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Kanye West Pens Ode to McDonald's in Frank Ocean's Magazine

Kanye West Pens Ode to McDonald's in Frank Ocean's Magazine

Kanye West expressed himself in a rather interesting way for Frank Ocean‘s Boys Don’t Cry magazine, which was released in conjunction with his new album Blonde.

The 38-year-old rapper wrote an ode called “The McDonald’s Man” in which he talks about French fries, apple pie, and cheeseburgers.

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The poem/rap was accompanied by photos of Kanye going through the drive-thru in his Lamborghini.

Check out his words, printed on the order screen, below!

Click inside to read Kanye West’s full “The McDonald’s Man” ode…

McDonalds man
McDonalds man
The French fries had a plan
The French fries had a plan
The salad bad and the ketchup made a band
Cus the French fries had a plan
The French fries had a plan

McDonalds man
McDonalds man
I know them French fries had a plan
I know them French fries had a plan
The cheeseburger and the shakes formed a band
To overthrow the French fries plan
I always knew them French fries was evil man
Smelling all good and shit
I don’t trust no food that smells that good man
I don’t trust it
I just can’t

McDonalds man
McDonalds man
McDonalds, damn
Them French fries look good tho
I knew the diet Coke was jealous of the fries
I knew the McNuggets was jealous of the fries
I could see it through his artificial meat eyes
And he only be there some of the time
Everyone was jealous of them French fries
Expect for that one special guy
That smooth apple pie

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  • John Dow

    Is he a mentally retarded?

  • Mark Jekabson

    Frank Ocean is poised to make headlines because he exists in a pop-music world that is currently facing a shortage of interesting performers. Is the fact that his first single “nikes’ is ‘bad’ enough to elevate it to the status of ‘art’. I hope so. I like Mr. Ocean when he isn’t trying too hard.

  • suzybel

    This is more Kanye’s speed!

  • Sprite

    Lobster Press Release
    Ours to Master – Faultless Democracy – Yoof rules OK?
    …M’cdonalds 10yr employment policy.
    And to Own “put your credit card through the fire hydrant so we can get water!”
    Who’s Community Cop?
    Nice Cop ↑
    - Tells tourists the time. Finds lost dogs etc.
    Not Nice Cop ↑
    - Experienced at leaping from vans with shield and truncheon. Avoid.
    Nasty Cop ↑
    - The expert. Skilled…
    and there was ‘Police Academy’ stunt shows at Movie World before changing to a different stunt team.