Watch 'Weird Al' Yankovic Sing New Theme Songs To Your Favorite Shows at Emmys 2014!

“Weird Al” Yankovic brings the super funny to the 2014 Emmy Awards held at the Nokia Theatre L.A. Live on Monday (August 25) in Los Angeles with lyrics for lyricless television theme songs.

The 54-year-old entertainer performed the theme songs to Scandal, Game of Thrones, Mad Men, Homeland, and Modern Family.

The Scandal lyrics included, “Her lip is quivering. Quiver, quiver. It’s not because she’s cold. It’s because she just loves the President. Remember this guy? He was in Ghost.”

The Mad Men lyrics included, “Jon Hamm‘s never won and Emmy, oh who cares he’s still Jon freaking Hamm.”

Click inside to read the entire lyrics for all the “Weird Al” theme songs…

Mad Men
Mad Men, Mad Men
Watch these ad men
Do their thinking
While they’re stinking drunk…
Jon Hamm’s never
Won an Emmy
Oh, who cares he’s
Still Jon Freaking Hamm
Mad Men!

Scandal
Her lip is quivering
Quiver, quiver… quiver, quiver
It’s not because she’s cold
It’s because she loves
The president
Remember that guy?
He was in Ghost
Scandal!

Homeland
Homeland.
Standing in a maze
Making out with terrorists.
Beautiful woman.
Ugly crying.
Inigo Montoya grew a beard.
Homeland!

Modern Family
(Hey! Hey!)
It’s Modern Family!
(Hey! Hey!)
Hot babe with old dude!
(Hey! Hey!)
Couple of gay guys!
(Hey! Hey!)
That’s why it’s modern fam…’ly!

Game of Thrones
Here comes
Dragons galore
And some boobs
Okay
To be fair, there’s way more boobs
If you
Miss a big scene
Watch it back
(Watch it over, watch it over, watch it over)
Hope you
Paid attention
To the map
(You can pause that, you can pause that, you can pause that)
Don’t get
Too attached to
A certain guy
(Have a backup, have a backup, have a backup)
He might
Drink some poisoned wine
(That’s a spoiler, that’s a spoiler, that’s a spoiler!)
So type, George
Type as fast as you can
We need more scripts
Type, George
Fast as arrows can fly
We need more scripts
(Write them faster, write them faster, write them faster)
Write them faster, write them faster, write them faster, write them faster
Valar morghulis!