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Amy Schumer Ties Anal Joke to 'Charlie & the Chocolate Factory'

Amy Schumer Ties Anal Joke to 'Charlie & the Chocolate Factory'

Amy Schumer walks the red carpet at the 2015 British Academy Britannia Awards held at the Beverly Hilton Hotel on Friday (October 30) in Beverly Hills, Calif.

The comedian was one of the evening’s honorees alongside Orlando Bloom, Meryl Streep, James Corden, Harrison Ford, and director Sam Mendes.

Other celebs in attendance included Robert Downey Jr., Bryan Cranston, Steve Carell, Annabelle Wallis, J.J. Abrams, and Mel B.

Amy was presented with the Charlie Chaplin Britannia Award for Excellence in Comedy. During the acceptance speech, she made a hilarious joke that started with her explaining how she thought the inspiration for the prize was Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

“I’ll never forget the first time I saw him just running around that chocolate factory. When he got that golden ticket, whose heart didn’t jump out of their chest?” Amy said (via USA Today). “Watching the movie inspired my boyfriend at the time to take a trip up my chocolate river.”

After Amy paused to let the crowd laugh, she added, “You guys don’t have anal over the pond?”

“Isn’t that amazing, though? We work so hard to look so pretty tonight. I got my nails done and hair and everything… we work hard to look so pretty for men, but you guys are disgusting,” Amy continued. “One of your biggest goals is to put your penises in our buttholes: The most sensitive part of yourself, into where we [poop]. And I’m like, ‘Should I get French tips?’ No one cares.”

FYI: Amy is wearing a Calvin Klein Collection dress. Orlando is wearing Burberry. James is wearing Burberry.

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  • Nerdville

    She is funny but sometimes she goes too far.

  • buttercream

    Disgusting trash.

  • buttercream

    Disgusting trash.

  • VanityInsecurity

    please Ive heard worse from male comedians ..

  • FerCat

    If you have a penis, you’ll understand.

  • FerCat

    If you have a penis, you’ll understand.

  • Ash

    She’s an overrated clown.

  • girl93

    Agreed. I used to like her, but now she is overrated and try so hard to be likeable the same as her friend J.law

  • girl93

    Agreed. I used to like her, but now she is overrated and try so hard to be likeable the same as her friend J.law

  • Wendy

    She’s right though lol

  • rimmshot

    Amy: Continue to be funny without being a low life.

  • https://twitter.com/thedreadofpenny Penny Dreadful

    She is revolting. WTF has happened to this country? People LIKE this??

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