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Chelsea Handler & Nick Offerman Talk Bill Cosby Encounters, Sex, & More For Naked 'Esquire' Spread

Chelsea Handler & Nick Offerman Talk Bill Cosby Encounters, Sex, & More For Naked 'Esquire' Spread

Chelsea Handler and Nick Offerman go totally naked in this brand new spread for Esquire magazine’s April 2015 issue.

Here’s what the pair had to share with the mag:

Chelsea, on when Barbara Walters asked if she was gay: “What’s wrong with her? If I was a lesbian, everyone would know. Why would I hide that?”

Nick, on having anal sex:
“Let’s start things off with butt f*cking. Um…I don’t know. I think, uh…I think, for me, it’s um…it’s…Megan [Mullally, his wife] and I…uh…do a great deal of butt f*cking and um…I find I can glean a lot of humor, because we have, in truth, we have a really, what you would call, like a boring, really nice marriage, and for a couple of actors working in Hollywood that’s disappointing to people, so we, I think we get a lot of laughs out of like…describing ourselves as some sort of sordid sex fiends, which is not really true.”

Chelsea, on Bill Cosby inviting her to his hotel room: “Not poor guy—he tried to Cosby me. Oh, I was in Atlantic City playing, doing stand-up, and he was doing stand-up in Atlantic City in the same hotel, and at like three o’clock in the afternoon, someone from the hotel came down and said, “Oh, you know, Mr. Cosby would really like to meet you up in his hotel suite.” And I thought, That’s really weird. This was like ten years ago. And I said, That’s really weird. I don’t want to go alone. I go, I don’t know him. So the three guys I was with—thank God these guys were with me. One was filming and one was like a producer; we were filming something— I brought them up with me to his room and thank God I did, because now I know what would’ve happened if I went up there alone. And I forgot about it when all the stories about Bill Cosby came out. I was like, I didn’t even think of it. Then my friend texted me the other day saying, “Do you remember that night we went up to, or that afternoon we went up to Bill Cosby’s and you were so freaked out you made us come with you?” And I said, Yeah, and he said, “Hello! You could’ve been one of his victims if we weren’t there.” And I went, “Oh my gosh . . .” Yeah, so yeah, he’s guilty… I think it’s pretty obvious now.”

For more from Chelsea and Nick, visit Esquire.com.

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  • MaryDtn9

    https://plus.google.com/103041359322144339544/posts/e5vBecfNDJw
    Facts: 35 women accuse Bill Cosby of rape. 98% of victims tell the truth.
    95% of rape crimes are never reported because victims fear rapist reprisal.
    Bill Cosby is no racist, he raped regardless of color. Such a nice rapist!!
    If you still have doubts please read this link and then decide for yourself.
    Agree! Send this link viral; Why, VICTIMS MATTER. Thank you.

  • R Hugh Sirius

    Chelsea Handler is the only one of Cosby’s “encounters” that I don’t believe happened. C’mon, even Bill Cosby has some self-respect.

  • Susan

    Chelsea is feeling left out, showing her tits was not getting it done, so it is Bill and full nudity, still no takers.

  • R Hugh Sirius

    Next time, charge her double for the psychoanalysis. Then she’ll have less to waste on booze and cigarettes.

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  • R Hugh Sirius

    Can I make $90/hr sitting on the toilet? If the answer is yes, then count me in.

  • norah mackenzie

    chelsea needs attention more than anything else – poor thing. so difficult to be z list and having to show off her body for attention

  • Pretty Boy Ollie

    Two attention whores.

  • Juggling For A Cure

    The assault on Cosby’s character is amounting to McCarthyism. This is one of the most insidious method of destroying innocent people’s lives. Dr. Cosby has not been convicted of a crime nor had a criminal process. Yet any gester he makes (or allegedly made) is construed to frame him as being culpable of wrongdoing.

  • Juggling For A Cure

    Many of the rape studies are modified for political objectives influenced by the powerful feminist lobby. Even insufficient evidence cases are counted as “truthful” accusations in many of the studies. Thus we get the unfactual “98% of victims tell the truth” claim.

    Large numbers of people have been falsely accused of rape: Some examples are Singer-songwriter Conor Oberst, NFL’s Brian Banks, William McCaffey, James Grissom, and false-rape allegations at Ohio University and Hofstra University. Crystal Mangum made false allegations of rape against Duke University lacrosse players.

    Some men spend years in prison before they are exonerated, and many have their reputations and lives destroyed.

    Source: “False rape accusations exist, and they are a serious problem.” By Cathy Young. Slate, September 2014.

    “Oftentimes, whenever police or prosecutors speak the truth about the rate of false rape accusations, Feminist and related interest groups demand that they undergo ‘sensitivity training.’ What this really means is that they must be intimidated, browbeaten, threatened, and coerced into apologizing for stating an inconvenient truth.”

    Source: “10 Reasons False Rape Accusations are Common.” By Jonathan Taylor. A Voice for Male Students, July 22, 2014.

  • Juggling For A Cure

    Accusing Dr. Cosby is a convenient way for people to promote themselves. We have not an ounce of proof of any wrongdoing, but are inundated with stories, hypotheses, and self-promotionals.

  • norah mackenzie

    well apparently the court of public opinion is more important than the actual legal framework of innocent vs guilty.chelsea h is just another self seeking ‘person’ who doesnt realise that her 15 mins have been up a long time ago

  • kelly hy

    She is trying to sell this magazine she is on. I read a comment elswhere that she has some other things in the works coming up so she’s causing buzz to her.
    But how do you expect to be taken seriously about this yet you standing up naked and exposing yourself all the time? You want people to respect your story while you dont respect yourself? Stupid

  • R Hugh Sirius

    Are you bragging or complaining?

  • kelly hy

    I am agreeing with you actually. No brag. I am talking about how Chelsea, i guess, wants this to be taken seriously and i am saying how can she think so? Plus i mentioned her upcoming things and this magazine that she mght be trying to bring some attention to herself to sell stuff.

  • MaryDtn9

    https://plus.google.com/103041359322144339544/posts/e5vBecfNDJw
    Facts: 35+ women accuse Bill Cosby of rape. 98% of victims tell the truth.
    95% of rape crimes are never reported because victims fear rapist reprisal.
    Cosby didn’t rape just once 30 years ago, Cosby has been raping for 50 years.
    Bill Cosby is no racist, he raped regardless of color. Cosby owns this!!
    Agree, share/check this link, Why, VICTIMS MATTER. It’s not complicated.
    https://plus.google.com/103041359322144339544/posts/e5vBecfNDJw

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