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Paris Hilton: Beam Me Up!

Paris Hilton: Beam Me Up!

Paris Hilton beams herself up wearing a revealing black bikini and shades during a futuristic photo shoot at the Oceana Santa Monica hotel on Thursday (April 2) in Santa Monica, Calif.

The 28-year-old hotel heiress and boyfriend, Doug Reinhardt, have been quite the pair, popping up all over town, holding hands and smooching!

In family-related news, baby brother, Barron, is breaking into the music industry.

10+ pictures inside of Paris Hilton beaming up…

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Photos: WENN
Posted to: Bikini, Paris Hilton

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  • Carrie

    what the fuck is that?!?! I hate you Lady CaCa. Only you could make Paris Hilton even uglier.

  • Domino

    what Carrie said. >.<

  • rooolah

    retro much ?

  • rooolah

    retro much ?

  • t

    she looks cool, when is she having another album

  • norda

    I love paris cause she constantly gives me LOL…

  • mju8

    with those shades covering up her wonky eye and most of her hook nose, she actually looks decent

  • nora

    I just barfed up my dinner…this is a waste of film.



  • kathy

    LOL @ # funny!

  • myobservation

    How do you say gross in piglatin? She is so full of herself how could she have any room for anyone else?. No matter what guy she snags, he’ll be out as quick as he was in…life with Paris is only about Paris, nothing else. Her parents raised a monster, and sadly they seems so proud!

  • gejwin

    ewww…just ewww

  • Gino

    Quit stealing Lady Gagas style! bytch!

  • Derek

    She looks like a robot, I always wanted to have sex with a robot, i’d like to have sex with her, I can imagine it now

  • jane


  • ayj6m6l

    #6 norda
    too funny. lmao. I do agree with u ! :)
    she’s jus ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

  • salad

    wow god must be drunk when he decided he wants to put her on earth…

  • http://justjared shania

    Thought i was looking at lady gaga for a minute.

  • ryan


  • sassyqarla

    Weird, but cute…

  • Megan fox rocks

    she looks cool , go for this look paris

  • Bubbaness

    Haha. Hahahahahaha. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!


  • slambang

    Why is this waste of oxygen still getting work?? She is utterly useless, untalented and ugly too.

  • Chaucee

    Someone actually still hires Paris??

  • Mousse

    she’s really playing “dress-up” and living her own fantasy show. I’d like to test her to find out her real emotional age. I think it doesn’t score above 12 years old haha…

  • bintk

    The glasses are very outer-space.

  • st dee

    Beam her up, Jared. Make sure that the transporter is broken so there will be no possibility to reach the destination or back to the mother ship.

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  • Foxy

    Is that pratical swim attire or is she on some sort of photo shoot? And if she is WHY !!. The whole get-up is very trannyish, and she looks like a tranny. I don’t see the big deal about her…flat a$$, flat chested, big feet, bird peak nose, and woonky eye…dam n why is this girl even relevant, but I understand that middle America finds this beautiful, but when a girl with some meat and curves is in the mags everyone screams FAT.

  • pollyanna

    Paris has some disproprtionatly large feet. What size is she 12? Her feet are always looking HUGE. Are we shure he’s a she?

    #24 Paris hires herself. Jajajajajaja …

  • Cathey

    You would think with all that money. She could buy a clue!!

  • Parasite Hellton

    I can’t believe she is still alive with all the STDs she has!! She looks like a very very sick tranvestite!

  • Nadia

    lady gaga wannabe?

  • Anya

    At least the shades hides her jacked up eye. Can’t believe this woman gets any kind of coverage with that awkward body, big feet, and droopy eye.

  • lakers fan in boston

    i cant believe i use 2 like this chick
    i never noticed what an attention whore she is and how nasty she is
    everything i see her pics i naturally think of STDs
    i wont even comment on the outfit, im pretty sure u can tell of what ill say

  • Complaint_depot


  • Dagon

    she’s totally ridiculous, In fact she’s more & more ridiculous…she should use her father’s money to buy a brain instead of cars she’s not even able to drive or ugly expensive clothes…

  • Michelle

    Wannabe Lady Gaga. Develop your own style, stupid whore.

  • MMA

    WTF kinda sunglasses are those?


    Es paris… la adoroooo! es perfectaa.. mueranse todos los que habla mal de ella.. ella es unicaa!

  • i hate vain sluts

    ……..seriozly i dont know why the media bother with this brainless **tch