The 40-year-old actor took to his Instagram to sarcastically respond to a magazine cover that featured Kate and Brad that read “Brad Moves In!”
“Yeah and it’s been hell!! He’s messy as s**t! He drinks out of the f**king carton and leaves the door open when he’s taking a dump!! And this is when he’s at MY house!!! He’s already calling me brother and has driven a wedge between myself and my real brother Wyatt who now won’t speak to me,” Oliver joked.
He continued, “he insists my kids call him uncle B and lost my youngest at the Santa Monica pier for 2 days.. thank god for amber alert.. my mom’s overtly flirting with him! Shes wearing these little nighties around the house now?! But ALL DAY!! Like at 3pm!”
Check out his entire message in the post below…