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Kardashian Christmas Card 2013 Revealed - Who is Missing?!

Kardashian Christmas Card 2013 Revealed - Who is Missing?!

Kim Kardashian goes glamorous in this first look at her family’s annual Christmas card!

The 33-year-old reality star is joined in the photo by her mom Kris, stepfather Bruce, sisters Kourtney, Khloe, Kendall, Kylie, one year-old niece Penelope, and three-year-old nephew Mason.

Noticeably absent from the pic is the men of the family, including Kim‘s brother Rob, her fiance Kanye West, Kourtney‘s boyfriend Scott Disick, Khloe‘s husband Lamar Odom, and of course, Kim and Kanye‘s baby girl North.

The photo was taken in a carnival-like room with random things thrown about, while the whole family is dressed in black.

“I loved working with David LaChapelle,” Kris told E! News about the photographer. “It was amazing and it was so much fun!”

WHAT DO YOU THINK of the Kardashian family Christmas Card this year?

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46 Responses to “Kardashian Christmas Card 2013 Revealed - Who is Missing?!”

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  1. 1
    chris Says:

    ummmm Merry Christmas?

  2. 2
    Merrill Says:

    The inscription in the card should read: “Thanks idiots for making us wealthy beyond our wildest dreams. And talent wasn’t even required..Merry Christmas schmucks!”

  3. 3
    deb Says:

    That gypsy clan thanks all of the suckers who made them rich.

  4. 4
    Really Says:

    Shallowness immortalized. Next stop Mars.

  5. 5
    deb Says:

    That so-called Christmas card is the trashiest, tackiest, most vulgar thing I have ever seen, being passed off as a Christmas card.

  6. 6
    freya Says:

    Sorry but whoever did the Photoshop of Kim Kardashian image proves that no amount of talent can make her look naturally beautiful her image was just degraded to unrealistically animated and comical like a cartoon character even then I still prefer Jessica Rabbit.

  7. 7
    KC :) Says:

    If this is a family picture, why is Kim’s face all over the picture?!?! On the staircase, walls, even on the ticket booth…I guess she’s the one making the most money. I don’t like this picture, they all look fake, too much photoshoop.


  8. 8
    candi Says:

    Hasn’t this family of vain, greedy, useless, self-absorbed no-talents disappeared yet?? Their days are spent tweeting, shopping, posing, more shopping and more posing; they should all be ashamed for not giving back some of their ill-gotten gains to those less fortunate than they are.

  9. 9
    ok Says:

    Is that a Christmas card or an advertisement for an escort service??

  10. 10
    candi Says:

    Hasn’t this family of vain, greedy, useless, self-absorbed no-talents disappeared yet?? Their days are spent tweeting, shopping, posing, shopping and posing; they should all be ashamed for not giving back some of their ill-gotten gains to those less fortunate than they are.

  11. 11
    candi Says:

    Sorry for the double post.

  12. 12
    Diedre Says:

    I guess I should just be relieved that their ‘card’ didn’t include close-ups of their cooches.

  13. 13
    Loves gossip Says:

    I’m certain this “Christmas” card has a lot of symbolism that pertains to the “illuminate”. As for Bruce, I did not even recognize him! I thought he was some type of weird mannequin stuck in a glass enclosure of some kind!

  14. 14
    Ava Says:

    I actually see the irony in this, as if LaChapelle is mocking the Kardashians at the same time.
    1. Kim is on the staircase – she’s the “model” who showcased the Kardashian brand. She’s also next to the dollar sign bc she represents the money and greed by her rise to fame. If you notice, that is why her face is plastered all over with her old photographs. Her face and exposure to media was the “brand’s” claim to fame.
    2. If you notice, the only other ones who are standing are the Jenner sisters, however Kim seems more “heightened”. This represents that the Jenner girls are next in line and as seen as heading in the same direction as Kim. When Kim’s time is gone, they will be on that staircase next to the dollar sign, bring more wealth to the “brand”. Kendall is doing a vogue-like pose, representing her modeling career. There’s a nude body behind Kylie… I think that may represent Kim’s sex tape and how nudity represents their family in fragments (Kim)
    3. Kourtney and Khloe are literally taken in the “backseat”. They are “minor” compared to Kim and the future successes of the Jenner girls. Khloe “takes a seat” to Kim and her younger sister and Kourtney is in the background with Khloe all the time.
    4. Kris sits around underneath the word “fame” bc she sits back and watches how she brought everyone to fame. She’s LITERALLY holding onto fame.
    5. Bruce’s images are scattered but small in comparison to Kim’s. His Olympic legacy was what this family had when it came together, only to be tainted and overshadowed by Kim and the tabloids on the ground. He is posing in the glass bc he is not important anymore. He’s like a collectible vintage action figure. Good when it first comes out but needs to be locked in glass. Kris controls him and that family now; therefore in a glass case – irrelevant. The tabloids on the ground are now their legacy…gossip and tabloids are their foundation and what keeps them alive… the lamar-khloe cover, controversial Black Jesus pic of Kanye, the Kris-Bruce “it’s over” cover, etc…
    5. If you notice it says, “the end is….” “….coming soon…” This may be a mock saying the Kardashian reign may come to a close. There’s a baby underneath “coming soon”…that’s North West.

    The iluminati sign…yup, it’s there. This family represents something we all know and don’t like…

  15. 15
    Ava Says:

    I have to say, I hope you all don’t think I’m obsessed but I find it interesting that there’s symbolism behind this

  16. 16
    Ra Says:

    Yes Bruce you were trapped… But it’s ok… You’re free now.

  17. 17
    Jy Says:

    Awesome!! All it needs is the ‘psycho shower scene’ score and it’s complete!!

  18. 18
    Lucy Says:

    @Ra: true. And interesting obs from Ava 👏

  19. 19
    pika Says:

    trashy khristmas! and a krappy new year.

  20. 20
    Rocky Says:


    AWESOME breakdown.

  21. 21
    Rocky Says:


    No, NOT Mars! Run aliens, RUN!!

  22. 22
    Rocky Says:

    This card looks likes like a card handed out on the streets of Vegas that might read, “Come and get some”. Sad that the two little babies had to be involved in this crap! I don’t know who the photographer is, but he should have NEVER been used for a Christmas card.

  23. 23
    no way Says:

    This is not a Christmas card, its porn.

  24. 24
    Ter Says:

    This is the worst so called Christmas Card ever….. This is nothing but trash… In the show Kris goes on and on about how family is SOO important to her and that family comes FIRST… Where is the whole family then??? this is all about her and Kim, Kim has to have her face ALL over the background and her and Kris have to be up front..
    Kylie looks like she wants to be anywhere but there. that pic doesn’t even look like Kourtney. Poor kids have to be in that mess..
    everyone is shoved in the back ground within all the mess. But Kris with a look at me pose under the word FAME… and Kim with a big dollar sign next to her… Kris and Kim will like it but I hope the rest of the family see this as nothing to do with family and Christmas and that it’s ALL about Kim and Kris……
    You have sunk to a new low…..

  25. 25
    Priya Says:

    Kris’ thick thighs and Kim’s wide hips take a lot of space in the card. I wonder if the own a good mirror.

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