Dazzling in Dubai

Ashlee Simpson: The Boxer

• Ashlee Simpson dressed like a boxer on the set of her new music video, "Invisible."  You can watch the full music video below.
  

• Looks like Scarlett Johansson is totally getting a wedgie.
• Hurry, claim your free $500 gifts cards from: Kenneth Cole and Home Depot.  Or maybe a $250 Olive Garden Gift Card!!
• 90210's Brian Austin Green gets groped by girlfriend Megan Fox (NSFW).  Nastiness!
  
• More candid pictures of the shrinking Janet Jackson.
• I'm sure many of you will be thrilled to hear that the Aishwarya Rai rumors are not true.  She is, in fact, still alive.
• Faye Dunaway falls victim to Madamism (one too many face lifts).
• Paris Hilton shoots a music video of her own on the beach... wow, in a one-piece.
• Candid pictures of Jessica Simpson shopping at Kitson... without hairdresser Ken Paves.  Say what?
• Lost's Michelle Rodriguez starts jail time... then vows to leave the U.S. for good.  Makes sense.
• Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen will be launching, of all things, a nutrition TV show. Ummmmmm.......
  
• CNN's Anderson Cooper no longer watches My Super Sweet 16 (it has gone downhill this season) because he watches Tiara Girls!

  But you do have a lighter side as well. Like your affinity for My Super Sweet 16?  Oh, yeah. Totally. But now I've moved on to Tiara Girls. My god, they should all be lined up and shot. It's fantastic! And these parents... I don't know if you saw the promo, with the mother encouraging her daughter to get liposuction?! The girl's already getting collagen and the mother's like, "How about some liposuction." I'm also addicted to Idol.

Bollywood Never Looked So Good

Also on offer from the Indian camp is Jagmohan Mundhra’s Aishwarya Rai starrer, Provoked (also co-stars Lost's Naveen Andrews) based on the real-life story of a battered Indian woman who ended up killing her abusive husband in Britain a few years ago. Aishwarya, a Cannes regular by virtue of being one of the brand ambassadors of French cosmetics giant L’Oreal, has already registered her presence here. She sashayed up the red carpet in an off-the-shoulder gown, with Hollywood actress Andie MacDowell for company, on the opening night. She is scheduled to stay on for the special market screening festival of Provoked later in the festival.