Jessica Simpson in 2045

• Peep Out Jessica Simpson in the Year 2045
• Pick Up Your Free $250 Victoria's Secret Gift Card
• Donald Trump Fires The Apprentice's Carolyn Kepcher
• Lindsay Lohan Boyfriend Application
• John Travolta Caught Kissing Another Man
• Scarlett Johansson at Venice Film Festival
• Hilary Duff's 'With Love' Perfume Ad
• Jessica Simpson Admits to Lip Plumping (Restylane)
• Lance Armstrong is Working My Last Nerve
• Christina Milian Going Broke, Selling Clothes on eBay
• Justin Guarini: Top Requested Celebrity on E! Online

Surf's up, Gwynnie!

• Gwyneth Paltrow Takes Surfing Lessons
• Jesse McCartney says "Jennifer Lopez is Pregnant."
• Jennifer Lopez says "Jesse McCartney is a Liar."
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• Lindsay Lohan Gets Into Perfume Business
• David Hasselhoff vs. Regis Philbin Cat Fight
• Cindy Crawford Confesses She's Had Botox
• Lindsay Lohan Makes Harry Morton Smile
• Nicole Richie & Brody Jenner: It Must Be Love
• American Idol Tickets Sales Are Idle
• The full album has been leaked! Download Justin Timberlake's  "Futuresex/Lovesounds" Album

Kate Hudson: Pale Rider

• Effortlessly chic Kate Hudson takes the July 2006 cover of Vogue Magazine.  She poses with Owen Wilson in promotion of their upcoming film, You, Me, and Dupree, which opens July 14th.   Full Kate Hudson's Vogue photoshoot here. (Apologies, images removed!)
• UPDATE :: Aaron Spelling dies at 83, succubing to cancer in his Los Angeles home.  SOB!!!!!!!!! Spelling set a record of producing more than 3,000 TV shows. Who will make all of the trashly 90210, Sunset Beach, and Melrose Places for the next generation?????????  We are all screwed!!!!!!
  
• Reese Witherspoon's scary lawyer people are not only suing Star Magazine but they're also requiring me to publish this canned apology since Reese is not pregnant, so here goes:

  RETRACTION & APOLOGY: We previously re-published a story which had appeared in Star Magazine claiming that actress Reese Witherspoon is pregnant with her third child. We now know that this story is false and unfounded. We regret the error and apologize to Ms.Witherspoon for any distress that the publication of this story may have caused.

  This is the aforementioned "story" (already revised), published about a month ago.  The funny thing is that I don't even read Star Magazine.  Weird, huh?  In any event, SORRY REESE!! LOVE YA!!
  
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• Here are some more lovely pictures of Britney Spears with her jet-black hair dye job.
• Selma Blair files for divorce from husband Ahmet Zappa.
• Pictures of "Promiscuous Girl" Nelly Furtado performing at TRL.
• Kate Beckinsale reveals to Allure that she was anorexic: "I [wish] I had had a sensible magazine article to have read at the time from someone who was actually intelligent. I never really talked about that, actually. [But] when I was around 22 or 23, I decided I'd mention it because I decided I was one of the few people I knew who had that problem who didn't remain a freak about it."
• Keanu Reeves doesn't write emails... because he doesn't own a computer.  Can you really live without one these days?
  
• Katherine McPhee is Katie Holmes' doppelganger.
• Here are the scans I was unfortunately forced to take down: Britney Spears in OK! Magazine.

Britney's Black Hair Job

• Black wig?  Nope! Both Gawker and TMZ posted pictures of Britney Spears' new dye job...  black being her color of choice.  It's kinda hot!  Tiny toy Sean P. napped the shopping day away...
  
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• Mariah Carey doesn't have lazy eye, she's getting CRAZY EYE!
• Kevin Federline brags to TV outlets: "I just gave all my pennies to charity!"  Oh so sweet of the guy!
• Kate Bosworth looks regal (and super skinny) in white at the Superman Returns Hollywood premiere.  Very interesting ring on her left middle finger...
• Just in time to promote his new album "FutureSex / LoveSounds", Justin Timberlake has reportedly dumped longtime girlfriend Cameron Diaz.
• Nicole Kidman's pre-nup earns Keith Urban about $500K for every year he is with the actress.  Nicole included a "get out clause" that can be invoked if he uses illegal drugs or alcohol to excess.

Ashlee Simpson is a Hypocrite

• Ashlee Simpson in Marie Claire: "Everyone is made differently, and that's what makes us beautiful and unique. I want girls to look in the mirror and feel confident."
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• Brittany Murphy's got the milk, Hollywood Tuna's Got the Cookies
• Hilarious celebrity caricatures!  Tom Cruise, Sarah Jessica Parker, John Travolta...
• Is it over for Kate Beckinsale and Len Wiseman?  She moved out of her Los Angeles home and took her daughter with her.  Is divorce on the way?
  
• Denise Richards is full of crap.  Also not lookig so hot in a Pussycat Dolls outfit...
• Paris Hilton is single for the first time.  Pictures of her greeting fans outside the Late Show with David Letterman.
• Mandy Moore on the set of License to Wed in Los Angeles.
• Victoria Beckham takes baby Cruz (looking kinda albino, yikes!) out for a walk.

The McBoyfriend is McOld

(Right) Nick Covas accompanied Idol girlfriend Katharine McPhee
 for a walk through the rain this weekend.  Destination?
  The nail salon! Katharine received a mani-pedi at
Grand Soho Nails Too Inc (68 Greene Street).

Janet's Bodacious New Bod

• Janet Jackson flaunted her super fit body in Miami last night.  All I can say is DANGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!
  
• Jessica Simpson visiting cosmetic surgeon Dr. Arnie Klein for cosmetics surgery or psychiatric help?  Either way, it can't be good.
• Pick up a free sample of Proactiv and Jessica Simpson's CD.  It also worked for American Idol's Kelly Clarkson!
• Did you know that The Godfather of Soul (that would be James Brown) had permanently tattooed eyebrows?
• Anna Nicole Smith confirmed that she's pregnant via online video off her official website (where you can sign-up to pay to see her future video posts).
• Rosario Dawson brought in to teach a sex ed. class.
• Jamie Foxx gives us one more reason to think he's sleazy... daily sexercise.
• A bikini-clad Serena Williams hits the beaches of Miami with some buddies of hers.
• Courtney Cox looks ready for her return to the small screen.
• You foodies should get what you want at fine restaurants.
• Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie's reality series, The Simple Life, returns Sunday, 10PM ET on E! "I'm the nice one, she's the evil one," says Hilton of her co-star and former friend. "Some people change when they think they're a star or something and some people stay the same. I've always been the same and she's definitely not."
• InTouch is reporting that Lindsay Lohan's lawyers have sent a letter to Brandon Davis warning that the actress may sue him if he doesn' t make a $250,000 charitable donation and release a videotaped apology to TV.
  

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Dancing with the Devil

Taylor Hicks occasionally rips his own performances, especially his rendition of John Denver's "Take Me Home, Country Roads." "I saw that clip and thought to myself, 'Man you are flat all the way through that song." Though he admits that he sometimes spent Tuesday night after the show at Burger King voting for himself, he also cast a few for his competitors. "I'd vote on the performance as opposed to who I liked as an artist," he says. "I voted for Elliot, for Chris a couple of times, for Katharine. It was funny because we'd be in the apartment or somewhere and I'm like, 'I'm voting for you, you know.' And they're like, 'What?'"

Vintage Taylor Hicks

As the weeks passed until the May 24 American Idol finale, Taylor Hicks' gray-haired, dorky-dancing image became as much a part of his appeal as his fantastic, soul-shouting vocals.  However, his newfound fans might be surprised to learn that Hicks, 29, was a hunky, basketball-playing ladies' man at his Hoover, Ala., high school!

The CD cover for Taylor Hicks' "Do I Make You Proud"
and Taylor in his H.S. basketball uniform back in 1994.


Taylor Hicks performing on Regis & Kelly.

I Want a Little Salt 'n' Pepper

Press room pictures and free swag for all the American Idols!

The highlight of last night's season finale: Clay Aiken impersonator
Michael Sandecki "singing" a duet with Clay Aiken and then
Ryan Seacrest pulling Michael off centerstage. Video below!

Fear Factor :: Reality TV Stars

Team American Idol :: Carmen Rasmusen, Anthony Federov
Team Amazing Race :: Jonathan Baker, Victoria Fuller
Team Apprentice :: Tana Goertz, Craig William
Team Survivor :: Johnny "Fairplay" Dalton, Twila Tanner
Team Real World :: Mike "The Miz" Mizanin, Trishelle Cannatella

American Idol's Anthony Federov and Real World's Mike
"The Miz" Mizanin compete in one of the episode's
muddy challenges. MUD FIGHT!!!! Real World's
Trishelle Cannatella has... something in her ear?

Madonna Crucifies Herself

I Love Avril Lavigne and her Cannes

Jennifer Garner Almost Burns Her House Down

Carmen Electra Will Do Anything For Cash

The Beckhams at Diddy's Dinner

Nicole Richie Shops For Shoes At Barney's

• On her "Confessions" tour, Madonna dons a crown of thorns and suspends herself from a giant mirrored cross to deliver the ballad "Live to Tell."  Madonna, in S&M-styled riding gear and whip, also dances with four bare-breasted male dancers writhed around with ball gags in their mouths.  You can watch the whole concert practically on YouTube.  Watch a preview below (start at the 1:00 mark). Thanks, Frenchy! More pictures in the gallery.
• Heather Locklear pulled a prank on Denise Richards, who is dating Locklear' s estranged husband, Bon Jovi guitarist Richie Sambora.  Heather and a friend parked outside Richards' home and blasted Bon Jovi's "Livin' on a Prayer." Richards called their prank "very high school."
• Nicole Richie and Adam Goldstein broke up again last week because of Richie's weight issues.  Richie promised to improve her eating habits when the couple got back together but has made no improvement.
• The History Boys wins five Drama Desk awards in New York, including best play. The Drowsy Chaperone wins seven Drama Desks, including best musical. More NY Theater awards.
• Dlisted dishes the dirt on the American Idol finale --

  Carrie Underwear will perform some boring single of hers
  Clay Aiken will do a tribute to Liberace
  The band Live will perform with Chris Daughtry
  Katharine McPhee will perform with Meat Loaf
  Daniel Powter will sing that awful awful "Have a Bad Day" song
  Elliott Yamin will perform with Mary J. Blige
  Taylor Hicks will be crowned the winner

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American Idol 5 :: Top 2

This Ryan Seacrest and Zac Efron (High School Musical)
picture cracks me up!!!!!!  Ashley Tisdale pictued to right.

Jessica Alba Looks Stupid in Leggings

Jessica Alba Is Maxim's Second Sexiest

Apple MacBook Pro Laptop At No Cost.  Check It!

You'll Never Guess Who Colin Farrell Looks Like

Victoria's Secret Adriana Lima Causes Commotion

Jodie Foster is Gangster!

Is Jennifer Lopez Pregnant?  Some Seem To Think So!

This Paris Hilton Song By Mark Manne Sucks

Nicole Richie's M-Day Conveniently Caught On Camera

NBC Fall Season Announced!  Joey axed, Scrubs Renewed!

Katharine McPhee's Raw Rehearsal (Video)

Superman's Very First Cartoon (Video)

• Veronica Mars has been renewed for a third season!! A full 22 episodes! [does happy dance]
• Prison Break will begin filming the second season of on June 15 in the Dallas area. The first season was shot around Chicago.
• Justin Timberlake shot the cover art for his new album in front of Hollywood restaurant Memphis as an ode to his hometown.
• The Drowsy Chaperone scores 13 Tony nominations, including best musical.  Wow!  I thought it was good, I didn't know it was that good!  Very impressive.
• Survivor's 'Fat Naked Guy', aka Richard Hatch, is sentenced to 51 months in prison for tax evasion!  Aras, pay your taxes!!
• The O.C. taped several different endings in order to protect its season finale's storyline.  Mischa Barton gets killed off in one of them, of course.