Robert Pattinson on Kristen Stewart's Cheating: 'Sh-t Happens'

Robert Pattinson looks so handsome on the cover of Esquire UK‘s September 2014 issue.

Here is what the 28-year-old actor had to share with the mag:

On Kristen Stewart cheating on him: “Sh-t happens, you know? It’s just young people… it’s normal! And honestly, who gives a sh-t? The hardest part was talking about it afterwards. Because when you talk about other people, it affects them in ways you can’t predict. It’s like that scene in Doubt, where [Philip Seymour Hoffman is] talking about how to take back gossip? They throw all those feathers from a pillow into the sky and you’ve got to go and collect all the feathers.”

On getting chased by the paparazzi: “I used to dress up my assistant as me, and get him to drive off with like five cars following him around for hours. I think it goes through periods where you’re assigned ‘this is the guy to follow.’ But whenever I see a bunch of paparazzi hanging out, I always think, ‘Oh God, what have they found out!’ Oh, THAT love child! I totally forgot!”

On talking about his “heavy saliva” on Jimmy Kimmel: “I was literally pouring with sweat. And I felt myself drooling. I thought, ‘Oh my God, I’m starting to drool.’ So, I made up this stupid story about having heavy saliva, and Jimmy’s face just went, ‘What the f-ck are you talking about?’”

For more from Rob, visit Esquire.co.uk!