Justin Bieber‘s Comedy Central roast aired last night (March 30) and some of the jokes were very funny!
The 21-year-old entertainer seemed to take it all in stride too. We collected some of the funniest and meanest jokes from the night.
Jeff Ross: “Selena Gomez wanted to be here, but she’s dating men now.”
Will Ferrell (dressed as Ron Burgundy): “He’s a man. A full-grown man who works and loves and makes things with his hands. A man who sings songs for 9-year-olds and cuts his hair like a gay figure skater.”
Will Ferrell: “This kid has spunk, moxie, and a few other STDs.”
Hannibal Buress: “They say that you roast the ones you love, but I don’t like you at all, man. I’m just here because it’s a real good opportunity for me.”
Shaquille O’Neal: “Justin, as a father of six you have to straighten up, son. Last year, you were ranked the fifth most hated person of all time. Kim Jong-Un didn’t rank that low. And he uses your music to torture people.”
Snoop Dogg: “You bought a monkey! I mean, that monkey was more embarrassed than the one that started the AIDS epidemic.”
Ludacris: “Justin Bieber wants to be black so bad, he’s actually seen Kevin Hart’s movies in theaters.”
Pete Davidson: “I lost my dad in 9/11 and I’ve always regretted growing up without a dad. Until I met your dad, Justin.”
Natasha Leggero on Kevin Hart: “Kevin’s gonna be on the next season of Game of Thrones. He’s playing Peter Dinklage’s shadow”
Kevin Hart: “Justin has fans in middle school or staying 500 feet away from one.”
Justin on his roast: “What do you get when you give a teenager $200 million? A bunch of has-beens calling you a lesbian for two hours.”