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Justin Theroux's Motorcycle Vandalized With Bologna

Justin Theroux's Motorcycle Vandalized With Bologna

Justin Theroux goes for a ride on his motorcycle on Friday (September 30) in NYC.

The 40-year-old actor and director enjoyed a dinner date with girlfriend Jennifer Aniston the night before.

Justin‘s BMW motorcycle was recently vandalized while it was parked outside of Jen‘s apartment.

“A neighbor walking a dog early in the morning spotted up to 25 slices of ‘what clearly was bologna’ stuck to the seat, the wheels, handlebars, muffler and engine at about 8 a.m. yesterday morning. But shortly after, the bike was cleaned off,” the New York Post reports.

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# 2
In a world so cold... @ 09/30/2011 at 5:29 pm

That’s cold. I mean who would do such a thing. There are starving homeless people around the area, come on now.

# 3

the neighbor who called page six is the neighbor that put the bologna on the bike. thats if any such thing happened cuz i am shocked there is not even 1 pic of the incident. something smells fishy lol

# 4

Priceless. Bologna on this tiny man’s motorcycle is apropo.

# 5

This guy is an idiot dating a total tool…

# 6

You date a fame wh@re there is going to be da backlash

# 7

Haidi in action !!!!!!!!!!
bwhahahaha
We want Jennifer and Haidi fight in the dirt
bwhahahaha

# 8

This guy looks so ridiculous with this helmet on!

And the outfits… It’s still hot in New York and he’s dressed in head to toe black layers?

And why the hell is he always wearing large sets of keys hanging off of his pants? Is he the janitor?

# 9

So the Junkie has more in common with Jolei…Fantasizing about Jolie’s lips but had to settle for Jen…as if her ego hasn’t taken enough blows

The tiny man’s eyebrows are mesmerizing.

@sue
That was funny.. Is he the janitor?

Guess the ex girlfriend still may have some issues to work through. 14 years was an awfully long time. Could it possibly be? How delicious!

Reps call bs on story, as I kinda believe as paps are camped out there 24/7. One of them would have snapped a pic.

delinquent @ 09/30/2011 at 6:21 pm

more likely than not he may have parked in someone’s usual spot or he was double parked. i don’t think people who know this couple are the only ones they annoy. neighbors would most likely be irritated every time they call the paps over.
you know, paps don’t exactly park themselves outside her apt. since their pictures aren’t worth much. they are called and given a time frame of when this pair of uglies will show themselves, “between 5 – 6 pm” for instance. i’m sure occupants of that building already hate them.

JustinIsHot @ 09/30/2011 at 6:21 pm

Rock on Justin & Jen…

Some ppl take the brangelina v justin n jen to far u ppl need to get some lives ishh its like u r living their lives with r u related to them ave u ever had a convo with these ppl exactly none of above so instead of picking sides and battling it out some of u dnt even defend ur own reletives and friends the way u go on about these celebs

THe Bologna story is fake to distract from the Keith Middlebrook story about Junkie boy having hot for Jolie before meeting Jen.

THe Bologna story is fake to distract from the Keith Middlebrook story about Junkie boy having hots for Jolie before meeting Jen.

THe Bologna story is fake to distract from the Keith Middlebrook story about Junkie boy having hots for Jolie before meeting Jen.

THe Bologna story is fake to distract from the Keith Middlebrook story about Junkie boy having hots for Jolie before meeting Jen.

Media Wh@re MANiston @ 09/30/2011 at 6:29 pm

Since she is a sugar mama she could at least rent a parking space in a near by garrage or next to her apartment for him to park his bike.

Anyway, this incident is too funny. Love it. Couldn’t happen to a better famewh@re.

hotter than brad shi*tt

Twenty five pieces of baloney
Meat with a memo
For this uptown phoney

Tagged as a fraud, what a blow
While feeling up Jen
Like a pint size romeo

Without cred or even class
You’re a tinker boy-toy
Not Mr. Bada*ss

Tv Stars you demean
No you’re slumming
With Rachel Green

Go with the wind, is your decree
A hound dog forever
Without an ounce of credibility

Now, You’re Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde
Packing Oscar Mayer
All over your ride

Media Wh@re MANiston @ 09/30/2011 at 6:39 pm

Jennipoo @ 09/30/2011 at 6:34 pm

Love all your poem on MANiston & midget. Keep on coming.

they’re just telling us he’s full of sh*t… uh i mean bolonieeeee! lol

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