Charles Barkley: DUI Caused By Oral Sex?

Charles Barkley was popped for DUI early Wednesday morning in Arizona.

According to TMZ, he told cops he ran a stop sign because he was in a hurry to get some oral sex.

The officer, who wrote the report said, “He told me that he ran the stop sign because he was in a hurry to pick up the girl I saw get in the passenger seat. He asked me to admit that she was ‘hot.’ He asked me, ‘You want the truth?’ When I told him I did he said, ‘I was gonna drive around the corner and get a b–w job. He then explained that she had given him a ‘b–w job’ one week earlier and said it was the best one he had ever had in his life.”

See Charles Barkley‘s mug shot here!

The report says when Barkley was taken to the station, he told one of the employees, “I’ll tattoo my name on your ass” if he helped “get him out of the DUI.” According to the report, “He laughed and then quickly corrected himself and said, ‘I’ll tattoo your name on my ass’ and then laughed again.”