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Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt's Kids Played Big Roles in Their Wedding!

Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt's Kids Played Big Roles in Their Wedding!

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt got married this past weekend at Chateau Miraval on Saturday evening (August 23) in France and new details are emerging about the ceremony!

The 39-year-old actress and 50-year-old actor’s children, Maddox, 13, Pax, 10, Zahara, 9, Shiloh, 8, and 6-year-old twins Knox and Vivienne, were all involved in the wedding in a big way!

Angelina was walked down the aisle by her two older sons Maddox and Pax. Zahara and Vivienne acted as the flower girls as they threw flower petals down the aisle before the bride took her big walk. Shiloh and Knox served as the ring bearers in the big ceremony.

Before the non-denominational wedding, Angelina and Brad obtained a marriage license in California, the AP reports.

Congrats again to the beautiful couple!

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  • Rose

    @Ssshhii_baby: Hi Shi baby, we are so happy this morning. Best news ever. Congratulations to the happy couple.

  • repost

    Lisa Rowe @ 08/28/2014 at 9:23 am

    Rolling Stone ‏@RollingStone 2 min

    After a nearly a decade together, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were married in France this past Saturday:​ http://rol.st/1tZF3m7

  • OMG!!!

    I just hope that with this exciting wedding bliss news that all the Aniston talk will cease and her pr folks move on as well. She never needed to be associated to Brad after their divorce because there was nothing ever binding them together like children. Hopefully, this will be the final burial for 10 years of nonsense and we can all move on away from any association with a person named Aniston. Didn’t care for her prior or after the mess and pray we can have happy discussions here at JJ without ever mentioning that name again after today.

  • Rose
  • Neil

    Holly crap!!! I wake up and this! Sweet… Congrats to the happy pair and their children. OH to be a fly on THEIR WALL!

    Translate
    (Photo: getty)

    SZ Magazine: Your godparents are the actor Maximilian Schell and Jacqueline Bisset, your father is the Oscar-winner Jon Voight. What fairy tale has a Hollywood child as read to you?
    Angelina Jolie: Virtually none, since I’ve made anything from fairy tales. The companion of my childhood were Disney movies. As a teenager I’d rather read history books as novels. Fictitious not interest me. I wanted to know what had really happened. If only I could read vampire stories, I afterwards found me books about the vampire myth.

    They have six children from four cultural groups. What you read those before?
    The kids love it when I read to them the Tashi stories of Anna and Barbara Fienberg. The little Tashi escaped a Warlord on the back of a swan and tells great stories about giants, witches, ghosts, demons, monsters and robber barons. But mostly I tell stories I invent itself and where my children occur as figures. I then send into adventure or confront them with themes from their daily lives. Sometimes I leave them in coping with even the animals experience in our house. In every story I bring unobtrusively under a morale so that the children learn ethical behavior.

    At the age of ten years you went to your father’s side in a white princess dress for the Academy Awards. Was the gear on the red carpet a fabulous experience?
    I had a princess dress? I only know that it had lots of lace and looked very eighties moderately. To tell you the truth about that day: I was bored endless! The reason for this is that I grew up in this business. I was as a child often on film sets, so I never thought actor for something special. I saw with my own eyes that are quite ordinary people. My clearest memory of the Oscar-day is the feeling of competition. My brother was sick with worry whether our father would actually win. I was surrounded by people who obviously felt very uncomfortable. The good thing about this experience is that it helps me today to see the Oscars as fun.

    16 They set out from home, with 17 They stood in front of a film camera, with 19 They bought a condo, with 20 you closed your first marriage, with 24 second, 26 They adopted their first child. Why the hurry?
    You’re right, I had it damn hurry. My motive was that I believed only to the Today and panic had to live my life just half. My grandmother and my mother died early. That’s why I never believed that there could be fairy tales, happy endings and a perfect family in my life. I must work to ensure that I succeed, breathe and me to appreciate my life. Because I know how abruptly can be a life to end, I always think at the end of the day, I had not done enough. This sense of urgency simply makes me not going.

    Because other women exemplify an autonomous and independent life, see Columnists in you the successor of Madonna. Pleases you to be proclaimed a leading figure of a new femininity?
    No. I’ve gone through many phases in my life and have made ​​it a lot of mistakes. But I’m trying to grow into a person with whom I live and that I can be proud of. I try to be the best man. If this will inspire others, but I will like to be a role model.

    Beauty, wealth, family, career, humanitarian commitment: Understand that some women feel the happiness imperative that you embody, as an imposition?
    All I can say to these women that I had extremely good luck. I never expected to get this career and this family happiness, and I do not imagine that I would have purchased both through its own merits. Therefore, I feel the responsibility to redirect the person directed to my attention on my humanitarian projects.

    http://sz-magazin.sueddeutsche.de/texte/anzeigen/41914

  • repost

    Lisa Rowe @ 08/28/2014 at 9:56 am

    UNHCR United Kingdom ‏@UNHCRUK 16 min

    Please join us in congratulating #UNHCR Special Envoy #AngelinaJolie on her marriage over the weekend to Brad Pitt!

  • Dint sing

    @Media Wh@re MANiston: you’re right. now that I look at it again he is putting his glasses into his pocket while flashing his wedding ring. In the other thread the freak is blaming angelina claiming that angie timed it for the straight to vod movie lol but hello brad has a movie he is promoting right now. What better time to tell the world he’s married than when he is promoting fury.

  • @amanda a-hole

    hahahahahaha!!! you’re hilarious!! It’s the other way around,re-tard!!
    You with your tunnel vision/cockroach brain mentality. And you .not a fan of the Jolie-Pittt AND being here to write negative comments shows how mental you are!!! I don’t like your idol,her CHINNESS,.Unlike you and speaking for myself.I don’t go to your Fake Blond, Fake Blue eyed STuttering BIMBO idol’s thread.
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  • http://justjared Felinelilly

    Brad and Angie got married five days ago and there was absolutely no news about it here in France. I’m so happy for them that they were able to get married quietly and have their special moment without the paparazzi on their tail or helicopters flying over. This news just made the rest of my year. Husband and wife for the rest of their lives.

  • Jeanie

    @OMG!!!: #53

    I just hope that with this exciting wedding bliss news that all the Aniston talk will cease and her pr folks move on as well. She never needed to be associated to Brad after their divorce because there was nothing ever binding them together like children. Hopefully, this will be the final burial for 10 years of nonsense and we can all move on away from any association with a person named Aniston. Didn’t care for her prior or after the mess and pray we can have happy discussions here at JJ without ever mentioning that name again after today.
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    I cosign this. I have been saying this for years.

  • Rose

    @Felinelilly: Such a big difference from his first marriage. O happy for Brad, Angie and their children.

  • vrnc

    @#22 – How very kind of you to be so concerned about Angie and Brad’s “poor kids” – I’m sure you stay up nights worrying about them. As for Jen’s new movie, which will bomb, Angie and Brad could care less. These two have their lives filled with their family, their work and their humanitarian causes; the last thing on their minds is some stupid movie with Miss Hair Girl in it.

  • bap

    Jeanie I agree with you! CONGRADULATION TO THEM!

  • french blue fan

    I’ve been wishing and hoping for just this special day to finally happen for Brad and Angie and now it’s finally here! And I’m just thrilled and over the moon with joy and happiness for them! Wishing them only the best as husband and Wife,,,may there love continue to shine and stengthen with happiness and joy !!! And may there wedding rings strenthen the love and care for one another with their children surrounding them with happiness and love for their mom and dad,,,celebrating this beautiful occasion, Aug 23rd!! Their Parents made it to the throne,,hip hip hooray! I’m sure there were lots of tears all around for them!! It’s official the jolie-pitt’s are married!!! Yes best news ever!!

  • Emerald

    Ⱦams@@@ @ 08/28/2014 at 10:21 am

    Try not to be a bigger fool than you already are okay? Neither Brad nor Angelina deliberately chose to marry on the week that your “poor put upon” St. Jenn’s movie is coming out. It takes a lot of time and planning to put together a wedding; let alone a private wedding like this one. By the way, when are you going to grow up and stop your attacks on Angelina for something that happened nine years ago. You sound like a badly damaged broken record.

  • true?

    Maybe their family and friends was in their private jet too,….congrats angelina & brad!

  • Ⱦamsіn

    @amanda:

    Amanda, Leann has failed to promote herself correctly. The Ho staged illegal adoptions, photo ops, and lots of fake humanitarian work and hired paid posters and bloggers to prop her up at the time she was being hit with bad PR.

    If she had done the same, it would be a different story for Leann the homewrecker.

  • http://justjared Felinelilly

    @Rose: I know! Exactly. I was vaguely following celebrity news back then and I remember there were pics taken from overhead in a helicopter. But we know how private Brad is, both he and Angelina and as hunted as they are I’m so glad they were able to have this wedding to themselves with their family. I’m SO happy for them.

  • AWHODAT!

    So now………..lets guess which name Angie will use as her official name. Obviously, she will forever be Angelina Jolie. Thats a a lovely, unique and iconic name of itself. But of the entire Jolie-Pitt clan, she was the only one with Jolie as her last name.
    .
    Obviously, Brad is the only one with Pitt as his last name. But we’re still a patriarchal society, so everyone will be wonderng if Angie will take her husband’s name (oooooooo i think I am the first to officially refer to Brad as Angie’s husband! LOL) So i wonder if Angie will now officially be Angelina Jolie-Pitt.
    .
    I do hope she does that. That will be schweeet!

  • Ⱦamsіn

    It’s amazing how loons lose their shitt. They know that their idols got married for a movie, whereas Jen is getting married for love. Sad twisted world we live in when the disgruntled exhusband and his mistress have to time a wedding on the week JA’s movie is coming out! Coattailers forever! LOL!

  • true?

    Poor tamshit, so much hurt :(:( , dont worry maniston will get married soon, coz you know she stalked brangelina always!.. like she’s wearing saint laurents now a days & she copied angelina’s style..so obvious! Hahahaha

  • busted

    IGNORE THE TROLLS..
    .
    there is no other news out there but this.. I can’t wait to get home today and read all the thread..

    this is going to be the NEWS OF THE WEEK.. HELL YEAR

  • busted

    HATERS CAN GO TO HELL.

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    WE HAVE SO MUCH TO ENJoy.. DON’T LET THEM RUIN THE DAY WE HAVE BEEN WAITING 10 YEARS FOR
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    This is how you do it with style..

    so happy for them.

  • Rose

    @AWHODAT!: I hope we get to see some pictures, soon. AWHODAT, what a beautiful day for Jolie Pitt fans. I’m sure trolls will TRY to disrupt the threat, let’s not let that happens fans. I’m SO HAPPY!!

  • truth

    Angelina Jolie Pitt

  • Neil

    “Jolie and Pitt wed in a small chapel in a private ceremony attended by family and friends at Provence’s Chateau Miraval. In advance of the nondenominational civil ceremony, Pitt and Jolie obtained a marriage license from a LOCAL CALIFORNIA JUDGE. The judge also conducted the ceremony in France.”

    Lucky judge.

  • nafnaf

    Congratulations, brangelina! I guess they dont believe in feng shui because they got married within the ghost month. O_O Anyway… no news about James Haven? He should be there!!

  • Saffron

    What a year this is and has been! And funny how the trolls are here before many of the fans….
    .
    I know this was mentioned but I lost the post…..I can’t fricking believe they got married on PT’s birthday. That’s funnier than anything we could have come up with.
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    I love how they just do whatever it takes to get something done…

  • twitter

    PIcture of the church while the renovations were going on and tabs were guessing where and when Brad and Angelina would get married.
    http://www.zimbio.com/pictures/49oxOgyWBel/Brad+Angie+Getting+Married+France/sijxyyBtuYM

  • Saffron

    OT for PT
    .
    That picture of the so-called “Premiere”….they went all out!!! They put up a poster!! Only an A-Lister could demand that kind of special treatment.

  • Twinkle

    We need details, JJ. Can you a least get some dets on the dress?

  • CLINIQUA

    Hahaha..am laughing my azz off because they faked the fug sad sack hamster on a wheel-iston OUT!! Congrats to the AS USA happy in love couple. Nothings changed…they were true love and committed a decade ago and they still are and will always be…but I bet it was a great party for the kids like they said!!
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    Am laughing even harder at that pic of Viv coming down the steps with her hello kitty supply case..you know she was planning to get her mommy ready and work it OUT and doll her up…she looked serious as a heart attack.
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    Love this family. Karma is real y’all maniston is still whining about the media and her lack of kids and whaaaa…really what’s changed in 10 years? Fishyth is divorced and has to watch her ex hub fall in love with her opposite in every way, young beautiful oscar winning angie fan name of Jlaw…and Handler has been booted off of TV..ya gotta pay to see that nasty ish..which means she won’t get seen. My guess after her first few pay per view flop shows…she’ll start dripping Angie’s name again for meangirl uglies to tune in.
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    love it!
    .
    Oh and hey Jared..would u mind not putting up a thread every 2 min about this if u have no new ‘news’ about the festivities. It’s hard to keep up and only keeps post count down. Thx.

  • Dame Angelina

    Yesssssss!
    Lovely private wedding. THIS is how it’s done.
    Congratulations to the King & Queen of Hollywood.

  • Saffron

    Not that they would sell it but the value of Chateau Miraval just skyrocketed. The place where Brad & Angie got married….so awesome.

  • Lee

    In case no one else posts, from PEOPLE: “On the heels of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s surprise wedding, many of their fellow A-listers are offering their congratulations to the happy couple.

    “How great is that?” George Clooney, himself about to approach the altar, told PEOPLE. “I’m really happy for Brad and Angie and their whole family.”

  • an oldie

    Congrats, Brad and Angelina. Can’t wait to see a pic of the flower girls.
    Cliniqua, I LOL too at the pics of so serious Viv stepping off the plane with her carry-on. I hope she lightened up when throwing the flower petals. LOL.

  • OMG!!!

    I hope they will give the fans one photo of this awesomeness!! I really just want to see if Angelina went out with a beautiful gown or low key gorgeous dress. I hope we get more details as they get closer to doing interviews. I know every press reporter will be hounding them during press conferences for details. So they may try and squash some of that by releasing some details.

    I AM JUST SO EXCITED! !!

  • lulu

    Wow ! what a surprise! .
    Any way ,Congratulation to this happy couple, they are mean for each other !

  • Another Fan2

    Will open a bottle of Miraval rose’ tonight to celebrate, will also have to come up with a special dinner! So happy for our lovely couple!

  • http://justjared Felinelilly

    Angelina is so naturally beautiful, I bet she looked drop dead gorgeous in her wedding dress. I can’t wait to see a picture of Angie in her dress, Brad in his suit and the kids all dressed up for the occasion. The kids must have been over the moon excited to witness their parents getting married.

  • FILTHY.JOLIE.WHORE.PANTIES

    bonjour bitches
    barfing here
    puking too
    married jolie still whoring as usual
    leaving lots superstinky FJWP
    many vile rotting soiled undergarment
    FJWP cover red crapet
    horrible stench
    CHANEL N°5 no help
    jolie biggest whore ever
    global superdupermegawhore
    whoremanitarian
    jolie whoredame now
    jolie already duchess of cornhole
    FJWP thick on ground
    everywhere
    all over BAMPZSKVille
    all over miraval and rest of south of france yet again
    all over west hollywood again
    ago restaurant stuffed full again
    all over tokyo and stuff narita again
    one night in bangkok – whorejolie banged every cock
    all over thailand extra for mae hong son province
    all over fern resort
    all over london yet again
    all over clarence whorehouse
    and even on fuckingham palace
    now whorejolie get royal warrant as purveyor of FJWP
    stuff hotel ta’ cenc, gozo
    bury malta + island of gozo + maltese falcon now snuffed it
    bury shanghai – shanglow too
    all over four seasons hotel beverly hills – only one season left
    all over NOLA
    extra for french quarter
    all over FJWP Schwartz again
    stuff waldorf asstoria tower full
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    stuff dorchester again
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    club troubadour stuffed full
    stuff hotel bel-air bungalow full too
    hotel bel-air air not so bel now
    all over bosnia and herzegovina
    all over sarajevo
    all over mayfair again
    stuff dorchester again
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    smother santa monica beach
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    so whitsunday coast now shitsunday coast
    sewage on the gg red carpet? no| FJWP drone strike
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    all over gold coast again so not very gold now
    mick doohan coomera shack stuff full
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    all over cockatoo island
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    all over bondi junction
    even on circus big top
    even on circus trapeze
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    hong kong intercontinental hotel now stuff full
    all over sydney + harbour too
    sydney intercontinental hotel now stuff full
    all over entertainment quarter in whore Park
    all over sea life aquarium
    smother jolly swagman camped by a billabong while the band played
    waltzing matilda
    now bury all land down under
    all over sherman croaks
    all over studio
    all over sunset tower hollywood hotel
    – and jen suite 1502 — stuff full
    all over polo park
    all over anaheim
    stuff president suite of bel-air hotel
    all over LA county museum of fart
    all over sydney
    all over tokyo
    in japan vending machine everywhere
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    all over oahu
    all over UN
    all over jordan + al zaatri refugee camp
    all over london + RAF Northolt
    all over paris + Il Vino
    all over punk lotus clinic
    all over siren studio
    all over LAX
    all over las vegas
    all over beverly, hills that is
    all over washington dc
    all over FJWP Schwartz
    all over waldorf tower
    all over chelsea piers
    all over lincoln center
    all over santa barbara
    all over goleta
    all over el capitan beach
    all over congo + rwanda
    all over gisozi genocide memorial
    all over rescue camp
    all over jungle
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    all over whole food
    all over urban outfitter
    all over parrot cay
    all over miraval and rest of south of france
    all over kurdistan
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    all over turkey
    all over lebanon
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    all over shores of windermere
    all over the lake district
    all over le touquet-paris-plage
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    all over paul allen octopus yacht
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    all over pinewood studio
    all over westminster
    all over lancaster whorehouse
    all over mayfair
    all over sphinx
    all over pyramid
    all over egypt
    all over galapagos
    stuff private jet N528AP Gulfstream G550
    stuff cadillac
    stuff lexus
    stuff beckham bulge
    float in ocean
    plug surrey sewer
    pollution
    extreme biohazard
    worse than ebola
    nuke hazard
    radioactiv FJWP glow in dark
    glowing jolie = radioactiv
    use thickest rubber
    use gaz mask
    use hazmat suit
    use long pole
    use net
    use tong like big blue one
    disease 4 u
    u puke anyway
    u r warned now
    beware
    govern self according
    NOTA BENE:
    FJWP cannot be sanitized for your protection

  • creepy couple

    Brad looks like Drew Peterson. The one who kills his wives n his new fury pics. I love when I hit a nerve with the loons. They say I like Jen and she is this and that.. proves they know nothing and have nothing else to say..hahaha

  • really?

    What a news to wakeup to! Congratulations to JPs. Could not happen to nicer and more deserving couple! :-)

  • FILTHY.JOLIE.WHORE.PANTIES

    attention all fat-bottomed J-P fan girl bitches riding bicycles
    + attention all others too
    .
    jolie still biggest whore of them all
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    waving to all lovely fans of angie and brad + big shout out to all the lovely fat loon ladies out there Rose , Passing Through, NAN, Jaye, Premalee, Josephina, Were the morons, Jen The Hag, Lylian, First and last post, Ssshhii_Baby, Bizzy Bee, noplace, QQQQ, Groundcontrol, Lurker, William Bradley&The Jolie, Susan, Dawne, Tish, Anustin, WonderBust, Love The Jolie Pitts, Fyi12, plez, Busted, JP Fan, Vickifromtexas, tweet, juju, Neer, Love Conquers All, Umm, Bea, trt, Saffron, LLM, valis202, Gold Dust Woman, Who, briseis, Lucy, Lyric, Ako si Gladys, fyi, ndn, Media Wh@re MANiston, Lylian, Cliniqua, AWHODAT!, Felinelilly, juju, Go Figure!, Gold Dust Woman, Sunny, thelookoflove1365, Yolly, Observer2, Anon2, an oldie, Lucy, well, wfb, and all the lurkers big shout out to Rose , Passing Through, NAN, Jaye, Premalee, Josephina, Were the morons, Jen The Hag, Lylian, First and last post, Ssshhii_Baby, Bizzy Bee, noplace, QQQQ, Groundcontrol, Lurker, William Bradley&The Jolie, Susan, Dawne, Tish, Anustin, WonderBust, Love The Jolie Pitts, Fyi12, plez, Busted, JP Fan, Vickifromtexas, tweet, juju, Neer, Love Conquers All, Umm, Bea, trt, Saffron, LLM, valis202, Gold Dust Woman, Who, briseis, Lucy, Lyric, Ako si Gladys, fyi, ndn, Media Wh@re MANiston, Lylian, Cliniqua, AWHODAT!, Felinelilly, juju, Go Figure!, Gold Dust Woman, Sunny, thelookoflove1365, Yolly, Observer2, Anon2, an oldie, Lucy, well, wfb, Neleh, Loren, Vicki, Anoble, Rose, Joann, LLM, Paiige, Fern, Sabine, Phool, Casmir, Tutuna, Neer, Aisha, Foxy, DS, Gena, Lotta, Lara, Kimmy and to fat ladies on board God bless us all. God bless the Jolie Pitt Family.especially shout out to all the loon ladies out there Rose, Passing Through, NAN, Jaye, Premalee, Josephina, Were the morons, Jen The Hag, Lylian, First and last post, Ssshhii_Baby, Bizzy Bee, noplace, QQQQ, Groundcontrol, Lurker, William Bradley&The Jolie, Susan, Dawne, Tish, Anustin, WonderBust, Love The Jolie Pitts, Fyi12, plez, Busted, JP Fan, Vickifromtexas, tweet, juju, Neer, Love Conquers All, Umm, Bea, trt, Saffron, LLM, valis202, Who, briseis, Lucy, Lyric, Ako si Gladys, fyi, ndn, Media Wh@re MANiston, Lylian, Cliniqua, AWHODAT|, Felinelilly, juju, Go Figure|, Gold Dust Woman, Sunny, thelookoflove1365, Yolly, Observer2, Anon2, an oldie, Lucy, Lurker, wfb, and all the lurkers and the fat-bottomed girls riding bicycles out there I hope you all have a great day, take care God Bless. God Bless JuJube, LottaTitz, AnusStain, PassingPoo, PhattTwatt, Carmen Dell’Orifice and all lovely fans of Brad and Angie.
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    GOD BLESS US, EVERY ONE.
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    GOD BLESS THE JOLIE-PITT FAMILY.
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    GOD BLESS THEIR FANS ALL OVER THE WORLD.
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    CHECK YOUR EMAIL BITCHES.
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    CLEAR YOUR COOKIE BITCHES.
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    CLEAR YOUR CACHE BITCHES.
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    SCAN FOR VIRUS BITCHES.
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    REBOOT YOUR COMPUTER BITCHES.
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    CHANGE ALL YOUR PASSWORD BITCHES.
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    JOLIE STILL WHORING AS USUAL.
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    NOT TO WORRY:
    JOLIE
    + JOLIE HOT VOLBELLA-PUFFED LIPS

    + JOLIE POWER-WHORE SNAPPER

    + JOLIE WONKY PORNO-CLASS TITS

    + JOLIE HOT PERLANE-PUFFED NIPPLES FROM HELL

    ALL A.OK & TIP.TOP

  • lurker

    Today is a good day for fans

  • teehee

    Major meltdown! Hahahahahaha

    Let us fans enjoy the trolls misery!

    Congrats to Brad and Angelina Jolie Pitt!

  • creepy couple

    2nd wedding 4 Braddy 3rd for angie..once you get married its all down hill..haha…It is just a piece of paper afterall….Good luck as Grandpa Braddy grows older n older and I heard his kids call him grandpa

  • AWHODAT!

    @Another Fan2: #89
    Oooooo I can only imagine how the JP-Miraval wine flowed during the reception!!! Oh i’m so dying to hear even the tiniest deet. i wonder if Brad will offer up any tidbit during his photo call today?
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    And can i just say once more how HAPPY i am that the nasty FatFukkkers have been blown to smithereens with this wonderful news? Little bits of their stinky torn up @ssss have been washing up onto our thread but they can just be stepped on and crushed and IGNORED.
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    LAUGHINGMYFUKKKKINGASSSOFF AT THE DISCOMBOBULATED TROLLS

  • http://N/a Angierocks

    Best wishes to the happy couple!yay mr.and mrs. Pitt! Hooray!

  • Premalee

    Congratulations to the beautiful couple! Great news! Wonderful news. Rose you are happy now? I just love it.

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