Ben Stiller Suits Up Green

Tonight, I am presenting the award for excellence in visual effects.  Or should I say, thanks to the miracle of green screen technology, my disembodied head is.  Those of you in the audience, take a look at the monitors next to the stage and you'll see what over a billion viewers worldwide are ogling at right now.  Freaky, isn't it?  You might even say that since the early days of cinema, visual effects have come full [Turns around] circle.  This is blowing Spielberg's mind. [Spielberg shakes head no and mouths "No it's not"]  In a moment, even my head will disappear and for the first time in Oscar history, an Academy Award will be presented... by no one.  [Puts green mask over head] Don't worry, I'm still here.  [Moves to the left] Or am I here?  And the nominees are... [Makes envelope 'fly' around] Envelope, by the power of movie magic, open yourself.  And the Oscar goes to... King Kong.