Jordan: Maternity Wear Gone Wild!

No really, are these people for real? Who simultaneously goes children’s clothing shopping and grabs each other’s bottoms?!

The classiest couple Europe has to offer, that’s who!

Katie Price, aka Jordan, and hubby Peter Andre pull double duty on Friday having lunch and filming a television segment for their E! reality TV series.

They dined at at Mel’s Diner in Los Angeles and shopped up a storm at Just Cavalli, Dolce & Gabbana, and Sunset Kids.

Jordan and Peter arrived in Los Angeles on Thursday.