Chelsea Handler Covers 'Paper' Magazine's Spring 2014 Issue!

Chelsea Handler graces the cover of Paper magazine’s Spring 2014 issue, out on newsstands now!

Here’s what the 38-year-old TV personality had to share with the mag:

On fashion shows:”I’m interested in looking good for me, but I’m not interested in going to a fashion show. It’s not real. I went once last year with a boyfriend. I was like, ‘This is the worst nightmare I could have ever been to.’ I was embarrassed to be there.”

On her waitressing days: “I was the biggest b—-h. I didn’t understand people who wouldn’t look you in the eye and tipped before tax. Do you have any idea the kind of tips I leave? How you make someone feel when they get a $100 tip on a drink?”

On her life now: “Life has become so ridiculous because I have access to such nonsense and I can go to these places. I’ve become so infantilized by having so many assistants — people who take care of you and pack for you and dress you. It just never stops. It’s very random nonsense but I’m glad to have it.”

For more on Chelsea, visit Papermag.com!