Charlie Sheen Reacts to Ex-Wife's Hospitalization with a Poem

Charlie Sheen‘s ex-wife Brooke Mueller was hospitalized after she was reported missing with their twin boys and now the actor is reacting to the ordeal with a poem.

The 51-year-old former Two and a Half Men actor released a statement in the form of a poem to People.

“In the face of a roughshod and polar moment of unsanctioned divide, sanity and certainty were restored with grace and resolve,” Charlie said.

“Immeasurable gratitude and love to a fellow yeoman of the apocalypse; sir Michael from that hamlet called Walters, need accept each and every Crimson palm-sting, as high fives rain upon his bitchen nobility, not just from this traveler, but from his safe and stable brood as well …,” he added.

Brooke‘s sons are doing “fine and with their nanny.”