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Madonna Bashes 'Fifty Shades of Grey': 'It's Not Very Sexy'

Madonna Bashes 'Fifty Shades of Grey': 'It's Not Very Sexy'

Madonna is known for sex (and her music, of course), but it doesn’t seem she has high thoughts for something else known for sex – Fifty Shades of Grey.

The 56-year-old singer shared her candid thoughts on the book series that led to the highly anticipated movie, in theaters now.

“Yes, I have,” Madonna told Billboard when asked if she read the book. “It’s pulp fiction. It’s not very sexy, maybe for someone who has never had sex before. I kept waiting for something exciting and crazy to happen in that red room thing, and I was like, ‘Hmm, a lot of spanking.’ I also thought, ‘This is so unrealistic because no guy goes down on a girl that much.’ I’m sorry, but no one eats p—- as much as the guy in that book.”

DO YOU AGREE with Madonna’s view on Fifty Shades of Grey?

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  • millerz

    so classy madonna lol let me just say I have a friend….who had a boyfriend.. who used to spend a little too much time down there. She wasn’t complaining at all hahaha but madonna must not be meeting the right guys. Actually she dates boys, she needs a MAN.

  • Lee

    when she dated Denis Rodman she said he refused to go down

  • Ignii

    Great comment Madonna! I agree with her. And as far as the film is concerned the actress is NOT sexy at all, may be because she isn’t pretty!

  • TeamBella76

    The books aren’t written well but IT’S ENTERTAINMENT AND MADONNA IT’S A BOOK it’s not suppose to be realistic at times.

  • TeamBella76

    That’s because the character isn’t suppose to be sexy duh. She’s suppose to be an average looking student.

  • Bismark

    Oh… She’s just so lovely.


  • along

    For once I agree with Madonna!

  • GeminiLuver

    She would definitely know. She hasn’t been sexy in years

  • Tia

    I can’t wait to watch the movie.

  • Shenanigans

    lighten up, you people. its funny!!

  • alex

    I think that “NYNPHOMANIAC 1 and 2″ are most strong about 50 shades of grey…….LARS VON TRIER he’s most strong in a dangerous way in they 2 film……..

  • KBB

    I concur. Everyone keeps talking about it being “mommy porn” and “oh my pastor warned us against this” and I just don’t get the racy aspects. I loved reading the books but any adult that thinks that this book is racy in the least should really sort yourself out

  • kellyf

    I agree with her, but I also find it strange that someone who flaunted that cleavage considers themselves an authority on what’s not sexy.

  • JC

    Actually, I think many women would be surprised how much a guy will “go down on a girl” if they let them. At least that’s been my experience. Of course this has nothing to do with FSOG. I think the books were crap, & I have no desire to see the movie. To each their own though.

  • Julia Griggs

    Why did she read the books in the first place? It’s definitely not making her hip again. But kudos for making it all about her & her being a mommy – shows she still has some brain cells left.

  • Julia Griggs

    She’s still finding SOMEONE to date? How much is she paying them per night?

  • Julia Griggs

    I choose not to read those books because of the bandwagoning involved. It’s all a fad & a waste of time that should be spent on better books – even if they’re just anything by Jane Austen, or The Art Of War.

  • Penny Dreadful

    And we have a winner!

  • Jan

    Every man is different – some love to go down, others are gay.

  • Sergio Brizuela

    i think she just mentioned one unrealistic aspect of the book, but there’s a lot more…

  • Bad_Bobby2009

    Madonna has her own Grey Sex book. 20 years ago. And it is sooo much better…

  • Julia Griggs

    Which: Madonna? 50SOG? Both?
    What I find funny in this is the dumbness all it.

  • chris

    Does anyone need to be authority on sex to state what they think is sexy or not? She is simply stating her point of view since she was asked.

  • solargeknowles

    I liked the movie much more than I thought I would, because the books are god awful and poorly written is an understatement. And even though I enjoyed the movie, I wish they would have went for it.

    Maybe they were testing the waters and the next one will be raunchier? But I heard the second and third book are worse than the first one, so…

  • kellyf

    I always find it funny when people get bent out of shape about someone giving their opinion by defending someone else’s right to give their opinion.

  • Dirk_Reese-Fan

    Mo, you´re right !
    That book is not very sexy !
    You are much more sexy !
    And your outfit is very sexy ! Congrats !
    Mo-Sexy-Power-ForeverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrMo, yo !
    217, give me 5, makes 222, 168 !
    Highhhhhhhh 6 !!!!!!