McDonald's Has a New Hamburglar & the Internet Is Obsessed
Fast food chain McDonald’s just revealed the new mascot for the Hamburglar and the Internet is really into him.
“McDonald’s new premium limited time offer, the Sirloin Third Pound Burger, happened to be just enticing enough to bring the Hamburglar back into the public eye and his urge to resurface was unstoppable,” McDonald’s said in a statement to E! News. “The Hamburglar was last seen on national television in 2002, and has been lying low until the release of the McDonald’s new Sirloin Third Pound Burgers. These days, he’s a suburban dad. Previously, the Hamburglar had been living a quiet life until the release of Sirloin Third Pound Burgers, which lured him back into the public eye.”
Click inside to read all the tweets about the Hamburglar…
The new Hamburglar looks like a guy too busy sending unsolicited dick pics on Tinder to steal sandwiches. pic.twitter.com/XAvSvYl9gh
— Ryan Smith (@RyanSmithWriter) May 6, 2015
The old Hamburglar was moon-faced thief who loved McDonalds. The new Hamburglar looks like he doesn't own a TV. pic.twitter.com/vhCjid0YiO
— Brian Gaar (@briangaar) May 6, 2015
[INT. MCDONALDS HQ] EXEC stands in front of WHITE BOARD: Gentlemen, I present: the turnaround plan! WHITE BOARD READS: "HOT HAMBURGLAR"
— Rusty Foster (@rustyk5) May 6, 2015
I’m OK with McDonald’s bringing back the Hamburglar but I’m not sure his new look is appropriate for kids. pic.twitter.com/EMuuRu0y7X
— Moltz (@Moltz) May 6, 2015
— Chris Welch (@chriswelch) May 6, 2015
Christian Grey as The Hamburglar pic.twitter.com/GW4btJtQGM
— Maggie Serota (@maggieserota) May 6, 2015
McDonald's new Hamburglar only steals artisanal locally sourced hamburgers pic.twitter.com/Hx2pqbeDER
— Desus Nice (@desusnice) May 6, 2015
You had me at "I think my dad is the Hamburglar".
— Chez McCorvey (@CelebrityChez) May 6, 2015