Howard Stern Tells All About Jennifer Aniston's Wedding to Justin Theroux!
The 61-year-old radio host gave the inside scoop on his SiriusXM show on Monday (August 10).
Howard revealed that he was one of the only people that knew about the event being a wedding and not a birthday party because he was asked to give a speech.
“Evidently I’m in demand,” Howard said (via Us Weekly). “I’m very friendly with Justin. I like him very much. I like him, I really admire him. I even said in my speech to them that if one of my daughters brought home a guy like Justin, I’d be very pleased. Except for the s–tty tattoos. Cause he’s got some f–king weird ones. And except for the fact that I gave him a journal to draw in and he draws pictures of dead zombie babies with blood dripping out their head on every almost page. I said, those two things might disturb me. But aside from that…”
“Jimmy [Kimmel] was the preacher,” he told his audience. “He did a beautiful job. I didn’t think he’d get through it. Jimmy‘s still depressed about that lion getting killed over in Africa… Ellen [DeGeneres] was mad that I made fun of Jimmy for crying.”
Howard complained that he wasn’t allowed to bring a cell phone and he revealed the one person who was allowed to have a camera – photographer Terry Richardson.
“Why can’t I have my cell phone? I don’t want to take a picture of you two! I really don’t. I want my cell phone so after I make this speech I can call my car and get the f–k outta here!” he joked. “People were laughing at my misery.”
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“The irony is, I’ve been on vacation with those two, and they take pictures every f–king minute! They’re constantly shooting pictures. But if I take a picture, I’m committing a sin!” Howard continued. “This whole…It was always called a birthday party. Whenever you got an email, it was a birthday party. They’re so secretive that they even had the wedding on a Wednesday because nobody gets married on a Wednesday…Everything is always top secret. You go with these two, there’s photographers every minute. I’m sitting by a pool in Mexico and around where I sit is a sheet so photographers can’t get a picture. So I’ve never actually seen Mexico. The view I have is a sheet every year…When you go on vacation with people and aren’t allowed to leave the house, you really get to know people.”
“I talked about some personal stuff, too. I complimented Justin‘s mother on raising such a wonderful son,” he said. “I love him. I told Jennifer that she deserved a guy like this, because after all, she’s been very sweet and generous with us. But Justin and his body. His abs, his ass. Look at him. I’m giddy over him! Although Orlando Bloom blows him away.”
While Howard knew of Orlando, it seems he didn’t know it was him he was actually talking to at first when they were seated near each other at the wedding!
“So this really handsome guy is sitting next to me at the table. This f–king guy. He’s like better-looking than Johnny Depp, Brad Pitt, and Tom Cruise all rolled into one,” he said. “So I’m sitting and talking to this guy — interesting dude. We’re hitting it off and talking for a long time. I said, ‘What is your name?’ He says, ‘Orlando.’ He’s a nice guy. He’s so handsome. I said to him at one point, ‘This must be tough for you to be at this wedding. You haven’t gotten laid or gotten a blow job in a half an hour. You must be used to getting f–ked every 15 minutes.’ He said, ‘You know, you’re right.’ So I said to Whitney Cummings, ‘Would you take Orlando somewhere and blow him?’ And she said ‘Okay!’ And she lifted up her dress. It was very funny.”