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Kate Upton Teaches TMZ a Lesson!

Kate Upton Teaches TMZ a Lesson!
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8 Comments

# 1

She’s like the model version of Kim Kardashian. blew up from a viral video,does things for publicity etc..

# 2

she famous because she’s 20 and her boobs are big?

# 3
DillonSocorro @ 06/21/2012 at 11:36 am

what Joanne answered I’m startled that you can make $8304 in a few weeks on the computer. have you seen this web link(Click on menu Home more information) http://goo.gl/2NbKm

# 4

so her biggest contacts are Terry Richardson and TMZ? lol she is pathetic.

# 5

Have to agree with Lauren, lol. It’s sad what makes you famous these days.

# 6

Go Kate! You’re doing great!

# 7
George Clooney is SCUM @ 06/26/2012 at 10:30 am

WHAT THE PR NETWORK WHO RUN clooneysopenhouse.com DO NOT WANT THE PUBLIC TO KNOW:
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THEY BELIEVE CLOONEY WILL CONTINUE THE BOGUS PUBLICITY ARRANGEMENTS WHICH KEEPS THIS PR NETWORK EMPLOYED. So they can spin baloney in gossip magazines and tabloids.
Like the Daily Mail (Fail) – KatieDot.’s preferred newspaper for gossip story features. Why, she even does all the comments there with her gnome team…
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* Keibler was suggested as the next publicity arrangement by Rande Gerbil & Kid Rock at least 6 months prior to the break-up with Canalis.
Clooney was advised that the 2 year stint was running its course and then pressure would amount from the general public about where the “relationship” would lead. Public interest was waning due to over-familiarity.
And above all, the theme of “is she the One who will entrap him?” that the PR network [led by the old bag bi*tch gnomes (as Clooney calls them) which includes gastric-banded, cross-eyed Kirstie Alley] needed a new substitute. A new contract girlfriend. A new face (albeit a potato bland one). The less attractive the better. Easily dispensable.

* Clooney seemed to want out but was trapped between a rock and a hard place. Not because there’s someone special in his life. Much to KatieDot/ Joanna’s innuendo that he’s bi-sexual with a penchant for handsome gay Italian plumbers OR his GAY CUBAN HAIRSTYLIST wannabe clone, the cheesy-smiled WALDO SANCHEZ… No, but because Clooney’s conscience stirred a tad that he’s sick of the hoooker/ fame-ho’s leeching off him. His only excuse is that he’s profiting from it. That’s all…. So he allowed it.
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# 103 George Clooney is SCUM @ 06/26/2012 at 10:18 am
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* One of the gnomes ( another literary failed contributor on that site named Joanie Johnson Dingess Dingbat)stated that Clooney was helping out Stacy Keibler as a favor to his friends. Linda Stevens another gnome claimed similar facts: he wants to live with integrity and is SICK OF THE LIES. Courtney Rubin told me he will never get out of it as long as his management can coerce him.
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* Then they guaranteed him that with the added exposure for the Oscar-campaign, he would most CERTAINLY WIN… Sourpuss lost. 800 AMPAS members are not fools. Staunchly conservative artistic males mainly comprise of the committee and they cannot be bribed like HFPA.
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* Once he FAILED EPICALLY TO WIN THE BEST ACTOR AWARD (he’s still plagued by only having won Best Supporting for gaining weight…… The gnomes on the PR network told George AGAIN that it would be TOO SOON to dump Stacy Keibler. He complied though avoided her, fleeing to Gay Boy Waldo’s solace… Then they tell him it’s summer – gossip magazine haven… His Nespresso & Omega & Mercedes contracts may suffer if he’s not getting maximum exposure. The alcoholic complies…..
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* Stacy Keibler had the carrot dangled for months. She was advised to temporarily break-up with her moocher boyfriend Greg Stults months in advance for the CHANCE OF A LIFETIME PUBLICITY STUNT WITH CLOONEY THE VILLAGE IDIOT… For a career boost, she thought.

* They met at China Tang on July 28th, 2011 in London to discuss the prospect of green-lighting the fake arrangement.
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* Clooney told her to be on stand-by for the correct timing. His words: “we’ll be a great team, you and I. Eli couldn’t communicate in English & it was a cultural differences too…You just do as instructed.”

* Behind her back, he’d complain she’s TOO MENACING HUGE, TACKY, LOW CLASS, FAT, WIDE HIPPED AND A POTATO HEAD. He made collages out of her face and stuck them on Godzilla’s body as a joke. And calls her The Giant Rodent & Kyborg often…
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* Never sleeps with her. Not his type. Though he did sleep with Canalis for a while when he was drunk & took coke. Told her he’s bisexual and therefore, would run to Waldo. Or that he was injured since Syriana….
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* So, September 2011, they approve of the publicity arrangement. The alcoholic starts losing his mind drinking more & more. Hates the situation. Loathes Stacy Keibler the hoooker (as he always refers to her).
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* Oct 2011, – the Paris titty-tape fiasco. By London, she’s grounded for the IOM premiere as a “lesson.” Control freak said Harvey Weinstein insisted. They stay at the Corinthia hotel on the 6th floor in a separate bedroom double suite. He avoids her like the bubonic plague hanging out downstairs at the bar all night, drinking & smoking…
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* Dodges her for months unless there’s visits to Cabo like Nov 5th, to promote Rande Gerbil’s Mexican *cough* tourism property interests (and Clooney’s no doubt). Or red-carpet premieres, like The Descendants on Nov 17th, in LA… She all along, living in West Hollywood and only meeting up for photo-ops.
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* Then there’s Palm Springs, Golden Globes, Academy Awards. One disaster after another. Humiliation by the press & media. The commedia dell’arte that is George Clooney.

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George Clooney is SCUM @ 06/26/2012 at 10:32 am


* Another incentive for him to do the Keibler fiasco (as much as he treats her as one of the boys cause she’s bigger than most of them) is his contempt for Elisabrutta Canalis (the Horse, as he calls her or Stevie as in Steven Tyler). This one of course, was introduced to him by Manuele Malenotti after George told him he needed to do a publicity arrangement with an Italian, at his management’s suggestion. A cocaine addicted 1K Euro per night hoooker was her game back then in Milanese nightclubs….when & if she could get it.
Clooney & co analyzed her “work” and decided to green light that public deception. The ugly & more defective the hoooker, the more dispensable…in his mind.

* There is no definitive expiration date on the hoooker contract arrangements. They’re just offered extensions.

Such is the pathetic life of George Clooney. Sad individual. No wonder the most frequent return on a Google search is “Gay.” LIES… LIES… and more PATHETIC LIES….
NO WONDER HE’S AN ALCOHOLIC

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