Beyonce: Bigger and Badder

Christina's Dirrty Costume

• Christina Aguilera is Almost Naked Again
• Free Samples! Mr. Clean Extra Power Magic Erasers
• Jessica Simpson's Hotness Going Down The Toilet
• Heidi Klum Dons $2.8 Million Worth of Bling
• Kate Hudson & Chris Robinson Back Together?
• PETA Hunts Down Beyonce Yet Again
• Tom Cruise Gets New Job At Pizza Parlor
• Colin's Crazy is Restrained

Beyonce's B-Day on 'Ellen'

Can't Pass On Elisha Cuthbert

• Elisha Cuthbert just awesome in jeans.
• Winona Ryder demanded sex from Keanu Reeves nonstop. Errr.
• James Woods and Ashley Madison? No more! That sure was an odd couple.
• Jessica Biel has a HUUUUUGGGGEEEE butt. And I mean that in the most literal way possible.
• Ashton Kutcher is just enjoying married life to Demi Moore.
• Did Owen Wilson lead to Kate Hudson's breakup? Hmmmm...
• Beyonce should have named her new album something else. Yep, totally agree.
• Drew Barrymore feels odd that she's an adult. Oh yeah, and she wants to have children. Yikes! Not a good combo.
• Why does Cher insisnt on going out in public with a mask on???

Heidi's Very Sexy MakeUp

• Heidi Klum, Alessandra Ambrosio, and Karolina Kurkova promote Victoria's Secret new 'Very Sexy Makeup' line.
• Britney's sister, Jamie Lynn Spears looks to have a gunshot wound on her lip.  BANG, BANG.
• Tobey Maguire out in L.A. with about six months pregnant fiancee Jen Meyer.
  
• Mariah Carey Tries Too Hard To Look Good
• Lindsay Lohan's Record Label Drops Her
• 500 Free iTunes Downloads!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• Tom Cruise Loses $7.5 Million in One Day
• Beyonce Takes Arena Magazine By Storm
• ANTM's Eva Pigford Bares It All
• They Killed Kenny (Roger's Face)
• Pam & Kid Rock's Bling Bling Rings

Kate's Time to Tan

• Kate Moss works on her tan because according to Grazia magazine's source, "Kate knows she hasn’t been looking her best. A girl like her can get away with a few flaws because she is still head and shoulders above most other mortals. But she’s a supermodel so it’s her business to keep herself on top form."
  
• Summer shades!  Pick up your free pair of Dior sunglasses, Chanel sunglasses, or the Oakley THUMP MP3 sunglasses.
• A petition has been started by disgruntled Beyonce fans to have the musical diva reshoot her "Deja Vu" music video.  The editing "causes one to get dizzy and disoriented" and the dancing is "erratic, confusing and alarming."
• Tori Spelling spells out those pregnancy rumors
• Luke Wilson is a ladies man: "Date me for a year and a year and a half later you'll be married"
• Did Lindsay's Blackberry get hacked?  Lindsay Lohan vs. Paris Hilton: Fight! - That ***** Hacked My Blackberry
• Kristin Cavallari out and about with a friend in Malibu...
• If I had $30,000 to shell out, you can bet I wouldn't spend it for a date with Jessica Biel. Come on, get real.
  
• Britney Spears shares her deepest thoughts about... tigers on her official website:

  In some ways, people are a lot like animals...I'm mesmerized by tigers. Their eyes, their stripes, their constant quest for survival. They almost have a sense of mysteriousness about them. They pull you in and make it difficult to look away. They make you wonder what is behind their gaze. A sense of eerie awe comes over you in their presence. The fear they give you when you pass them is stunning. Behold the beauty of the tiger."

• A Leslie Bibb Picture Moment
• Renee Zellweger is rumored to be "quietly seeing" ex-husband Kenny Chesney again.

Beyonce's Beehive

• Beyonce's "B'day" album cover has been released.  "B'day" will drop on her 25th birthday, Sept. 4.
  
• Free Samples!!!!  Mr. Clean Extra Power Magic Erasers, Bounty Paper Towels, and Pantene Pro V Restore.
• Stick at fork in them!  Carmen Electra and Dave Navarro have announced through Electra's publicist that they are "amicably separating." Brit Reece would not elaborate on the reasons behind the split. The couple documented their 2003 wedding on MTV's "`Til Death Do Us Part: Carmen & Dave." According to the Daily News, an insider claims Navarro has been dating socialite Sarah Howard for eight months.
  
• Paris Hilton's got the Bigfoot look down pat... But that's okay, she's the hardest working socialite in the world!
• Jeri Ryan (Star Trek: Voyager, The O.C.) recently got engaged to French chef Christopher Eme.
• Supermodel Marisa Miller walks the runway.
• Check out Part I of the celebrity pictures update:

Adrien Brody's Manolete photoshoot from Vogue Spain.

Matthew McConaughey goes surfing in Malibu on Friday.

Christina Aguilera exits Paris hotel yesterday morning.

Famke Janssen walking dog in NYC yesterday afternoon.

Kate Hudson The Late Show with David Letterman.

Liv Tyler takes son Milo out for NYC walk on Sunday.

Beyonce Being Beautiful

Jessica Simpson in a Bikini

• Jessica Simpson was seen in a bikini on her birthday this past week!
• Paris Hilton is going to try to stop having sex...FOR ONE WHOLE YEAR. Good luck to her, eh?
• Beyonce says the big fitness trick is cereal. Eat enough of it and you may just get sick.
• There's a town in New Jersey that's full of Confederate Flags. Where's the real appeal here?
• Christina Aguilera looks a bit too normal for Hollywood. Yikes!
• Granny panties on Lindsay Lohan on set of Georgia Rule.
• We might have seen Suri after all! That is, if she is the Starbucks cup that we see Katie Holmes clutching oh so tightly lately!
• In a head-to-head run, Pirates of the Caribbean is beating Superman Returns with no mercy. Sigh...

All Eyes on Kristin!

• Be sure to catch the pilot episode of The Office (US) on NBC this Thursday night!
• Avril Lavigne is a Ford model! And a short one at that!
• Spiderman 3 is filming in NYC. You may think you see Tobey Maguire, but that's his stunt double!
• Oh my gosh! Eva Longoria is hideous without makeup. That nose of hers looks so different too!
• It's Puff, brother! P. Diddy changes his name yet again! I can't keep up.
• Is it Rihanna or Beyoncé? I guess only Jay-Z knows the answer to this one.
• Jackie Chan gets drunk and wants to sing sing sing!
• Jessica Simpson will co-host Teen Choice Awards. With who, nobody knows yet.
• Ehhh, Keira Knightley likes to get her feet dirty.

Famke Janssen's Treatment

• Famke Janssen out and about channeling Mireille.  Her upcoming film The Treatment received the NY Narrative Award at the Tribeca Film Festival but has not been stamped with a release date yet.
• Girls always need free samples for their legs... Try the new Free Gillette Venus Vibrance Razor,  Free Mach3 Power Razor, or Free Venus Divince Razor.
• Jessica Simpson's Sexy Bruised Leg
• Free Winona's Tresses!
• Ashlee Simpson is the new face (and body) of the new Victoria's Secret line called "Pink."
• Rumor Mill: Pink is pregnant!
• From Jack Black to Tom Hanks: Bad Hollywood Hair
• Girl, Elijah Wood Works It
• Courtney Love and daughter Frances Bean at Greystone Park in Beverly Hills with their two dogs.
• Don't Hit Halle Berry

Beyonce Gives BET 'Deja Vu'

2006 BET Award Winners

• Video of the year: (tie) Mary J. Blige, Be Without You; Kanye West featuring Jamie Foxx, Gold Digger
• Viewer's choice: Chris Brown
• Male hip-hop artist: T.I.
• Female hip-hop artist: Missy Elliott
• Male R&B artist: Prince
• Female R&B artist: Mary J. Blige
• New artist: Chris Brown
• Collaboration: Kanye West featuring Jamie Foxx, Gold Digger
• Group: Black Eyed Peas
• Actor: Terrence Howard
• Actress: Taraji P. Henson
  

Selma Blair + Diddy?!

• Sean 'Diddy' Combs hangs out with Selma Blair on the beach.  Um, ew?  Thankfully, Diddy's girl Kim Porter was on hand.
• Claim your free $500 Starbucks Giftcard, $250 JCPenney Gift Card, or $250 eBay Gift Certificate.
• Keira Knightley on the beach with boyfriend Rupert Friend.  She should really learn not to wear white on the beach.
• Hilary Duff loves her ghetto boyfriend Joel Madden: "He doesn't socialize. He's very real, like, he's from a pretty ghetto place in Maryland. . . . I like that."
• We haven't seen pictures of Suri Cruise yet because Tom Cruise hasn't been offered the right price for them yet.  Just $3 million has reportedly been offered.
• Orlando Bloom, Johnny Depp, and Keira Knightly at the Pirates of the Caribbean :: Dead Man's Chest premiere.

Jennifer Lopez's Bikini Blast

• I guess we can call off the baby bump watch now.  Jennifer Lopez definitely doesn't look pregnant in this bikini she's wearing...
• Free household products!!  Pick up a Swiffer Sweeper, Dyson Vacuum Cleaner, and Tide Detergent!
• Now it's sister's time!  Jessica Simpson's nose job.
• Brandon Davis wearing a TEAM FIRE CROTCH t-shirt.  Classy.
  
• Natalie Portman and Gael Garcia Bernal Back Together?
• Be sure to check out CNN's Anderson Cooper 360° on Tuesday for Angelina Jolie's interview. It should be absolutely fantastic hearing both of them giggle at the same time.  Giggle heaven.
  
• Sounds like Cameron Diaz will be getting a nose job of her own...
• Beyoncé gets confronted by two PETA members at NYC's Nobu restaurant for her usage of fur in her clothing line, House of Dereon..  How embarrassing!
  
• Check out the pictures of the youngest Hanson brother's wedding photos -- Zac Hanson.

Beyoncé Swears It's Déjà Vu