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Joan Rivers' Funeral Wishes - See the Details She Planned Out

Joan Rivers' Funeral Wishes - See the Details She Planned Out

Joan Rivers planned out her own funeral in her 2013 book “I Hate Everyone… Starting With Me” and the details are all here.

“When I die, I want my funeral to be a huge showbiz affair with lights, cameras, action…I want Craft services, I want paparazzi and I want publicists making a scene! I want it to be Hollywood all the way,” Joan wrote in the book.

“I don’t want some rabbi rambling on; I want Meryl Streep crying, in five different accents. I don’t want a eulogy; I want Bobby Vinton to pick up my head and sing ‘Mr. Lonely.’ I want to look gorgeous, better dead than I do alive,” she added. “I want to be buried in a Valentino gown and I want Harry Winston to make me a toe tag. And I want a wind machine so that even in the casket my hair is blowing just like Beyoncé‘s.”

“I love funerals! To me a funeral is just a red carpet show for dead people,” Joan continued. “It’s a chance for mourners from all walks of life to accessorize basic black, and to make a fashion statement that is bold enough to draw attention away from the bereaved but subtle enough so that no one knows that it’s happening. And, it’s a great way to have quiet fun.”

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