Khloe Kardashian Reveals Kendall Jenner's Real Reaction to the Cucumber Cutting Memes

“She’s, like, not happy,” Khloe said on the Not Skinny But Not Fat podcast about the internet’s reaction to Kendall’s cutting skills. “I’m like, ‘God is fair. You’re the most beautiful human being in the world. You have wild-looking toes. God bless. And you can’t cut a f–king cucumber.’ … She has the perfect life, this perfect dog. She’s a gazelle of a human being. She walks the runway. She’s, like, all these amazing [things], you can’t cut a f—king cucumber…Please come over and stay with me for one week, she’ll really cry herself a river.”

If you missed it, Khloe made a LOT of revelations in the exact same interview, including what plastic surgery she’s had done.