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Dane Cook Shares Love Letter He Sent a Girl on a Dating App

Dane Cook Shares Love Letter He Sent a Girl on a Dating App

Dane Cook is looking for love online.

The 44-year-old stand-up comedian took to Instagram to show off one particular message he sent to a woman named Sandra.

“I’m on a few dating apps because I love the unusual,” Dane captioned the note. “If I’ve ever sent you something you will know it’s me because I challenge the status quo, dominate the Dosie Doe & really have an Aunt Flow. Read this with care.”

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Dane claims to have an “insane sex drive” in his letter, in addition to sharing other things about himself: “I snack late but work out early,” for example.

He ends with, “Let me smother you in my freshly-squeezed juices.”

Meanwhile, the comments are full of fans declaring their love for him.

You can read Dane‘s whole message below:

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