The sketch began with Amy happening upon Julia, Tina, and Patricia having a glorious picnic in the park.
“Is it someone’s birthday?” Amy asked, to which Patricia responded, “It’s the opposite. We’re celebrating Julia‘s last f–kable day.”
“In every actress’ life, the media decides when you finally reach the point when you’re not believably f–kable anymore,” Julia explained. Tina added,”Nobody really overtly tells you…but there are signs. You know how Sally Field was Tom Hanks‘ love interest in Punchline and then 20 minutes later she was his mom in Forrest Gump?”
“No one was more surprised than me that they let me stay f–kable throughout my forties, and the fact that it continued into my fifties, it was just like, ‘Thanks, but…’ I thought that Us Weekly had made some kind of clerical error or something,” Julia added.