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David Letterman Comes Out of Retirement for a Donald Trump Top 10 List - Watch Now!

David Letterman Comes Out of Retirement for a Donald Trump Top 10 List - Watch Now!

David Letterman made a special guest appearance to roast Donald Trump at Martin Short and Steve Martin‘s A Very Stupid Conversation stage show on Friday (July 10) in San Antonio, Tex.

The 68-year-old retired talk show host did one of his famous top 10 lists to slam Donald, who has been riddled with controversy in the recent past.

“I retired and… I had no regrets. None. I was happy. I’ll make actual friends. I was complacent, I was satisfied, I was content. And then a couple of days ago, Donald Trump said he was running for president,” David told the crowd. “I have made the biggest mistake of my life, I tell you.”


David Letterman Comes Out of Retirement for a Donald Trump Top 10 List

Click inside to read David Letterman’s full Top 10 List about Donald Trump…

10. That thing on his head was the gopher in “Caddyshack.”

9. During sex, Donald Trump calls out his own name.

8. Donald Trump looks like the guy in the lifeboat with the women and children.

7. He wants to build a wall? How about building a wall around that thing on his head!

6. Trump walked away from a moderately successful television show for a delusional, bull… Oh, no, wait, that’s me.

5. Donald Trump weighs 240 pounds — 250 with cologne.

4. Trump would like all Americans to know that that thing on his head is free-range.

3. (tie) If President, instead of pardoning a turkey on Thanksgiving, he plans to evict a family on Thanksgiving. AND: That’s not a hairdo — it’s a wind advisory.

2. Donald Trump has pissed off so many Mexicans, he’s starring in a new movie entitled, “NO Amigos” (a reference to the 1986 comedy, “Three Amigos,” that starred Short and Martin).

1. Thanks to Donald Trump, the Republican mascot is also an ass.

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