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Reese Witherspoon Jokes About Celebrities From the South

Reese Witherspoon Jokes About Celebrities From the South

Reese Witherspoon holds onto a water bottle as she exits her car and heads into a building on Friday afternoon (March 4) in Beverly Hills, Calif.

The day before, the 39-year-old actress and designer was spotted looking pretty in a bright yellow dress while shopping in Brentwood.

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Reese
recently put out a video series with her clothing company Draper James, talking about life as a Southerner.

In her latest video, she hilariously lists all the celebrities she thinks are from the South…which includes South America’s Sofia Vergara and South Detroit’s Madonna.

Check out the entire video below…


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  • Dawne

    PR 101; hubby advises planting a cutsie pie thread once a week…………..Weave in? Check. Beeeg smile? Check……..Full beauty team prep? Check………..Touch on motherhood, charity and the South………..Check. .Spoon on back of tongue.

  • Sophie

    Did I miss it? Cause I didn’t hear her mention Sofia Vergara…?

  • Dirk_Reese-Fan

    Howdy Sunshine,
    makes me so happy to see you so happy on this video, Reese !
    ***
    And the most of the GREAT COUNTRY STARS come from the
    BEAUTIFUL SOUTH ! NASHVILLE-POWERRRRRRR, YUP !!!
    ***
    Reese, your latest 61 (if I counted right) Instagram-pics are all faantastic.
    Here some of my favorites:
    1. You in your Draper-James-Coat in front of that BIG GREEN LEAFS on
    “Loving the rain in my new Draper-James-Coat” ! Makes me remember the
    song “Here comes the rain again” of Eurythmics. (Kiss&Embrace !!)² !!!!
    2. You and your mom on “Good food and great advice … Love my momma”
    So right ! Betty is a faaaaaantastic mom !
    3. The quote of F. Scott Fitzgerald.
    At nearly anytime I could start all over together with you by PLAMVC
    (Pro-Love-Anti-Money-Vampirism-Contract), Reese !
    I am proud of my life. But with Love it would be so much BIGGER.
    Of course, Love is a BIGGER dimension than pride.
    4. You and Joaquhin as June and Johnny. Makes me feel identify with
    Johnny, yup !
    5. Equal means Equal – so right ! Equal pay, equal healthy and equal rights for women all over the globe ! (I said it one, now I say it twice !!)
    6. You and R2D2 ! Fantastic shot !
    7. All the cute animals on that 61 pics – The dog, the piggy and the little cats. Really, these cats resemble to you, Reese !
    What is the effect on looking on cats? I call it the CATRIFICATION.
    8. You and your pals in cabo. 8-Women-Power-At-Its-Best !!!!!!!
    9. You and Heather (?) on “twinning in draperjames with my BFF, cabo-style”. You both are looking G O R G E O U S !
    10. The flowers of “Pretty in pink”. That´s the color of my heart, that is
    beating for yours, Reese !
    11. You on “Cabo´s girls trip”. (Kiss-Kiss !!)² !!!!
    12. The snowday-pics in Nashville ! Snowday – Howdy yay !
    (Of course, I´m loving the heat of the south or the heat of LA
    much more than the winter)
    13. You and Dolly Parton on “Happiest Birthday to this gorgeous soul”.
    You must have had a lot of fun. Sooooo fiiiiiiiiine ! Country-Power, love it !
    13. “Happy Birthday to Bettymwhite – yup, she´s a golden girl !
    14. You on “No winter blues here!” I agree ! That wallpaper is really
    excellent ! And you´re looking so happy in front of it !
    15. You on “Whaaa!!! Thank you for your support, y´all!!!”
    Your happy face is sooo faaantastic ! Makes my heart jump like a frog !
    16. The quote “You can´t buy happiness, but you can buy ice cream”
    A really great wisdom. The most important things for the heart cannot be buyed: Love, justice, a smile. But the right food can help increasing the health and/or the mood. Thus, the ice cream is a lil´ component on the way to happiness, unless it´s not eaten too often eneough.
    ALL GOOD THINGS NEED THE RIGHT KIND OF RELATIVE-RARITY.
    That means, that a ´too rare´ is bad and a ´too often´ is bad too. Thus, it´s all about the right middle. And that is called the right kind of relative-rarity.
    (Example: If a wife kissed her hubby too often per day and this every day over a month, it would become boring)
    (Means, that a kind of yearning is also important to set the love to a higher lever – the yearning before the kiss is only there, if there are not to much kisses at every day.)
    17. You on a “lil´ bit tap dance” – Wonderful !
    18. The picture of the LA-palms in the sky ! I like palms !
    19. You and morryrstern at that Oscar-Sunday. Sunday – Funday !
    ***
    At sunday, the 21.02.2016, I had a lucid dream in the early morning:
    I saw you in the near of a swimming pool. Then you cam too me, we talked
    about something and then you gave me a big hug.
    That was a heavenly dream.
    ***
    1000-SUNS-POWER-FOREVERRRRRMyHeartWillBeatForYours, yup !
    Love you, honey-moon-leopard !!!
    ***

  • Esmeralda

    Reese, this southern thing is getting old. We get it. You’re from the south. You were still a privileged kid regardless.

  • Esmeralda

    Reese, this southern thing is getting old. We get it. You’re from the south. You were still a privileged kid regardless.

  • Puro Familia

    STFU fake cooze!

  • Puro Familia

    More like once a day! hahahaha

  • Puro Familia

    In past interviews, she hated they south and never wanted anything to do with it. It hasnt been until the last few years that she now claims it. Funny tho, she was only there like maybe 10 years. She was in Germany for like 4-5 years and then California like when she was 12-14 years old.

  • alex

    simply ridicolouss………..like always…….this woman is a fake…..

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  • SoCal Indi

    Why in the heck does anyone pay attention to this ugly chick inside and out?

  • Dirk_Reese-Fan

    Reese, your latest 4 Instagram-pics are magical !
    ***
    Yup, I like to dance a ChaCha with you,
    coz´ that photo of you in that m a g i c white dress
    with that rose is like “La vie en rose” for my heart !
    Makes me wanna´ (Kiss-Embrace !!)² !!!! on a magic boat ! And the ducks beside are giving an applause-concerto !
    ***
    Reese, my heart-energy for you is similar to the kind of energy of the song “I like” of Keri Hilson. That song makes my spirit wanna´ fly to yours.
    ***
    1000-SUNS-POWER-FOREVERRReeseIsLikeLaVieEnRoseForMyHeart !!!
    ***