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Jessica Alba Vandalizes For Sharks

Jessica Alba Vandalizes For Sharks
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  • alba

    dumb bitch

  • sam b

    What was the point of putting shark posters in Oklahoma? There obviously aren’t any sharks there

  • NativeNYker

    - Jessica: “I got involved in something I should have had no part of. I realize that I should have used better judgment and I regret not thinking things through before I made spontaneous and ill-advised decision to let myself get involved with the people behind this campaign. I sincerely apologize to the citizens of Oklahoma City and to the United Way for my involvement in this incident.”

    Dn: Great! Jessica finally shows some initiative, charisma, and some personality. Even staved off the voices screaming at her, “don’t smile, it causes wrinkles!” And what happens? She walks right into a clûs†€® ƒû©k!

    Next time, put on a bikini (white one), get on all fours, ass in the air, you know the pose cold, Jess. Stick a pair of shark jaws on your ass, and make that “OMG” mouth, hand near you chin, doe-eyed face that makes everyone go stupid for a minute. Strike the pose! Don’t talk! Stand a sign next to you explaining what you’re doing and why, but, please, get someone else to write it.

    Don’t worry about this episode. You’re a POA. This will blow over the next time you’re photographed frolicking on the beach. If that’s not soon enough, take yourself to buy a pop sickle. Make sure the paps are at the ready. While you quench your thirst, taking long draws off your bomb pop with your stamp licker, make sure to dribble some juice on your exposed cleavage. Then use your finger to wipe it off, now lick your finger. This will make it all go away, fast!

  • remember da truth

    Does anyone really care what Jessica Alba does? We all know she has no talent, no brains, so who cares?

    Kelly Ripa is so toned, she looks fabulous. How she does it I don’t know — she’s a hard-working mother with a long-term marriage and still looks great. Most women her age with three kids have let themselves go, especially if they also have a job. She is so sweet and down to earth, too.

  • ck

    Jessica is a very pretty girl, but doesn’t have a brain cell in that gorgeous head.

  • Noticias de famosos

    Jessica Alba is Pretty, very good actress.

  • mertz

    jessica alba just keeps proving how much of an irresponsible dumb chica she is. i can’t believe her.

  • Peter


  • http://vvb mica

    yessica alba te amo hermosa

    sos la persona mas bella

    nunca vi una chica tan bella como vos

    jessica te amo

    mi amor




  • suppress your appetite

    She is pretty