MTV’s Remote Control Blog has a fun letter written to Whitney Port, with regards to last night’s premiere episode of The Hills.
Will you be my Mommy? Seriously. You totally saved the day when Lauren burned her ball gown with the curling iron. You’re always so composed, even when you’re tripping down the stairs on Live TV. And screw that sucker in the bow tie for giving you the cold stare after telling him you want to be a stylist. Reach for the stars, Whit. Spread your wings.
P.S. I don’t care what the New York Times says, you’re definitely not a “Shakespearean mute.”
We’re looking at you, Teen Vogue contributor Kimball Hastings!