing Through @ 05/03/2014 at 3:14 pm

# 383 Maleficent will bomb @ 05/03/2014 at 2:19 pm
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Get your facts straight, trollette – that Brennifer Feels chick is a Ticky fan – she’s not a Brad fan and even said she only follows Brad because he should still be with his “too blathe” Ticky. So sit and spin, asshat.

@lucy:

Of course it is the FF or Duh listers.. LOL.. I think one of them said they were coming here to post.. It was a freak with an H name.. Hekki or some dumbsh*t..

I guess MK is not as fun as it use to be.. Which is why I never got what the fans saw in his snark. One time I went there to read a post on Angie or Brad can’t remember.. anyway the post was very positive. .The Duhduh fools lost their minds. Said MK had sold out.. that he was up their asses.. Then the next post was super ugly. He feeds them what they want. I really don’t think it is even about his opinion anymore. Beside who even talks about Duhlisted anymore. I remember years ago people quoting him. NO so much anymore. His posters are the worst.. not to worry they will go the way of others like them.. watch and see.

And this simple truth is why the the troll is so angry after ten years- keep posting the truth- truth causes so much AGONY!!!!

Brad Loves Angie @ 05/03/2014 at 2:54 pm
Brad loves Angie. Angie loves Brad. Troll is in SO MUCH PAIN!

niceeeeeeeee

Passing Through @ 05/03/2014 at 3:21 pm

# 386 gia74 @ 05/03/2014 at 2:24 pm
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I totally agree regarding Aniston. She is having to actually do something for these product endorsements. If she had worked hard on her film choices she would be a better actress. I don’t blame the company. she wanted to buy in so she has to earn it. Wonder if sales have increased. The hens never talk about actually using the product. Just concerned by how her hair looks.
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As far as I know Ticky didn’t invest in Aveeno. They don’t need her $2MIL investment (which is supposedly what she put into Living Rough). She’s just a paid spokesho to replace the dwindling movie income since she can only get $7 million movies financed by Chinese TV Production Companies Who Wannabe Hollywood Move Moguls and Playas (thought I’d better give them credit where credit is due! LOL!).

groundcontrol @ 05/03/2014 at 3:22 pm

@Passing Through:
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Once again, PT, you slay me. My dream is when I grow up to have yours and O2′s wit. :D

first and last post @ 05/03/2014 at 3:26 pm

@groundcontrol:

re: # 411 groundcontrol @ 05/03/2014 at 3:09 pm
what!!!! I lost my “winner” crown…floppy BALLS doesn’t make the cut???

Karma will give anyone performing ‘black magic’ a firm slap.
Angelina has a broken heart which means she has no heart. Everything she does is for selfish reasons. spells backfire!

Passing Through @ 05/03/2014 at 3:34 pm

# 391 Jaye @ 05/03/2014 at 2:39 pm
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You live in FL, Jaye? If so, get ready for Hurricane Ticky Season!

PURE COMEDY GOLD! @ 05/03/2014 at 3:34 pm

“Hi, I’m angelina, I’m french, no, no, I am NIT delusional at all. And I haven’t had plastic surgery, I promise! ”
YOU crack me up angelina!!! Good luck with karma, you’re gonna need it. Lies will be exposed slowly but nicely.
Have a nice day.

groundcontrol @ 05/03/2014 at 3:35 pm

@Passing Through:
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Thanks for the guest list, PT.
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Of all those people I only know 2 personally. LOL! I need to get out more.

Go see your plastic surgeon angie, go see him again and again and again, more injections, more laser, more operations, again and again, go see him angie, go see him go see him again and again for ever and ever and ever…..:)

groundcontrol @ 05/03/2014 at 3:38 pm

@first and last post:
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re: # 411 groundcontrol @ 05/03/2014 at 3:09 pm
what!!!! I lost my “winner” crown…floppy BALLS doesn’t make the cut???
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YES YES. Floppy BALLS makes the cut. Those damn accountants from Price Waterhouse got it wrong again. ;)

there is no doubt in my mind that angelina is not a natural. She’s so plastic.

however, she will pay the price for playing with skin elasticity.

damages are irreversible and she will look like michael jackson in the future. she already does in a way.

to give you an idea and understanding of how skin lives and operates… just think of reducing the skin by tightening the face and pulling it multiply times as if it was alive peace attached to something ( like glued ).

as the person age, skin keeps sagging since the collagen in the skin net is broken and skin is no longer elastic.

the face has to be pulled again and tightened, and person looks changes dramatically. they look scary as if they are wearing a plastic mask.

so please do not do surgery on your face no matter what!!!

unless it is to save the life or to fix the burn on the face or something like that where you have no choices left.

people look much better naturally than with surgery.

its media manipulation to lure women to disfigure themselves into a strange looking people.

but its not just media I find at fault but also angelina for pretending ( not telling the truth ) about her face and how she got there – and pushing and trying so hard to portray her self as “the most beautiful” when she is not. she is a part of the problem… umm her integrity to be more precise.

skankho probably has a whole team of plastic surgeons. One for her fake eyes, one for all her fake noses, one for the gills, one for the other parts of the face, etc. She keeps them on retainer, like mob bosses and drug cartels keep attorneys on retainer. “Quick, call the surgeon who takes care of hiding the gills, I can see another one popping through!” skankho is a liar and a fake. It really doesn’t matter what else she pretends to do, like the goodwill ambassador crap, because she has no integrity and that contaminates everything she does.

She has the classic Botox reveal there in her raised eyebrows only on the outer ends. Then again, there have been pictures of her with that waxy shine of Botox’s dead giveaway.

#groundcontrol @ 05/03/2014 at 1:47 pm
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CG I’m sure if George was invited to the WHCA Dinner, there would have been an Official announcement via CNN, BBC, NBC,GMA every broadcasting BALL going out there, George would have made sure every one and their dog knew he & his new intellectual property were off to the WH to meet his BFF.

For you babe @ 05/03/2014 at 3:42 pm

Her arms!!! covered in huge rolling veins. so sad, she looks nothing like herself anymore not to mention sickly.
Yes, that’s telling that her veins weren’t protruding like worms trying to escape. With everything she does with her face and body, you’d think she would be self-conscious about those veins. They are unsightly.

"Unbroken" @ 05/03/2014 at 3:43 pm

Too bad she wasn’t happy with what she had and desperately went through a total facial makeover.

Passing Through @ 05/03/2014 at 3:45 pm

# 420 groundcontrol @ 05/03/2014 at 3:22 pm
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LOL, GC. That’s OK cuz when I grow up I want your killer investigatory skills…

groundcontrol @ 05/03/2014 at 3:45 pm

Just amazing how Angie’s face is supposed to have been lifted and pulled and stretched and whatever but her moles stay in exactly the same location since she was a wee thing.
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I guess they performed a “mole delay” procedure.
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ROTFMAOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

"Unbroken" @ 05/03/2014 at 3:46 pm

I’d like to know where her natural blonde roots are. Is there ANYTHING this woman doesn’t lie about?? she was blonde until age 4 or 5 . she said her mother changed the color of her hair. yeah right! and if she did, her mother is a crazy B , just like her!

#Groundcontrol found this you might find amusing.
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Imagined Celebrity Connections: How Did Brad Pitt, Stacy Keibler, and Sandra Bullock React to George Clooney’s Engagement?
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In addition, Matt Damon works on a prank, and Gwyneth Paltrow and Cameron Diaz text about George and Amal.
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May 2, 2014 4:50 pm
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Each week, Josh Duboff looks at the biggest celebrity news—and amuses himself by imagining how those celebrities might have reacted.
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George Clooney proposes to human-rights lawyer Amal Alamuddin “on bended knee” over a home-cooked meal.
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Sandra Bullock sits at her computer drafting an e-mail: “Congrats, George! Can’t say I ever expected this! Especially with a woman over 30 :)” She finishes her Diet Coke and then deletes everything except for the “Congrats, George!”
She taps her finger a few times on her desk and then writes, “What great news! Louis and I are drinking champagne in your honor. Louis is a TOTAL lush.” She shakes her head, laughs to herself, and deletes the entire message.
Finally, in a flurry, she writes, “Just saying hi! No reason for e-mailing you this week at all! Wanna grab drinks this weekend? Assume nothing major is going on in your life!” She reads it over, screams, and closes her laptop.
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Matt Damon’s wife, Luciana, returns home to find Matt chopping up bacon into little pieces in the kitchen.
“Is this for . . . dinner? Babe! That’s so sweet. I can’t remember the last time you prepared—Matt looks up. “Oh, no. It’s actually—well, I’m starting on this huge prank I’m gonna pull on George. To get him back, you know, for everything.” Luciana frowns. “I’m going to tell George that I’ll take care of the wedding cake. Why would he expect anything fishy, right? I’m Matt Damon: good-natured, genial, everyone’s best friend Matt Damon. But then! I’m going to have a replica cake made out of paper mache and fill it with bacon bits. So when he cuts it open, there will just be bacon everywhere. And I’m gonna tell him the bacon came from his pig. You remember that giant pig he had as a pet?”
Luciana shakes her head. “His dead pet pig, Matt? You’re going to fill a paper mache cake with bacon bits? And have him cut it open at his wedding? Have you fully thought this—?“ She sighs and walks out of the room. “I’m gonna take a bath.”
He shouts after her: “Luciana, playing a prank on Clooney is like trying to swindle Bernie Madoff! Please respect my process!”
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Stacy Keibler calls up her assistant. “Hey, can you get me a lunch with Amal Alamuddin?”
“George Clooney’s fiancée?”
“Yeah, is there an issue, Jane?”
“No, no, that’s fine. But . . . I’m just . . . do you think she’ll want to get lunch with you?”
“Why wouldn’t she want to get lunch with me?”
Stacy’s assistant mumbles something incomprehensible.

“I want to give her the lay of the land, tell her what I learned dating George, give her advice, you know? Feel like we should get to know each other. We’re part of the same club now . . .”
There is silence on the line for a few seconds.
“You’re not gonna . . . hurt her or anything, are you?”
“Are you serious? I should fire you for saying that.”
“You were a wrestler!”
“I’m not going to put Amal Alamuddin in a sleeper hold, Jane.” Stacy pauses. “Though I’d like to see her try and defend herself against me if I did.” Stacy clears her throat. “Jane, Jane, this phone call never happened. Is that clear?”
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Cameron: yah. You know I’ve always thought of myself as the female clooney, right?
Cameron: now that he’s getting married, it’s like . . . maybe I should do it 2?
Cameron: I’m feeling a LOT right now. I just ate like 5 kale chips. I’m spiraling gwyn.
Gwyneth: well u know how I feel about marriage right now LOL
Gwyneth: I think u r fine. Who would you marry anyway?
Cameron: IDK, I’d find some gaffer or director or whatever.
Gwyneth: marry chris!! Hahahaha . . . maybe that will get him to stop texting me and sending me weird mp3s
Cameron: he’s still doing that?
Gwyneth: oh yeah. Last night I got one titled “My aching heart droops (when a man loves a goop)”
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Justin Theroux slams the door behind him, and tosses his motorcycle helmet in the closet. Jennifer Aniston is flipping through In Style on the couch in the living room.
Justin sits down and takes off his leather gloves. “Is everything O.K.?” he asks. “Ever since George got engaged, I feel like you’ve been a little . . . anxious.”
“No, I’m great. Swell. I feel totally normal.”
“Swell, Jen?” He turns on the television. “Jen, we can do it whenever you want. Let’s get married tomorrow. I’m all for it.”
“This isn’t like a trip to Whole Foods, Justin. It’s a marriage. Despite what the tabloids of the world might believe, I am in no rush.”
Justin stands up. “Um, O.K. I’m gonna go get a beer. Do you want . . . one of those gluten-free popsicle things?”
Justin leaves the room before hearing her answer. Jennifer picks up her phone and texts Courteney Cox: “sooooo I’m pretty sure north west is gonna get married before I am, court! sangria brunch tomorrow plz?”
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Brad Pitt turns to Angelina Jolie on a hike. “I’m happy about this, Amal seems great. Really smart. Really accomplished.”
Angelina laughs. “Yeah . . . do you remember when that—I don’t even remember which one it was—I think she was on Dancing with the Stars . . .?”
“Ang—they’ve all been on Dancing with the Stars.”
Angelina laughs. “Well, whichever this one was, it was a few years ago, she just kept telling me, ‘Your hair’s so shiny’ . . . ‘I can’t get over it, your hair is literally glowing’ . . . ‘What do you put in it?!’”
“Yeah, of course I remember. And then you said you hadn’t even washed it in a month and she like passed out.”
“Yep, and then I was sure I saw her holding a few strands of my hair later and putting them in her bag, and I think you said something about it to George and he was like, ‘Oh, yeah, probably, that sounds about right.’”
“I’m really excited. I feel like she’s gonna be the first one that doesn’t gasp when she meets us and say, ‘Mr. & Mrs. Smith is, like, my favorite movie. I watched it all the time in middle school.’”
Brad holds on to Angelina’s arm for support as they weave around some brambles, both giggling.
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Shortcut to: http://www.vanityfair.com/vf-hollywood/george-clooney-engagement-brad-pitt-stacy-keibler-sandra-bullock?mbid=social_twitter

ANGELINA JOLIE THE PATHOLOGICAL LIAR PLASTIC SURGERY ADDICT LOOOOOVES BLACK MAGIC DOESN’T SHE? CAREFUL FOR WHAT YOU LIE FOR, CAREFUL FOR WHAT YOU WIDH FOR…….:)

In that sense, the antis are wide-eyed and perceptive. angelina is lying and pretending to be still in denial of all the facial reworkings. she is simply blind and a liar and must be in a mental coma

Angelina's imaginary friend @ 05/03/2014 at 3:53 pm

@groundcontrol: moles stay the same because the skin is pulled and the operations are underneath you twit and you know it. when someone has a nose job the skin remains the same; and you know it. angelina just keep feeding your lies it’s good for you and keep on visiting your plastic surgeons don’t stop please. keep going…:) don’t listen to the people who are telling the truth about your plastic surgeries, you are on the right path with black magic and plastic surgeries.

There’s not one original feature on her face anymore. At her rate, she’ll want a full face transplant.

ANGELINOSE JOBIE @ 05/03/2014 at 3:59 pm

Man she is ugly, can not believe she conviced so many people she is beautiful. of course she is as ugly as Joan Rivers ….. no she is ugly period, nice butt crack lips ho!

why all the name changes? @ 05/03/2014 at 4:03 pm

so the attack menu for today is karma/vodoo and plastic surgery.
many monikers for the same angry troll. FF spam approved attack no doubt.

groundcontrol @ 05/03/2014 at 4:05 pm

@Phool.:
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Okay, that’s funny. Thanks, Phool.
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But why do people think a junior barrister practicing as a sole practitioner out of chambers – not even a high powered law firm – isn’t impressed with all this? isn’t impressed with Clooney and his fame and his money and the private planes she gets to use now? Be real, people. Trust me, she will be impressed with all this and I have this feeling she played all her cards right and used all her and her mother’s connections to get in his orbit. We’ll learn she planned this carefully all along. And all I can say is Good for her if she saw what she wanted, went after it and got it. Nothing wrong with that. Men can be such gullible dolts. LOL!

Memo From Jared @ 05/03/2014 at 4:05 pm

MANISTON TROLLS MAKE SURE YOU BYTCHES PUSH THIS THREAD TO 1000 COMMENTS BY MORNING, MORE MONEY IN MY BANK ACCOUNT.

ANGELINOSE JOBIE @ 05/03/2014 at 4:05 pm

Maybe you should tell your idol that freakloon because obviously she in her heroin haze apparently forgot all about the surgeries@groundcontrol:

why all the name changes? @ 05/03/2014 at 4:05 pm

@Angelina’s imaginary friend:

why have you used multiple names in the last hour?
you think we are that dumb that seperate people come here and talk about the same rubbish?
name changer or 2 dumb trolls trying to ***-for-tat a JP fan for disrupting FF.

She doesn’t even resemble her pre-surgery self anymore. She looks like a total different person, well actually she now looks like a total different species, like an alien or ape.

Her nose, eyes and chin just to name a few things that have been surgically modified on her face.

bumping Miss Surgery

Must have been nose job #3 by then, headed to more nose jobs to come. Where most people change with the clothes style in fashion of the day, Angie changes her nose to the trend. She has become the human form of Mr. Potato Head with changeable facial parts.

I REALLY hope this is true- Brad & Angie are simply the best. If nothing else, the mere menton of it causes the troll an EXTREME amount of pain, so that is fantastic. Looks like Jack O, Steve M & Lupita will all be at the WHCD. Hope we see some pictures of them later.

groundcontrol @ 05/03/2014 at 4:11 pm

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Facelifts and tightening and skin stretching move moles. Stop acting like you even know what you are talking about.
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Deal with the reality of these ridiculous lies about Angie and surgery. And seriously, why would any woman in her 30s need a facelift or tightening? Skin doesn’t sag at that age. The only people that young who would need such skin tightening would be hugely overweight people after they lost weight. That must be your experience with it.

Black magic backlash is stronger than any human……

Troll keeps lying and ignoring Angie’s carbon copy brother, babies, etc. Every movie and picture disproves their lies, but they have nothing else but hate & lies in their lives. Brad LOVES Angie and it kills them more with every passing day.

@June 4th:
C’mon, vaj beat it, you need deprived troll.

@groundcontrol: oh angie..oh angie. poor angie. why did you put yourself through those things? oh well, your bad! cheerio darling, good luck with your other treatments, your body and face will have a hard time coping with them.

attention deprived hahaha
needy of attention

@marina: just enjoy your karma mommy dearest!

Black car @ 05/03/2014 at 4:23 pm

Actually angelina jolie and christina ricci look like twins. it’s a compliment for both

Passing Through @ 05/03/2014 at 4:27 pm

OK…been slumming…as many of you know I rarely go looking for shite about Ticky to make fun. I just wait for the trolls to drop it my lap. However…I went slumming to see what this event is in FL that Ticky’s supposedly going to attend that’s going to cause poor Jaye to have to get a fumigation tent for her house for a few days. And…well…I got sidetracked cuz I was too busy laughing at this tweet from somoene working on Crack who’s supposedly the 2nd AD…
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@thereelanderson 3h
Academy award nomination rumors are abuzz already.
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@joshua_Caldwell 3h
@thereelanderson Best Picture is already a lock for ____________.
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@thereelanderson 3h
Acting performances prolly RT @joshua_Caldwell Best Picture is already a lock for ____________.”.

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I thought the hens said this wasn’t about Oscar glory for Ticky? BBBBWWWWWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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And then there’s this one from Felicity Huffman, former ONE TIME Oscar nominee who’s career since then has been strictly Desperate Housewives… The Oscar is all but a lock, folks!
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@felicityhuffman 3m
Last scene of the day on CAKE, Jennifer Aniston is the real deal – wonderful actress and completely lovely. Magical day.

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Oh yeah…and just so you know, Crack has everything – isn’t all depressing – amd Ticky finally proves she’s not a racist by doing a sex scene with a Meh-hee-can! That’s right – Ticky’s character gets to sleep with the cliched Mexican gardener. You can’t make this shite up -
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am.com.mx/leon/espectaculos/mexicano-seduce-a-jennifer-aniston-105871.html
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Crack is shaping up to be one bad cliche after another – depressed chronic pain sufferer who loses a child in a car accident that leaves her with facial scars who befriends a suicidal woman in her support group and gets involved with the woman’s life (and her husband) but seeks solace with the Mexican gardener to help herself “feel again”. THIS is Oscar material? Seriously?
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PS – Just cuz I know it’ll crack y’all up – a still from Crime On Life. The hens were saying how great Ticky’s hair looks. IT’S A WIG! And a bad wig at that. But…she made the director cry so that’s gotta count for sumpin’, right? LOL!
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http://s28.postimg.org/62no3hacd/1_D1398809679454627_1.jpg
http://s29.postimg.org/b7v9gudxz/2_D1398809679454627_2.jpg
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PPS – Nutty Squirrels has only JUST NOW gotten scored. Sounds like there are some financing problems with Nutty Squirrels. This is the part where you all act shocked…
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PPPS – Don’t thank me for slumming on your behalf. I now need to go take another showe and wash my eyeballs out with Listerine because there were a whole bunch of Ticky pix I had to scroll through to laugh at this shite…

Ugly angie @ 05/03/2014 at 4:29 pm

That b!tch is fvcking crazy for changing her whole face!

Passing Through @ 05/03/2014 at 4:33 pm

# 435 groundcontrol @ 05/03/2014 at 3:45 pm
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There you go being all practical again, GC. Don’t you know that Angie’s mole is relocated via Photoshop so that it’s always in the same place. I mean, come on. DUH!

Lying about the sweet, generous, talented, successful JPs will not make fat tick old manny any younger or any less of a laughingstock.

#groundcontrol @ 05/03/2014 at 4:05 pm
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ITA of course she’s impressed who wouldn’t be, she’s 36 year old ready to settle down career women, GC I bet all this is very meticulously planned by her, good for her nonetheless if there are gullible fools out there like GC to fall for it hook line and sinker, it’s not the first time its happened nor it’s the last. She might as well enjoy the free ride
Saying that though GC, I think Georges PR are trying to make her out as she’s already used to the high life/society with her connections due to her job and privileged background, hence people’s perception that for her not to be impressed by GC life/luxuries. Also, also they have to separate her from his Exes don’t they, where those women were painted as fame hungry money grabbers, Doe eyed lawyer here is not one of them, as she’s a classy lady the first woman GC has met whose not said ‘ pay me first then I’ll do what you ask’ LOL.
GC there’s already rumour/ talk about how she managed to get some high profile clients , apparently her mother is a TV presenter at one of the Arab TV , I heard through her she got the gig with the King of Bahrain or Brunei to do a Human Right report to make them look good.

Who are these crazy bloggers spreading lies about Angelina?

#Passing Through @ 05/03/2014 at 4:33 pm
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Also PT don’t forget Angie’s mole is a CIA,CiA, cIa, MOLE

Ugly angie @ 05/03/2014 at 4:38 pm

Angie, your plastic surgeries are making you uglier than you were and you are mentally disturbed. good luck in france, hope you won’t pretend to be “french” again. man, that was a funny one angie! all I can say to you angie is to deal with your lies and your guilty conscience the best you can. but since you are an airhead with a high school diploma cheating your way through life I’ll let the universe take care of that. Good luck with that karma coming at you…

@bap: you mean: “Who are these clever bloggers spreading the truth about Angelina?”

Jaye
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Commiserations Jaye I heard Ticky’s coming down your neck of the woods. Now that’s cold I wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy might as well start a petition so that she can’t enter the State of Florida.

Passing Through @ 05/03/2014 at 4:46 pm

# 437 Phool. @ 05/03/2014 at 3:46 pm
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“I’m really excited. I feel like she’s gonna be the first one that doesn’t gasp when she meets us and say, ‘Mr. & Mrs. Smith is, like, my favorite movie. I watched it all the time in middle school.’”
Brad holds on to Angelina’s arm for support as they weave around some brambles, both giggling.
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LOL! Ouch. I do feel bad for Lawyer Chick because she has inadvertantly become the butt of a lot of jokes by agreeing to marrying Porgie. Oh well, maybe she can just sue everybody and try the cases herself. LOL!

Passing Through @ 05/03/2014 at 4:52 pm

# 444 groundcontrol @ 05/03/2014 at 4:05 pm
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Uh, GC, are you trying to out-cynic me? LOL! People are carrying on like Lawyer Chick comes from a hugely wealthy background and I’ve never seen anything that indicates that. So yeah, she’s probably impressed with all the 5 star hotels, big vacays at exclusive resorts, private planes, celebrity friends, etc. I saw a story that said they actually met a year prior to when they started dating, so maybe you’re on to something when you say you think she planned it all out. I’d like to think she’s smart enough to not be a cliched golddigger though. Time will tell.

Hollywood life @ 05/03/2014 at 4:55 pm

Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie Making First Movie Together In 9 Years
Sat, May 3, 2014 11:26am EDT by Andrew Gruttadaro 5 Comments
Brad Pitt Angelina Jolie New Movie

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‘Mr. And Mrs. Smith 2?!’ Well not quite, but a new report does claim that one of Hollywood’s hottest couples is getting ready to star in a movie together for the first time in nearly a decade.
Since falling in love nine years ago on the set of Mr. And Mrs. Smith, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have had a fulfilling life together, but they’ve never tried to recapture that amazing on-screen chemistry in another movie. Until now.

Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie’s New Movie?
The engaged-to-be-married couple is in early talks to star in a movie that Angelina has written herself, our sister site Deadline reports. The production is still in the very early stages, but all signs reportedly point to the movie being a done deal.
Mr. And Mrs. Smith is legendary, if only for the fact that it brought Brad and Angelina together in 2005. After starring in the steamy action movie, the two had their first child together a year later, and they were engaged in April 2012.

Both stars have stayed busy — Brad most recently produced and starred in 12 Years a Slave while Angelina just wrapped her World War II tank movie, Fury – but they’ve never reunited on screen to reignite that cinematic chemistry.

They’ve only teased the possibility of doing another movie together. “We’re talking about it,” Angelina slyly told E! in 2012. “We have an idea.”

Well now it seems that idea has come to fruition, and we can’t wait to see how it turns out! What do you think, HollywoodLifers? Are you ready for a new Brangelina movie?

– Andrew Gruttadaro
http://hollywoodlife.com/2014/05/03/brad-pitt-angelina-jolie-new-movie-co-stars/

#Passing Through @ 05/03/2014 at 4:27 pm
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LOL thanks for bringing that over, by the way how come Ticky has the same reaction considering those still are from two different scenes; is this the only frozen facial acting that she could dig up, from her Rachel Green repertoire? Just saying.

groundcontrol @ 05/03/2014 at 4:57 pm

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LOL! I forgot the CIA Mole – of course with that backing it has the power to be wherever it wants to be. That and the black mole magick, eh? ;)

Passing Through @ 05/03/2014 at 4:59 pm

# 480 Phool. @ 05/03/2014 at 4:55 pm
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If you want to see something really comical – compare those 2 stills to the photos from the Crack set…or go back to Friends stills. It’s all the exact same 3 or 4 expressions. Biitch has got less range than an Amana. (The trolls will take 4 days to figure that one out.)

Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie Teaming on Movie for First Time Since ‘Mr. and Mrs. Smith’

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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have chosen to work on a film together for the first time in a decade, launching development on an untitled script that she has written.

It’s not yet clear who will act, produce or direct the project.

The duo have acted together on only one other film — 2005′s action comedy “Mr. and Mrs. Smith,” which grossed nearly $500 million worldwide — but have remained busy in subsequent years.

Pitt won a best picture Oscar as a producer on “12 Years a Slave” through his Plan B production company this year and will be seen next in Sony’s World War II actioner “Fury,” opening in November. Plan B signed a first-look deal with New Regency earlier this year after departing from its longtime home of Paramount.

Jolie directed and produced the World War II drama “Unbroken,” which Universal will open on Christmas.

The couple have six children and have generally avoided working on movies at the same time.

http://variety.com/2014/film/news/brad-pitt-angelina-jolie-movie-1201170582/

#groundcontrol @ 05/03/2014 at 4:57 pm
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LOL Black Mole Magic , CG that’s a good one.

groundcontrol @ 05/03/2014 at 5:04 pm

@Passing Through:
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Just sayin’ – anyone who thinks Clooney is not an enormous catch in every way for a young ambitious lawyer is just naive beyond belief. Doesn’t mean they can’t be “in love” – just means this is the “love” you’re willing to marry.
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Am I a cynic? Don’t know but I am practical and hope I can recognize reality without too much judgment on my part.

Passing Through @ 05/03/2014 at 5:09 pm

# 485 groundcontrol @ 05/03/2014 at 5:04 pm
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I get you. I just meant that you, like me, don’t accept this at face value of “Porgie is in wuv and wants to spend the rest of his life with Amal!” and that’s all it’s about – for either of them. THAT makes us cynical. Given all the years Porgie has adamantly said he’ll never marry and given the way he’s played the fvck out of the PR for this engagment? It ain’t all about love.

nydailynews @ 05/03/2014 at 5:10 pm

Brad Pitt and actress Angelina Jolie will reportedly star in a new project together.

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Brad Pitt and actress Angelina Jolie will reportedly star in a new project together.
Mr. and Mrs. Smith to reunite?
Real-life lovers Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie will hit the big screen together for the first time in nine years since starring in 2005′s “Mr. and Mrs. Smith, Deadline reported.
The pair is set to allegedly star opposite each other as the lead roles for a film with a script written by Jolie.
“It’s in the early talking stages and nothing is solidified,” Deadline added.
If Jolie, 38, and Pitt, 50, do in fact share the screen again it will no doubtingly be a special moment for the A-listers as their last project is famously known for starting their high-profile romance.
“Not a lot of people get to see a movie where their parents fell in love,” Jolie told the New York Times in a 2008 interview about first meeting her beau on set.
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie doing a sexy tango in 2005′s “Mr. and Mrs. Smith.”

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie doing a sexy tango in 2005′s “Mr. and Mrs. Smith.”
Pitt was married to “Friends” star Jennifer Aniston during the filming of “Mr. and Mrs. Smith.” Shortly after the movie wrapped, the two went on to divorce in January 2005 after five years of marriage.
At the time, Aniston responded to Jolie’s admission that she fell for Pitt while he was still married as “inappropriate” and “uncool.”
Pitt and Jolie first went public with their relationship in April 2005 when the duo were photographed with Jolie’s adopted son Maddox on a beach in Kenya.
The couple are now engaged and share six children together

Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/movies/brad-pitt-angelina-jolie-co-star-report-article-1.1778059#ixzz30glKTtvv

@1975:
you mean: “Who are these clever bloggers spreading the truth about Angelina?”
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LOL. Could somebody tell me what effect these ‘clever’ (euphemism for batsh*t crazy) bloggers have actually have on Angie’s life.

They keep on talking about KARMA as though it’s a negative when related to Angie but all I see her doing is starring and producing tentpole Disney films, directing studio films, leading debates on things such as women’s health, making wine, traveling all over the world and experiencing different cultures, advocating on behalf of the vulnerable, getting the backing and endorsement of some of the most powerful people in the world and raising 6 beautiful children.

I want some of Angie KARMA please.

huffingtonpost @ 05/03/2014 at 5:14 pm

Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie Are Teaming Up For Another Movie, And That’s All We Know

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The Oscar-nominated pair is reportedly inking a deal to star in another movie together based on a script Jolie wrote, Deadline.com reports. As of now, there are no official details about the film, such as what the plot might be or which lucky studio may nab what will undoubtedly be one of the few non-superhero, non-sequel tentpole movies of the year.

Some insiders speculate the movie is a relationship drama, according to The Hollywood Reporter. If that’s true, it could hail from a script Jolie wrote several years ago about a couple whose failing marriage prompts them to take a vacation as a last-ditch effort to fix their problems.

If the movie comes to fruition, it will be the first time Jolie and Pitt appear onscreen together since “Mr. and Mrs. Smith,” which grossed $186 million in North America alone. It’ll also mark another behind-the-scenes project for Jolie, who wrote and directed 2007′s “In the Land of Blood and Honey” and helmed this December’s “Unbroken.”

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/05/03/brad-pitt-angelina-jolie-movie_n_5259354.html?utm_hp_ref=entertainment

Really exciting news about this new project written by Angie. Really hope that it comes to fruition as it will be wonderful to see them back together on the big screen once again.

LOL, PT I think you mentioned something on the same lines on the last thread when you saw the latest Crack set photos, you know the ones on the Rail track and Ticky looking up contemplating when her next Chinese pay chq will come, and you are right those ‘acting’ I use the word very loosely expressions are the same old from the good old Friends days. Someone seriously needs to check Acting Coach’s coaching credentials, because the clients she has been teaching just suck at Acting. Someone needs to take the blame is it the client or the coach.

groundcontrol @ 05/03/2014 at 5:21 pm

Lupita is killing it at the WHCA events. Her red Giambattista Valli strapless is wonderful.
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I want it. Hmmmm. A Giambattista Valli dress or a week in Paris? What a dilemma!! Quelle horreur!
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http://www.justjared.com/photo-gallery/3104492/lupita-nyongo-freida-pinto-dc-garden-brunch-01/

Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie Teaming Up for New Movie Written by Angie
CELEBRITY NEWS

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Pitt, 50, met his current mate on the set of their first movie Mr. and Mrs. Smith, which arrived in theaters in June 2005. While the action flick was successful, bringing in $186.4 million at the domestic box office, and an additional $291.87 million abroad, it may be best known for bringing the power couple together.

According to Deadline, the parents to six children will team up for a film based on an original script that Jolie, 38, wrote. The publication speculates that Pitt and Jolie will star opposite one another in the leading roles.

Pitt, who recently worked on the Oscar-winning 12 Years a Slave, seems to have room on his schedule for his leading lady’s film. His only major upcoming project is the WWII drama Fury with Shia LaBeouf, Scott Eastwood, and Logan Lerman, which is scheduled for a November release.

This won’t be Jolie’s first time penning a script for the big screen. She wrote the 2011 war drama In the Land of Blood and Honey, which opened to mixed reviews from critics and earned $303,877 at the box office from its limited release.

Jolie’s upcoming films include the Disney feature Maleficent with Elle Fanning, Juno Temple, and Brenton Thwaites, which will hit theaters later this year, and a vocal part in Kung Fu Panda 3, which is scheduled to arrive in 2015. She also recently led the war drama Unbroken, producing and directing the film, which is set for a Decemeber release

Read more: http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/brad-pitt-angelina-jolie-teaming-up-for-new-movie-written-by-angie-201425#ixzz30gpJ6700

Wonderbust @ 05/03/2014 at 5:24 pm

@Passing Through:
This reminds me of crime on life with the director saying ticky will blow us all away and she was so good he cried.

1975 YOU ALL ARE NOT CLEVER JUST IGNORANCE!

she doesn’t have any friends, and has no contact with her family. She latches on to a man, and he becomes her world

refinery29 @ 05/03/2014 at 5:28 pm

Brad & Angie Teaming Up For A Secret Movie

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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have something up their sleeves. The often mysterious couple has vowed in the past to never take on projects at the same time to ensure that one of them is always home with their children. But now, according to The Hollywood Reporter, Brangelina are taking on a project together.

Not much is known about the mystery movie, but it’s speculated that the flick could be a relationship drama Angie wrote years ago. The script is said to be about a couple who take a vacation in an attempt to save their troubled marriage.

It would mark the first time the two have worked together in almost a decade. While it sounds like it won’t have the high-impact action of 2005′s Mr. & Mrs. Smith, it’s a pretty legendary move nonetheless. And, if little Vivienne’s role in the upcoming Maleficent goes over well, it could turn into a full-on family affair. Here’s hoping. (The Hollywood Reporter)

http://www.refinery29.com/2014/05/67346/brad-pitt-angelina-jolie-movie

#groundcontrol @ 05/03/2014 at 5:21 pm
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I’m surprised to see Freida Pinto there, how come she’s still relevant ? mind boggles

groundcontrol @ 05/03/2014 at 5:28 pm

@Passing Through:
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Then I am guilty as charged. Cynic I am. Of course they both want all the superficial factors that go into this pairing. We’ve discussed before how I always felt he’d eventually get married again and most likely to a lawyer. Most men, especially his age, are overly impressed by female lawyers. LOL! Especially when they themselves don’t have similar credentials.

“Look at me! Aren’t I a saint? Watch me as I travel the globe doing good works! Watch me as I take my children to the art supply store watch me as I get my new plastic surgery procedures! Watch me as I provide wine for the people! Look at me!”
-Angelina jolie

She’s become a bore, and overexposure has ruined her acting career. She can no longer play relatable human beings, she can only do star turns.

She has also been looking quite unhealthy lately, and not just because she’s underweight.

Billy bob once said sex with her was like ******** a sofa. Would be interesting though if they did hook up. I always liked him as an actor although I think he is batshit crazy.

Rapidyrap @ 05/03/2014 at 5:32 pm

She’s a famewhore, a narcissist and a junkie with an eating disorder. She was happier when she was just openly a crazy, junkie ****.

there is no one in politics who respects Angelina Jolie or takes her seriously. She’s appearing at the G-8 for show, which is the sole reason she and other celebrities are ever invited to “work with” the UN.

troll meltdown @ 05/03/2014 at 5:34 pm

Yup- Brad loves Angie Angie loves Brad Troll in agony!

THE TRUTH WILL COME OUT @ 05/03/2014 at 5:34 pm

@Rapidyrap: Nobody really takes her seriously. She didn’t even graduate from high school. She could have went back to school and earned a degree in something. Do you really think that people in the UN who have been dedicated scholastically since youth take her seriously? They all hold advanced degrees. They tolerate her because they want her money and press.

that there’s a perception her “charity” work is insincere and self-serving. IMHO that’s true of absolutely any celebrity, they’re all after publicity and self-esteem boosts, but she seems to take it all to a higher level than her peers.

Perhaps it’s the disconnect between her “bad girl” image and her demands to be taken seriously, or the contrast between her life of decadent luxury and the poverty of the people she gets photographed with. That’s enough to make her look like a Hollywood phony, without even getting into the nastier rumors about her.

digitalspy @ 05/03/2014 at 5:37 pm

Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie to team up for new film?

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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are reportedly in talks to star in a film together.

The movie will be based on an original script written by the actress, according to Deadline. Jolie previously penned 2011 war drama In the Land of Blood and Honey.

The film, which has yet to secure a distribution deal, will be the first time the pair have teamed up since meeting on the set of 2005 film Mr and Mrs Smith.

Pitt and Jolie began dating shortly after appearing in the action comedy together and were engaged in 2012.

Jolie is currently working on post-production of Unbroken. The film chronicles the life of Louis Zamperini, an Olympic runner who was taken prisoner by Japanese forces during World War II.

She also stars in Disney’s Maleficent, which will hit cinemas at the end of the month

Read more: http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/movies/news/a568617/brad-pitt-angelina-jolie-to-team-up-for-new-film.html#~oDeYBPDh40CFZ4#ixzz30gs19XGG

I do suspect that she is attempting to control or atone for something dark inside from her past.

She is an easy target and people take a few shots. They are just so strange, the Jolie-Pitts, on the streets or at an Awards Show.

She is self destructive, narcissistic, and has daddy issues. She probably grew up with a slightly altered version of the real world.

IAN @ 05/03/2014 at 2:54 pm
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groundcontrol @ 05/03/2014 at 5:45 pm

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I know and I feel terrible that Jennifer feels she must buy her friends and her “man.” I pray that my novena to St. Jude will work and Jennifer will be a part of her family again. Not sure if that would be the answer to her family’s prayers though.

groundcontrol @ 05/03/2014 at 5:49 pm

@THE TRUTH WILL COME OUT:
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You mean like in ENGLISH?
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Damn, they just make it so very easy.

FAT tick is an embarrassment and troll is in constant pain. More JP success and good news and troll is in more pain. Troll spends ten years spewing lies about the JPs and no one believes them. Troll is a complete failure and in more pain than ever. More troll pain to come.

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt Teaming on New Movie Project

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The project, in its early stages, will be the couple’s first film since 2005′s “Mr. and Mrs. Smith”

Hollywood power couple Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are in talks to star in a new movie written by Jolie, an individual with knowledge of the situation told TheWrap.

Details on the project are scarce so far: there’s no director attached or distribution deals set. But industry insiders are already buzzing over the news of the project, which is sure to have Hollywood’s major studios vying for the film.

The couple has not appeared on the big screen together since 2005, when they starred as married assassins who are warring with each other in “Mr. and Mrs. Smith.” Jolie and Pitt met on the set of that movie and have since had six children and become engaged

http://www.thewrap.com/angelina-jolie-brad-pitt-movie-team-up

why all the name changes? @ 05/03/2014 at 5:51 pm

@Zara:

you want angelina to live in a mud hut or something too? tool

angelina has earned her money however she likes.
angelina does more charity work than you,,you can choose to be lazy.
angelin chooses to help, even though she does not have too.

Anistonho in pain @ 05/03/2014 at 5:52 pm

I think this crazy troll talking nonsense is ringworm. She got busted as a fat ugly pig and is pissed. Shes only quoting and bringing posts of Angie in fat f@ckers site. I hope the fans would just ignore the fat slob Marina Cruz..or whatever her name is.

THE TRUTH WILL COME OUT @ 05/03/2014 at 5:54 pm

@groundcontrol: Angelina jolie has had so many surgeries , damn she just makes it so very obvious and easy to point out! hahahahahahahahahahahaha

bleedingcool @ 05/03/2014 at 5:54 pm

Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie Starring In Another Movie Together

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It will have been 10 years since Mr and Mrs Smith by the time this movie rolls around, but Deadline is reporting Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are finally going to do another movie together.

There are no more details than just that, but she is writing it herself based on an original idea, while Just Jared adds the plot will take place in Europe (Oh god, The Tourist sequel? Just kidding. I hope.) It’s in the early stages but if they want to make it happen, I’m sure Hollywood will be bending over backwards to make it happen. As they should. This is already on my most-anticipated list.

I’m dying to know if they still have that insane onscreen chemistry now that they’ve spent a decade and raised a whole gaggle of kids together. Probably. The can do anything.

http://www.bleedingcool.com/2014/05/02/brad-pitt-and-angelina-jolie-starring-in-another-movie-together/

Anistonho in pain @ 05/03/2014 at 5:55 pm

I believe this name changing troll is ringowrm quoting from fat f@ckers site. Shes bringing over all the posts from that insane blog. Ringworm got pissed when she was outed as a fat ugly pig..hahAha i do hope the fans would just ignore this loser.

why all the name changes? @ 05/03/2014 at 5:55 pm

karma is when you bully and call a person names, even when you you don’t even know her personally, and speak bad and ill of her, spread nasty lies about someone.
the more hate angelina gets, the more sucess she has, same for brad.

why all the name changes? @ 05/03/2014 at 5:57 pm

@Anistonho in pain:

we’ve a name for ring? like mary aphose was exposed?

@why all the name changes?: NO. karma will come to you because of your witch craft/ black magic rituals angie. Sweet dreams.

why all the name changes? @ 05/03/2014 at 6:01 pm

@ST-LOUIS:

utter rubbish based on tabloid BS.
angelina jolie is richer than you btw..how do you feel about that?

why all the name changes? @ 05/03/2014 at 6:03 pm

@ST-LOUIS:

how many times will you change your name?
why have you got so much time to troll this site? are you disabled,,at the very least mentally ill?

angie has false memory syndrome. That’s one of the reasons why she has so much plastic surgery. yikes angie, not even 40 and already acting like an old lady.

angie has a split personality y’all !!!

why all the name changes? @ 05/03/2014 at 6:05 pm

engagement announcement == trolls panic
movie together announcement = troll panic

anyone notice a pattern? all major “positive” news is followed by deflection trolling hard, like pages and pages of it.

ANGELINOSE JOBIE @ 05/03/2014 at 6:05 pm

“my mother is french! my mother is french! She was born in france”
-angelina jolie

why all the name changes? @ 05/03/2014 at 6:06 pm

@8:

takes one to know one eh? *wink wink

why all the name changes? @ 05/03/2014 at 6:07 pm

PANICCCCCCCCCCCCCC

why all the name changes? @ 05/03/2014 at 6:08 pm

i bet FF is in a twist trying to digest this news.
if this marina cruz really is the idiot behind “ring”, she has gone full re~t.ard lol

fat tool

Oscar winning couple Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are stronger than ever! Trolls in pain! Hahahahaha

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt Joining Forces for New Movie

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Could this be another Mr. & Mrs. Smith in the making?!
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are reportedly teaming up for first time in nearly 10 years for a new film project. Details on the movie are still under wraps, but one thing that is known about the mystery film is that the script was written by Jolie.
E! News has reached out for comment.
The beautiful actress hinted that she and Pitt were thinking about reuniting on the big screen back in 2012. “We’re talking about it,” Jolie told E! News at the time. “We have an idea.”
WATCH: See Angelina Jolie in this exclusive Maleficent teaser!
When asked if the idea is something along the lines of a romantic comedy, Jolie responded, “We don’t know how funny we are,” she smiled. “And you you never know what you want to see an actual couple do. Sometimes it’s better if they’re not a couple.”
Angelina is currently working on post-production on Unbroken, the adaptation she directed for Universal based off the Laura Hillenbrand book of the true World War II tale of Lou Zamperini. Meanwhile, Brad recently wrapped the David Ayer-directed WWII tank movie Fury, and is slated to star as Gen. Stanley McChrystal, the former commanding general of international and U.S. forces in Afghanistan, in the upcoming movie The Operators.

http://www.eonline.com/news/538283/angelina-jolie-and-brad-pitt-joining-forces-for-new-movie

Well. Well.

Hags still spinning like career politicians……..Still wishin`and hopin`….. going`all Dusty Srpingfield on us…………poor damn thangs…….one great JP news item after another…………their star power over the moon while the other one is following the exit sign………or being dragged to it…….LMAO.

If you want to study lying, fading career and plastic surgery………you`re right on the money with The Tick……….you just get confused with names doncha l`il darlings…………….bwwwwwwwwwwhahahaha

Geography @ 05/03/2014 at 6:27 pm

Angelina thinks Illinois is Paris…..

Funny how trolls can diagnose every other disorder but their own.
Remember, troll….for every finger you point at somebody else, four of your own digits are pointing at you.
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Oh, and that before picture you showed and the one after….it was the before picture that’s been doctored. She never had an upturned nose and you can’t add length just width to that type of proboscis. It doesn’t matter how good of a plastic surgeon you are, an added flesh will show. You can diminish just like what ticky has been doing. Not a one in her family was ever born with a tomato for a nose. Jeez, just look at her predecessors and her progeny. They all have nice profiles.

@Geography: Don’t blame her she never finished high school. You can tell the UN that she mistakes The United States for France. oops Angie, oops.

contactmusic @ 05/03/2014 at 6:30 pm

Brad Pitt – Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie to star in new movie together

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Brad Pitt and Angelina are to star in their first film together in almost a decade after starring in ‘Mr & Mrs Smith’ back in 2005.

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are to star in their first film together in almost a decade.
The couple haven’t been seen together in a movie since starring in ‘Mr & Mrs Smith’ back in 2005, which sparked their real-life love affair, but it is believed they have ”an exciting new venture” in the pipeline for the near future.
The 38-year-old actress has reportedly penned the script for the upcoming movie, which will be set in Europe.
An insider told JustJared.com: ”People will not want to miss it!”
Angelina is currently working in post-production on her film ‘Unbroken’ after she impressed with her directorial debut in ‘The Land of Blood and Honey’ in 2011.
She also voices the title character in Disney’s ‘Maleficent’, which will hit US cinemas on May 30.
Brad, 50, has just wrapped up filming for the World War II action movie ‘Fury’, which will hit the big screen in the US on November 14.
Meanwhile, the loved-up duo first went public with their relationship in April 2005, just four months after Brad’s divorce from Jennifer Aniston was finalised.
Brad and Angelina went on to get engaged in 2012 and share six children, Maddox, 12, Pax, 10, Zahara, nine, Shiloh, seven, and twins Vivienne and Knox, five, together.

Read more: Brad Pitt – Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie to star in new movie together http://www.contactmusic.com/story/brad-pitt-and-angelina-jolie-to-star-in-new-movie-together_4178473?track=cp

@trt: Plastic surgery is angelina’s passion. She keeps going for more and more and more! Than chin implant and Michael jackson nose was a weird choice angie. the cheekbones too.

It’s been such a beautiful day here, where we live, do the trolls, or troll, ever get out of the house and just enjoy life, you know there is a life beyond trashing Angelina Jolie, unless you’re the troll. Get out of the basement, troll, fresh air might clear your mind and appreciate your own life.

Geography @ 05/03/2014 at 6:34 pm

Her mother was born in the good old usa and never spoke french. i don’t know where angie get this garbage, she doesn’t know french from the chinese.

Passing Through @ 05/03/2014 at 3:34 pm #423
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TIcky in Florida. Lawdy! Lawdy me! It’s karma for those hanging chads.

Passing Through @ 05/03/2014 at 6:38 pm

# 494 Wonderbust @ 05/03/2014 at 5:24 pm
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Exactly what I was thinking. The guy who tweeted that is 2nd string director on a $7 million movie directed by a guy who’s previous movie starred a High School musical tween star…and an Olsen Twin…and I couldn’t even tell you which one because…well…it’s an Olsen Twin so does it really matter which one it was? LOL! I’m not saying that neophyte directors haven’t turned in some great small films or that $7 million movies never earn Oscar props (See: The Wrestler) but…IT’S TICKY! We’ve seen the set pix and we’ve all seen Ticky’s “acting” before. More importantly industry people who belong to AMPAS and vote for the Oscars have seen it – and mocked it. Ticky and Huvsy would have to blow a whole lot of people in HW to make an Oscar nom happen – let alone a win. Either that or no other actress will release a movie next year and she’s the only eligible for nomination.

designntrend @ 05/03/2014 at 6:38 pm

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Will Team Up For An Upcoming Movie

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It’s been a while since wedded couple Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie teamed up for a film — nine years to be exact. “Mr. and Mrs. Smith” won’t be their last collaboration effort, according to Deadline.
Jolie is in talks to star with her husband in an upcoming untitled movie. The actress has written the script, but that’s all the information available about the movie. No studio has picked the script up for production or distribution, but the popularity of the stars ensures that someone will take a chance eventually.
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The project won’t be coming for a while because the couple are busy with their own projects. Pitt is wrapping up production on “Fury,” a World War II tank movie directed by David Ayer (“End of Watch,” “Sabotage”). The movie stars Shia LaBeouf and Pitt, and it will hit theaters this November.
While “Fury” is Pitt’s only upcoming project, Jolie has three films on the way. The first is “Maleficent,” which features her playing the iconic Disney villain and “Sleeping Beauty” antagonist. The movie comes out on May 30.
“Unbroken” is the third film Jolie has directed and it’s currently in post-production — set for a December release. This project is expected to compete for an Oscar; Jolie got the directorial job with a convincing presentation to the studio. “Kung-Fu Panda 3,” her final scheduled work, is scheduled to hit theaters in 2015. The Jolie/Pitt collaboration may not see theaters until 2016.
The couple did strike gold in its “Mr. and Mrs. Smith.” While it wasn’t a critical darling, the film topped the box office during its opening weekend and became Pitt and Jolie’s highest grossing film at the time. The two fell in love during filming.

http://www.designntrend.com/articles/13475/20140503/brad-pitt-angelina-jolie-will-team-up-upcoming-movie.htm

One of the worst was when she said she wanted to make a french movie in honor of her mother’s country france, and her mother’s language french. that was over the top of her lies.

Passing Through @ 05/03/2014 at 6:44 pm

# 545 Jaye @ 05/03/2014 at 6:35 pm
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LOL, Jaye. Just be glad it’s the weekend and elections aren’t held on weekends or else your fellow Floridian and rabid hen Patty-Anne-married-to-a-convcited-pedophile-Click (of IUC) will hijack every polling place and make everyone write in Ticky’s name on their ballot. You could end up with Ticky being the Governor of FL.

Oh, the hags are having serious problems with Angie`s less than parochial lifestyle……her international intrigue……..her renowned beauty and talent…….the couple who have it all and do it all………….and what do they have……………the other half of the donut Brad left behind.

Maybe we could establish a hotline for them for support……..cause they are going to need it…………..BBBBBBBBWWWWHAHAHAHA

Wonderbust @ 05/03/2014 at 6:45 pm

For Jaye

JENNIFER ANISTON NAMED WWD BEAUTY CEO SUMMIT KEYNOTE SPEAKER
Award-winning actress and producer Jennifer Aniston will have another starring role on May 8.

i love how they use award winning actress and producer. Isnt Angie doing a Maleficent even that day

@Earth: Her mother was NOT french and had nothing to do with france. There are so many errors angelina makes about her own life: her origins, her plastic surgeries….. On what planet do they live on in Hollywood? They are so delusional.

Passing Through @ 05/03/2014 at 6:46 pm

I see that the top of the thread that Jared has a thread saying Rachel McAdams has got a new boyfriend – again. She and Michelle Williams sure go through a lot of men. They should be glad that Brad’s never dumped them or else they’d be all over every tabloid with “Unlucky In Love!” and “Why Michelle\Rachel Can’t Keep A Man” headlines.

Her mother’s native language was English ,she was from Illinois not from France!

Angelina lies about her mother’s truth changing her identity and she changes her own face and body by getting many operations. Why is she so ashamed of where she comes from and how she used to look like? Strange and fishy.

Wonderbust @ 05/03/2014 at 6:51 pm

@Passing Through:
that second string is tweeting up a storm getting the hens excited saying ticky will def get an Oscar nom and she is giving a performance of a lifetime LMAO. Same exact gushing that crime on Life director gave. I will laugh my ass off if Academy nominated actresses Anna K and Hoffman get awards traction, but i honestly don’t even think this will get any traction, Won’t Back Down ring a bell. Crime on Life guy said ticky’s performance would blow us all away, it premiered at TIFF 9 months ago and I didnt see any critics giving that kind of praise to ticky

A Phony funny mask for a face, plastic surgery addict, pathological liar and now a phony French background to accompany it – what a powerful resume Angelina!

Passing Through @ 05/03/2014 at 6:57 pm

# 551 Wonderbust @ 05/03/2014 at 6:45 pm
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Obviously I got sidetracked earlier and never got back around to looking for what the event was that Ticky was going to stutter her way though. So it’s a WWD event, huh? This certainly goes a long way toward explaining why WWD has featured Ticky and so many exclusives on her in the last year or so. Huvsy had to go find a new biitch because the usual suspects aren’t always willing to bend over for him…except Peeps but they’ll bend over for anyone.
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Jaye – If you need to take up donations for a fumigation tent for the state of FL just let me know. Too bad it’s not hurricane season, right? LOL!
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PS – Ticky’s there to pimp Living Rough not Aveeno. Guess that Aveeno gig’s not as tough as I thought. Hmmm…a business owner who can’t string two sentences together to adequately explain and promote their product as a keynote speaker. That ought to be funny…but I’m sure her extensions will look shiny! LOL!
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http://www.fashionmonitor.com/News/N2W/Jennifer-Aniston-named-WWD-Beauty-CEO-Summit-Keynote-Speaker
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Jennifer Aniston named WWD Beauty CEO Summit Keynote Speaker

Jennifer Aniston has been named keynote speaker for the WWD Beauty CEO Summit – see events for details. She will be speaking from her perspective as a co-owner of Living Proof and appear on stage with Chief Executive officer Jill Beraud.

troll in pain @ 05/03/2014 at 6:58 pm

Lying about the sweet, beautiful, kind, and talented JPs will not make fat tick old manny any younger or any less of a laughingstock.

@99999:

BS!!!!!!!!!

Billy Bob NEVER said that.

@Laetitia: I know, Talk about reinventing herself. Jolie tongue kissed her brother, wore Billy Bob Thornton’s blood around her neck, had a passionate lesbian affairs, used hard drugs, various plastic surgery methods and has an impressive portfolio of different variations of faces along the years. How will she look like in 2 or 3 years? Angelina is so full of surprises when it comes to her face.

Passing Through @ 05/03/2014 at 7:01 pm

# 551 Wonderbust @ 05/03/2014 at 6:45 pm
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BTW – Yes, Angie is supposed to be at Kensington Palace on May 8 to promote her summer tentpole. That wasn’t announced until last week and Ticky’s speaking engagement is dated March 24…otherwise I’d accuse Ticky of stalking Angie. Instead…you know Disney undoubtedly found out about Ticky’s WWD gig (cuz they plan everything around Ticky’s oh-so-busy schedule) and totally said, “Game on, fvckers!” LOL! Once again – Angie’s out promoting a $100MIL+ movie…and Ticky’s out promoting…her hair. You can’t make this shite up.

@THE TRUTH WILL COME OUT:

LOL!! Angelina graduated from high school. Two years early in fact. The UNHCR didn’t HAVE to make her a Special Envoy you know.

THE TRUTH WILL COME OUT @ 05/03/2014 at 7:05 pm

@Goopier: Oh my god! aren’t you happy and proud then to have such a high degree angie? wow amazing! I caught all of your lies and spoke the truth about you and your decomposing face but YOU have a HIGH school diploma! You must be soooo happy!!! But you still had those bizarre surgeries that are ruining your plastic mask and you have to keep on seeing your surgeons for years and years to come to keep it frozen looking though…..

Passing Through @ 05/03/2014 at 7:06 pm

# 556 Wonderbust @ 05/03/2014 at 6:51 pm
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My whole thing is this guy is a 2nd AD – that’s ASSISTANT DIRECTOR, which basically means he tells people when it’s time to take their mark or take a break. He may even have directing asprirations himself, but he probably doesn’t have a whole lot of experience working with a really, really, really good actors on really, really, really good movies. In comparison Tweety Bird crying crocodile tears over Sylvester’s untimely death could look like Oscar material to him.

Troll is in agony- LOVE IT- keep adding to the JP hits- the troll pain will never go away- Maleficent, Fury, Unbroken, new JP project- so much more pain to come! Lupita is adorable!

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White House Tour. #WHCD time http://instagram.com/p/njVX7knuf0/

Wonderbust @ 05/03/2014 at 7:11 pm

@Passing Through:
ticky is the keynote speaker for a beauty summit, Angelina speaks in front of the G8 and will co-chair a global conference to prevent sexual violence, no wonder Brad left. Also I was going through second strings tweets courtesy of the hens and OMG he is trolling the hell out of them. He says Crack will definitively be a 2015 contender. Ticky is getting a nom and you can fav the tweet cause it will happen. Um, my question is, don’t you need a distributor first? LMAO

Passing Through @ 05/03/2014 at 7:13 pm

# 563 Goopier @ 05/03/2014 at 7:01 pm
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The trolls are just mad because we’ve been laughing at Ticky’s piddly little career again so they’re digging up lies from 20 years ago – again. I guess they thought Angie got into NYU with no high school diplomoa and not even a GED in her transcript. LOL! What a bunch of morons.

@Passing Through: At least Jen has the Living Proof CEO to hold her hand. I doubt she’ll speak much.

angelina jolie in person has scary face , she’s very plastic, her features are gross because of all those surgeries and too airbrushed.

Angelina, your face is so ugly. it was nasty before and it’s nastier now. I was wondering, among your many plastic surgeries (it looks really awful) what were you thinking when you decided to have a chin implant? It looks like it wants to run out of your face.

FAT tick is getting another chance to show the world what an inarticulate, shallow desperado is she is – AGAIN- hilarious!! Every time old manny reverts back to her PR addict ways, she broadcasts to the world why all men run screaming from her rude, nasty self. FAT tick gives leathery old cougars a bad name.

Go Figure! @ 05/03/2014 at 7:27 pm

Guess Ticky’s Living Proof gig interfered with her being asked to the White House. Come to think of it, I don’t ever recall her being invited.

Passing Through @ 05/03/2014 at 7:28 pm

# 567 Wonderbust @ 05/03/2014 at 7:11 pm
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I saw some of those tweets.. The guy is toying with them and they’re eating it right up. They’re probably still hopeful that an Oscar nom for Crime On Life will happen this year. There’s a lot to be said for optimism. And then there’s reality…

Wonderbust @ 05/03/2014 at 7:29 pm

@Go Figure!:
not to ever defend ticky but that WH thing is a joke. Katrashians and Lohan have attened in the past

Does this mean that ticky is like Mary Kay and she’ll be doing the pep talks to the sales ladies? Who attends beauty summits except those in the cosmetics business? Distributors and sales ladies. Yep, that’s a thrilling and very prestigious event alright.
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And ticky’s had to put her money into it in order to be placed into a position of power? She probably doesn’t even get paid to be a spokesperson. Man, how long can she keep this up.

Wonderbust @ 05/03/2014 at 7:31 pm

@Passing Through:
Just like last March boohoo writing that ticky would win best actress for Crime on Life and Brad and Angie would be crying, only to have the reverse happen

Wonderbust @ 05/03/2014 at 7:32 pm

@trt:
im laughing at the description of ticky..award-winning actress and producer, puleez, as if she has ever produced anything of substance

Passing Through @ 05/03/2014 at 7:33 pm

# 569 Joya @ 05/03/2014 at 7:14 pm
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LOL. True. It’ll be interesting to see how much the “keynote speaker” really speaks. That’s basically supposed to be a pitch for your product and why it’s revolutionary and game-changing. The real burning question is – will be be wearing her weave to tout her “natural” hair product? The fraudulence undoubtely goes right over her head because she has no qualms about going to 40 skin clinics while taking Aveeno’s money to claim their “natural” products are responsible for her being “naturally beautiful”.

Queen Angie @ 05/03/2014 at 7:39 pm

At 33 she occupies a rare place within Hollywood’s uppermost tier of female stars.
Ms. Jolie, who is disarmingly easygoing and more delicately beautiful and finely featured than red-carpet photographs suggest, said she mostly manages to ignore her alternate plane of existence as a tabloid sensation. She lives “in a bit of a bubble when it comes to people’s perceptions of me, which I’m sure is a very good thing,” she said, laughing, “because I’m sure it’s not always very nice.”

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/10/19/movies/19harr.html?pagewanted=all&_r=0

old manny is a jinx @ 05/03/2014 at 7:42 pm

Aveeno is like chik fila or a conflict diamond- they have the right to to do what they want, but their actions let me make a choice- BOYCOTT. I don’t even let fat tick’s nasty mug come on the screen, much less buy whatever cheapo product she pathetically hawks- so GROSS!

Queen Angie @ 05/03/2014 at 7:48 pm

Since winning her Oscar almost 10 years ago Ms. Jolie has carved out a distinctive identity; unlike most other actresses of her age she is interchangeable with no one.

Growing up, she said, she found her on-screen role models weren’t actresses but rather “Al Pacino in ‘Dog Day Afternoon,’ Brando in ‘Streetcar,’ Nicholson — I just always liked the men.”

That may be part of the reason she has become virtually the only current A-list actress to achieve her status while completely bypassing romantic comedies. Nobody is ever likely to call her “America’s Sweetheart.”

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/10/19/movies/19harr.html?pagewanted=all&_r=0

Queen Angie @ 05/03/2014 at 7:58 pm

Today her career strategy seems more akin to, say, George Clooney’s than to Cameron Diaz’s

For the past several months, since the twins were born, the older kids have been home-schooled, “and they’ve had Mommy and Daddy every day for every meal, and they’ve been very close to us.”
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There are moments when we look at everyone around the dinner table, and it’s just crazy, but our family is the greatest thing we’ve done in our lives.

“As long as I can still be with my family, it’s fun,” she added. “But I only want to do that, and I’m not looking for anything else.”

About that family, she and Mr. Pitt aren’t planning to stop at six. “Oh, no,” she said happily.

Nonetheless, she said, she looks forward to the day when she can put “Mr. and Mrs. Smith” in the DVD player for the children; “not a lot of people get to see a movie where their parents fell in love.”

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/10/19/movies/19harr.html?pagewanted=all&_r=0

Educating Angie @ 05/03/2014 at 8:01 pm

Angelina is rooted in own her fantasy land.
Unlikely for her, her lies are very obvious to other people.
All of her lies are discernible, especially her plastic surgeries.
But the sad thing is, pathological liars like angelina tend to believe in their own lies.
They think that they are heroes, they are self centered or want to one up other people. Just like angelina’s own stories about herself change frequently, so does her face because of surgeries and treatments. Both her lies and her surgeries are fabricated which make her easy to catch.
It has been proven many times (with facts, many proofs and evidence) that she is a liar but her reaction is to lie some more.
Angelina cannot be trusted because she does not value honesty. By lying, a pathological liar like Angelina tries to find gratification.

@Queen Angie: Angelina’s features are interchangeable though… hahhahahaha

groundcontrol @ 05/03/2014 at 8:06 pm

@Passing Through:
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Are you sure that’s not Second UNIT AD – that would be an assistant director on the filming with no actors – mostly squirrels and scenery.
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Anyway, what’s his name on Twitter so I can at least share the revelry over his idiocy. He sounds like an egotist or just a marketing hack.

Can’t wait….this would be so AWESOME. Brad & Angie are so great as individuals and even more fantastic together. I hope this happens very soon

@Educating Angie: she’s a freak.

I want lard face MANiston to explain how she needed to have a Brazilian hair treatment that burnt her hair which is the real reason she had to chop it off if her hair product is supposedly effective?

http://www.elseptimoarte.net/angelina-jolie-y-brad-pitt-volveran-a-trabajar-juntos-en-un-nuevo-proyecto-20606.html

Angelina Jolie y Brad Pitt volverán a trabajar juntos en un nuevo proyecto

Vía Deadline | 3 de mayo de 2014 a las 12:00 | Por jescri
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Una de las parejas de Hollywood como es la formada por Angelina Jolie y Brad Pitt volverán a trabajar juntos en un nuevo proyecto para la gran pantalla. Tal y como informa Deadline, la propia Angelina Jolie ha escrito un guión original cuya historia encabezará esta pareja en la vida real, en la que será su primera película juntos desde que en 2005 ambos protagonizasen la cinta de Doug Liman, ‘Mr. & Mrs. Smith’. Precisamente fue la química entre ambos en esta película la que les convirtió en pareja, una química que seguro hará que muchos estudios quieran cobijar este nuevo proyecto.
Por el momento se desconocen los detalles de la historia, aunque no tardaremos en tener novedades. Jolie interpretará a la malvada villana de Disney, ‘Maléfica’, el debut en la dirección de Joe Stromberg. A continuación, justo el día de Navidad, llegará su segundo trabajo detrás de las cámaras con ‘Unbroken’.
Pitt por su parte protagonizará la próxima película de David Ayer, ‘Fury’, fechada para el próximo 14 de noviembre. De esta última cinta han aparecido hoy nuevas imágenes que les dejo tras el salto.

Educating Angie @ 05/03/2014 at 8:12 pm

But the thing is angelina is clearly not on her way to get rid of pathology. Because she has to be willing to admit that she has been lying and secondly, she manipulates people into believing her lies.
But pathological liars like angelina usually have a personality disorder.
But she has to be willing to accept that she is a liar.

@Educating Angie: Well, she has low self esteem for going under the knife as much as she did.
She’s just manipulative.

Jolie should give up all the lying thing, the cat has been out of the bag for years.

Educating Angie @ 05/03/2014 at 8:19 pm

Angelina is rooted in own her fantasy land.
Unlikely for her, her lies are very obvious to other people.
All of her lies are discernible, especially her plastic surgeries.
But the sad thing is, pathological liars like angelina tend to believe in their own lies.
They think that they are heroes, they are self centered or want to one up other people. Just like angelina’s own stories about herself change frequently, so does her face because of surgeries and treatments. Both her lies and her surgeries are fabricated which make her easy to catch.
It has been proven many times (with facts, many proofs and evidence) that she is a liar but her reaction is to lie some more.
Angelina cannot be trusted because she does not value honesty. By lying, a pathological liar like Angelina tries to find gratification
But the thing is angelina is clearly not on her way to get rid of pathology. Because she has to be willing to admit that she has been lying and secondly, she manipulates people into believing her lies.
But pathological liars like angelina usually have a personality disorder.
But she has to be willing to accept that she is a liar.

Queen Angie @ 05/03/2014 at 8:20 pm

This is the woman that some dumb-idiots think is beautiful….

http://s28.postimg.org/62no3hacd/1_D1398809679454627_1.jpg

oh my dear,,,,she don´t have any chance , she is ugly.

Educating Angie @ 05/03/2014 at 8:24 pm

Angelina wants attention through false means.

Angelina and her ever-changing stories, her ever changing face. I think she better realize her condition and get some help before she faces social isolation….

@Queen Angie:
I just noticed that Aniston looks like Sally Jesse Raphail when the latter was younger. Will she grow old the same though. Remember, SJR had botched surgeries in her prime so the same could happen to Aniston if she doesn’t refrain from her quest to be more beautiful than Angelina.

great news
looking forward to know more
about the project

i see the stupid crazy name changing troll
keeps going n going n going
ahahahahahaha
how many days now?
i think it’s SEVEN days straight
the poor thing
jesus

groundcontrol @ 05/03/2014 at 8:06 pm #587
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for the stupid crazy
name changing hardworking troll

22 years of Angelina Jolie red carpets from 1992 to 2014
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http://www.2imgs.com/173a7a5083

enjoy :)

I know she likes this one too lol

Angelina from 1986 to 2013
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http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/05/16/13/051613ea96d261a516781dbdaae792b5.jpg

happy weekend spamming troll

Brad’s sweet Angie is so adorable. I love their love!

Angelina is going to get another new ugly looking face very soon, like she always does. How many surgeries have you had angelina? how crazy are you? Why do you see your plastic surgeons as your fathers?

@Versace: wasssup miss piggy!!!!her lips were so thin and the lower lip was cut in two. She’s just a wacko for undergoing so many plastic surgeries. she’s a crazy lesbian b!tch.

Wonderbust @ 05/03/2014 at 6:45 pm #550
Passing Through @ 05/03/2014 at 6:57 pm #557
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I hope you will say a prayer for the citizens of Florida in our hour of need.

Why do people lie about getting plastic surgery anyway?

troll in pain @ 05/03/2014 at 9:13 pm

Lying about the sweet, kind, talented, super successful JPs will not make FAT tick old manny any younger or any less of a laughingstock.

@troll in pain: is this your mantra?

Educating Angie @ 05/03/2014 at 9:21 pm

@troll in pain: Nothing you can say that can refute the truth angelina. What you try to make other people believe is just pure nonsense. You’re not being logical or rational by lying about your numerous plastic surgeries. Proofs have been everywhere and you have been exposed for years for doing it. By denying them you are not being accurate and your weak compulsive lying habit is not valid.

here u go troll


Baby Angelina
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http://s13.postimg.org/tg2crypyv/angbabykid.jpg

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beautiful since she was a baby
don’t hate
APPRECIATE!

Keeping on TOPIC I am so happy that the Jolie- Pitts are making a movie again, I do not desire to compare Angelina with anyone nor reach over pass, but to CONGRATULATE THEM

@Educating Angie:
Educating Angie: who you? It’s like a janitor educating the professor. What are your credentials… other than being an out of work slob who lives in his mother’s basement?
Clean the motes from your eyes and the snot from your nostrils before you pass yourself off as an expert in psychology or photography..
What your doctor says regarding what is wrong with you can’t be applied to anyone else. Your disorder is yours alone.

@juju: Oh JuJu, between your beautiful pictures of Angie through out her life, what would we do, thank you, it proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that Angie’s beauty is natural. Now, Wonderbust, where are you, we need your quotes, you and JuJu managed to shut the trolls up on the last thread, just a little respite would work wonders, these people are seriously ill, how can they keep on going and going with some of the most outlandish babbling I’ve yet to hear from a troll. The stupidity alone, gives me a headache.

Wonderbust @ 05/03/2014 at 9:39 pm

@juju:
She was so adorable! Shiloh looks so much like her

Stuck on the plastic nips @ 05/03/2014 at 9:45 pm

When FAT TICK thread is as dead as Ticky’s bunions.j

Stuck on the plastic nips @ 05/03/2014 at 9:48 pm

When FAT TICK face are now is as flat as a pancake.

Stuck on the plastic nips @ 05/03/2014 at 9:50 pm

When FAT TICK looking as ugly as sin playing herself make up not needed.

Stuck on the plastic nips @ 05/03/2014 at 9:53 pm

When FAT TICK playing Monster wanna be Charlize LOLMAOLOL

Educating Angie @ 05/03/2014 at 9:55 pm

Remember that nobody will ever fix you Angelina.
No matter how many plastic surgeries you keep getting, your face will only get worst and your psychological problems will only get bigger.

Stuck on the plastic nips @ 05/03/2014 at 9:56 pm

When FAT TICK is FAKE from head to her ugly toes.

Rapidyrap @ 05/03/2014 at 9:57 pm

Angie’s been outed for years for her addiction with plastic surgery. It’s so apparent and gross. Every other month she gets something new done on that mask of hers…

Stuck on the plastic nips @ 05/03/2014 at 9:58 pm

When Angelina Jolie own these three stalker a$$ big time.

Hey angie how about some butt implants!?

Stuck on the plastic nips @ 05/03/2014 at 10:02 pm

When all FAT TICK can afford to have as her FAKE boyfriend is Jeannochio.

Stuck on the plastic nips @ 05/03/2014 at 10:05 pm

When FAT TICK and her paid in full Freddy Munster Look like Twins.

she’s so scary looking!

Jack O’C ‏@JackO__C 5h

And then @Lupita_Nyongo wanted to agree on the manifesto, so I obliged, because she’s a babe. pic.twitter.com/k9SwauUEsV

Stuck on the plastic nips @ 05/03/2014 at 10:08 pm

When FAT TICK three STALKER sh iting in their pants just by looking at JPs two latest threads.

This is just proof of how hard to stay in the news

Stuck on the plastic nips @ 05/03/2014 at 10:11 pm

When FAT TICK three fans heads ready to explode.

Stuck on the plastic nips @ 05/03/2014 at 10:12 pm

When FAT TICK three fans are jealous of JPs success.i

Two phonies “probably” starring in another bad movie together. who cares? Please let her eat something so she doesn’t look like the crypt keeper anymore

Stuck on the plastic nips @ 05/03/2014 at 10:16 pm

When FAT TICK only can look as good as Linda Blair after all that fillers 5 nose jobs 3 chin in plant gone wrong fillers and Plastic surgeries.

Stuck on the plastic nips @ 05/03/2014 at 10:17 pm

When FAT TICK is the biggest LIAR of the century.

What We Have Here @ 05/03/2014 at 10:18 pm

I’m back. Let’s see where we stand
Haters Hating — 10 hours and counting on a Saturday May 3 2014
It’s Not About You or in this case about Angelina
Let’s face it:
A happy person won’t waste his/her time posting negativity

Henri the 4th @ 05/03/2014 at 10:20 pm

angelina is so boring, she’s not fun, she’s plain….ppppfffff,

Stuck on the plastic nips @ 05/03/2014 at 10:22 pm

When FAT TICK head getting bigger by the day.

Listen ange, Im a much more honest person than your lying a$$ so stay in your own little hypocritical bubble of yours until someone else pops it!

Congrats to them for their future wedding.
Where’s the ring?
I’m sure it’s beautiful.
He’s had experience in this regard- remember the wedding rings he designed for Jennifer Aniston and himself?

Stuck on the plastic nips @ 05/03/2014 at 10:26 pm

When FAT TICK lips is getting smaller and looks like Dolly’s a$$.

Congrats to them for their future wedding.
Where’s the ring?
I’m sure it’s beautiful.
He’s had experience in this regard- remember the wedding rings he designed for Jennifer Aniston and himself?

Stuck on the plastic nips @ 05/03/2014 at 10:28 pm

When FAT TICK is indeed looks like a man.

“Brad pitt and angelina starring in a new film together”

Guess they needed a new way to find publicity.

Barf ! angie’s plastic surgery is getting so gross it has caught up to her hard!

Stuck on the plastic nips @ 05/03/2014 at 10:31 pm

When FAT TICK will forever stay barren just to look a ok.

desperate old manny @ 05/03/2014 at 10:31 pm

FAT tick old manny better get off of jj’s and go look for tiny stolen troll boy. Clearly, he’s run away again- off dumpster diving and/or chasing after Heidi Bivens.

Stuck on the plastic nips @ 05/03/2014 at 10:34 pm

When FAT TICKthree STALKER can’t even look at TICKY face lately.

Stuck on the plastic nips @ 05/03/2014 at 10:36 pm

When FAT TICK laters plastic surgery made her looks like Charlize movie Monster.

Stuck on the plastic nips @ 05/03/2014 at 10:37 pm

When FAT TICK three fans know that every inch of Linda Blair look better than the fake TICKY.

Why would a woman lie for 15 years about wanting children? ” I do, I did and I will” Vanity Fair 2005
Someone is too vain, too selfish or too insecure to have a biological child? The child may inherit her pre plastic surgery nose, chin, etc.

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