Amy Schumer Reveals an X-Rated Part of Her Wedding Vows

Amy Schumer is opening up about her surprise wedding to chef Chris Fischer and what she said in her wedding vows!

The 36-year-old I Feel Pretty actress opened up on her pal Nikki Glaser‘s SiriusXM show.

“I’m a wife as hell. But it’s still like, a novelty,” Amy said about married life. “Somebody went to sit next to [Chris] and he’s like, ‘My wife is sitting here,’ and then I got back and he was excited to tell me that he said that. I just have been really overusing it to a degree that’s insane. Like, when it’s completely uncalled for.”

Amy revealed something X-rated that she said during her wedding vows.

“Mine sucked! I thought mine were good, I wrote mine in like, 20 minutes. I was crying when I wrote them, but his blew me out of the water so hard,” Amy said.

Nikki chimed in, “I remember a joke from yours. You go, ‘You make me laugh , you make me smile, you make me feel loved, you make me food.’”

Amy added, “In my vows I go, ‘But I promise I’ll keep going down on you, even though everyone tells me I won’t.’ And his were like, heckling me too. He was like, ‘The other day I lost a tennis match and you called me a f–king loser.’ It was all like, awful sh-t.”

“All his stories about me that were supposed to be endearing were about me screaming at him,” Amy continued. “I just annoy him all day. I’ll be like, ‘Do you want to play a game?’ and he’s like, ‘What?’ And I’m like, ‘Guess how many times I sneezed today?’ And like, that’ll be the game. And he’ll be like, ‘Three.’ And I’ll be like, ‘Don’t remember!’ And he’s like, ‘I’m spending my life with this worthless monster?’”

See more photos from the wedding in the gallery!