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Justin Theroux's Motorcycle Vandalized With Bologna

Justin Theroux's Motorcycle Vandalized With Bologna

Justin Theroux goes for a ride on his motorcycle on Friday (September 30) in NYC.

The 40-year-old actor and director enjoyed a dinner date with girlfriend Jennifer Aniston the night before.

Justin‘s BMW motorcycle was recently vandalized while it was parked outside of Jen‘s apartment.

“A neighbor walking a dog early in the morning spotted up to 25 slices of ‘what clearly was bologna’ stuck to the seat, the wheels, handlebars, muffler and engine at about 8 a.m. yesterday morning. But shortly after, the bike was cleaned off,” the New York Post reports.

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  • sweetness

    lol.

  • In a world so cold…

    That’s cold. I mean who would do such a thing. There are starving homeless people around the area, come on now.

  • fishy

    the neighbor who called page six is the neighbor that put the bologna on the bike. thats if any such thing happened cuz i am shocked there is not even 1 pic of the incident. something smells fishy lol

  • sullivan

    Priceless. Bologna on this tiny man’s motorcycle is apropo.

  • Jill

    This guy is an idiot dating a total tool…

  • Kelly

    You date a fame wh@re there is going to be da backlash

  • bwhahaha

    Haidi in action !!!!!!!!!!
    bwhahahaha
    We want Jennifer and Haidi fight in the dirt
    bwhahahaha

  • sue

    This guy looks so ridiculous with this helmet on!

    And the outfits… It’s still hot in New York and he’s dressed in head to toe black layers?

    And why the hell is he always wearing large sets of keys hanging off of his pants? Is he the janitor?

  • OOOOps

    So the Junkie has more in common with Jolei…Fantasizing about Jolie’s lips but had to settle for Jen…as if her ego hasn’t taken enough blows

  • sullivan

    The tiny man’s eyebrows are mesmerizing.

  • Dl

    @sue
    That was funny.. Is he the janitor?

  • The X

    Guess the ex girlfriend still may have some issues to work through. 14 years was an awfully long time. Could it possibly be? How delicious!

  • ck

    Reps call bs on story, as I kinda believe as paps are camped out there 24/7. One of them would have snapped a pic.

  • delinquent

    more likely than not he may have parked in someone’s usual spot or he was double parked. i don’t think people who know this couple are the only ones they annoy. neighbors would most likely be irritated every time they call the paps over.
    you know, paps don’t exactly park themselves outside her apt. since their pictures aren’t worth much. they are called and given a time frame of when this pair of uglies will show themselves, “between 5 – 6 pm” for instance. i’m sure occupants of that building already hate them.

  • JustinIsHot

    Rock on Justin & Jen…

  • tyra

    Some ppl take the brangelina v justin n jen to far u ppl need to get some lives ishh its like u r living their lives with r u related to them ave u ever had a convo with these ppl exactly none of above so instead of picking sides and battling it out some of u dnt even defend ur own reletives and friends the way u go on about these celebs

  • OOOOps

    THe Bologna story is fake to distract from the Keith Middlebrook story about Junkie boy having hot for Jolie before meeting Jen.

  • OOOOps

    THe Bologna story is fake to distract from the Keith Middlebrook story about Junkie boy having hots for Jolie before meeting Jen.

  • OOOOps

    THe Bologna story is fake to distract from the Keith Middlebrook story about Junkie boy having hots for Jolie before meeting Jen.

  • OOOOps

    THe Bologna story is fake to distract from the Keith Middlebrook story about Junkie boy having hots for Jolie before meeting Jen.

  • Media Wh@re MANiston

    Since she is a sugar mama she could at least rent a parking space in a near by garrage or next to her apartment for him to park his bike.

    Anyway, this incident is too funny. Love it. Couldn’t happen to a better famewh@re.

  • mks

    hotter than brad shi*tt

  • Jennipoo

    Twenty five pieces of baloney
    Meat with a memo
    For this uptown phoney

    Tagged as a fraud, what a blow
    While feeling up Jen
    Like a pint size romeo

    Without cred or even class
    You’re a tinker boy-toy
    Not Mr. Bada*ss

    Tv Stars you demean
    No you’re slumming
    With Rachel Green

    Go with the wind, is your decree
    A hound dog forever
    Without an ounce of credibility

    Now, You’re Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde
    Packing Oscar Mayer
    All over your ride

  • Media Wh@re MANiston

    Jennipoo @ 09/30/2011 at 6:34 pm

    Love all your poem on MANiston & midget. Keep on coming.

  • j

    they’re just telling us he’s full of sh*t… uh i mean bolonieeeee! lol

  • Say what?!

    A former friend of Justin Theroux has come forth with some scandalous claims about the actor’s past that his new girlfriend Jennifer Aniston may not want to hear.

    Keith Middlebrook befriended the actor on the set of Iron Man 2 in 2010, and claims Theroux confided in him about his struggles with substance abuse, and even confessed to lusting over Angelina Jolie!

    Middlebrook spilled to Star magazine:

    “He told me about using powerful painkillers like Dilaudid, as well as mushrooms, ecstasy, cocaine, heroin, LSD and crack. We talked about writing, women, and drugs. He was the last person you’d suspect to be doing those hard drugs. I thought he was lying about his drug use. He was just too clean, too together… a really solid guy.”

    But that wasn’t all — Middlebrook also claimed they would discuss their fantasy A-list actresses, and Theroux didn’t hesitate to pick Angelina Jolie as his dream leading lady.

    “He (Theroux) said Angelina Jolie. I laughed, saying the only fat she has is in her lips, and he quipped, “That’s the only place she needs it!”‘

  • aww bologna

    it’s the gift that keeps giving.

  • Tabs

    @Sue
    That is too funny, and the balogna incident is priceless. Dude what’s with the helmet and excessive clothing. It’s warm here in NY; like mid 70s to high 60s with a nice afternoon breeze. Why are they always dressed like it’s the middle of winter with a blizzard outside. why doesn’t she take him to a nice high-end fashion store and get him some nice taseful clothes. He’s dressed like he got his clothes from a West Side dirty alley.

  • Dl

    @fishy
    It probably happened in the middle of the night. Do you think the paps camp out in front her building at 3:00am.? They’re not brad and Angie..People dont care about them outside the US.

  • Dl

    @tabs
    I said the same thing in the other thread.. The weather has been in the 70′s here and they are dressed for a winter storm.. She had on boots, a scarf wrapped so tightly around her neck and what appeared to be long wool coat the other the day.. Maybe she’s going through menopause.

  • Ghost

    Her non existent career, his nobody status before he signed with SH, their pretend showmance , the use of the media to promote Jens short story project and the up and coming movie Wandercrap has Pr stunt written all over it. This fake merger ends two weeks after the movie premiers . I can’t wait to see her loser hens spin that.

  • CLINIQUA

    @Say what?!:
    .
    Not surprised. Maniston seems to attract obsessive stalkers of the JPs, who have that in common with her. For instance John Mayer among his closest was fascinated by them. It’s like those idiots want to get within 3 degrees of the legendary (already) superstars, by dating the ex tv hack ex of one. Sad.
    .
    Oh and the bologna was a message loud and clear, it means get your cheesy tacky processed meat headed tv hack gf, out of our cool ass neighborhood.

  • Media Wh@re MANiston

    Dl @ 09/30/2011 at 7:07 pm +2
    @fishy
    It probably happened in the middle of the night. Do you think the paps camp out in front her building at 3:00am.? They’re not brad and Angie..People dont care about them outside the US.
    **********************************

    That’s what I thought too. I don’t think anyone would dare to do that during daylight. They would have gotten arrested.

  • yes sir

    @mks: exactly what I was thinking. The poor guy doestn have a shot with all the pendejoss hating him. Brad Pitt is fug and he wears a mesh wig like travolta and sometimes he looks like William h Macy.

  • yes sir

    @mks: exactly what I was thinking. The poor guy doestn have a shot with all the pendejoss hating him. Brad Pitt is fug and he wears a mesh wig like travolta and sometimes he looks like William h Macy.

  • http://justjared.com Tracy

    @mks:

    Obviously your taste of HOT men is questionable.
    If you think Justin is hot then every body’s hot and no man
    is ugly. LOL

    Was he ever voted “Sexiest Man Alive” by People Magazine. NOPE
    Well Brad was voted twice. ….heehheee

  • Tabs

    @Dl: You are funny. You and Sue are cracking me up. You’re probably right about the menopause part. They both look like idiots. I was outside in a t-shirt, cargo pants and flip flops….FYI people in NY really don’t give a rat’s a** about celebs, we’re too busy trying to get were we are going and getting the train on time; and if a street is blocked off because of a movie or t.v show we get upset, because it means going a different route and possible being late. Actually there was a big crowd trying to get a look at Angie when she was filming Salt…but hey it’s Angelina Jolie she’s a true star.

  • Angie’s scarred forefinger

    well …they’ll never leave food on Jolie’s bike,,,everyone knows she doesn’t eat…..for long that is

  • Big Balogna

    I guess it beats cocktail weenies

  • Tabs

    @CLINIQUA: SO TURE AND SO FUNNY. people in NY are serious about their parking space. There’s no crowd parked outside their building, just the paps so obviously no one cares. This dude is seriously not a very handsome guy. I”m glad he covered his eyes; they are freaky looking.

  • True

    Good job Maddox!!

  • CLINIQUA

    @yes sir:
    .
    Dear vicious jealous obsessive mad cow, we’re sorry the best you tv hacktress old bag-iston can’t do any better than a greasy middle-aged dwarfy bald loser no name, but that’s really no reason to imagine a hot sex symbol and film icon like Brad Pitt as balding. It’s as stupid as saying Justin timberlake is balding or Clooney is balding…you don’t go from full head if hair with no signs of thinning over the last 20 years to bald. I know it pains you that with all of traniston’s tv residual millions she has to purchase a BALD leprechaun, but trying to ascribe the same to, of ALL me Brad Pitt, are just the insane bitter antics of vicious old bags. Which actually is no surprise

  • Dl

    @tabs
    You’re so right. Sarah Jessica Parker was filming her last dud where I work ( the financial district) and I was so annoyed that I had to walk around the corner to go to Duane Reade during my lunch hour..

  • WTH

    He looks like an idiot.

  • JentheOldHen

    What a waste of Bologna? damn they should have used vienna sausages – 3 cans for a $1, Poor JenHag, her photo op was discovered, BooHoo, her lil hobbit needs to return to the Shire!!!!

  • http://A.com Ka simply amazing

    Average boring

  • Tabs

    @JentheOldHen: OMG!!! I’m seriously getting some good laughs on this thread….you guys are cracking me up. Vienna sausage; that’s a good one. Maybe some sardines with the vienna sausage

  • clarice

    Heidi’s friends obviously don’t like the sell-out, bought and paid for Eddie McMunster. He dropped Heidi as soon as the tv actress showed him the money…cool and edgy…not

  • ProudAngelinaJolieFan

    @OOOOps:

    Why exactly would you quote Middlebrook who has already retracted his statement? By the way, if you believe that lie then you obviously did not watch Tropic Thunder? It was written by Justin, majority of the movie was making fun of Jolie.lol

  • ProudAngelinaJolieFan

    @OOOOps:

    You mean the story he retracted, and called Radaronline the worse media around? By the way, since you’re so interested in the truth maybe you should read about the people he has worked with.

    Salt- Knows Jolie
    Moneyball- Knows Pitt
    Ironman 2- and supposedly this is when Justin told him his private business. Yeah right.

    Coincidence, i think not. And Justin reps has already gotten in touch with Mr. Middlebrook and Star magazine.

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