Top Stories

Chelsea Handler: Angel Wings on 'Redbook' March Cover!

Chelsea Handler: Angel Wings on 'Redbook' March Cover!

Chelsea Handler wears a pair of angel wings on the cover of Redbook‘s March 2012 issue, on newsstands Tuesday, February 14.

Here’s what the 36-year-old comedienne had to share:

On sharing the spotlight: “I read this cheesy quote once: ‘Blowing out someone else’s candle doesn’t make your glow brighter.’ We women have to stick together. People ask me why I’m so hard on men. It’s because they’ve gotten a really easy ride. And it’s not that I think women should take over the world. But I do think it should be 50/50. I’m very much about letting other people shine, because it makes us all shine brighter. I like having a fraternity. I like girls and boys together, misfits and underdogs – I love underdogs.”

On her BFFs: “I mean, Jennifer Aniston is one of the most down to earth, low-key people I know. She’s just a regular girl. And Reese is the same way. I mean, you can’t have friendships that aren’t based on realness. I’m not going to treat them any differently than I would any other of my friends. I mean, Jen and Justin came to my house for Thanksgiving with 18 of my staff members. And so what?

For more from Chelsea, visit!

Bigger cover pic inside…

Like Just Jared on Facebook
chelsea handler redbook cover

Photos: Brian Bowen Smith
Posted to: Chelsea Handler, Magazine

JJ Links Around The Web

Neilson Barnard/Getty

50 Responses to “Chelsea Handler: Angel Wings on 'Redbook' March Cover!”

Pages: « 1 [2] Show All

  1. 26
    bradley Says:

    i hate this woman and maniston but fine if she bashed skeletina jolie that’s good im sick of that famewhore skeletor and his scruffy loser
    and this woman cant be 36 she must be 45

  2. 27
    lmao Says:

    old looking
    but who the hell cares about anorexelina jolie anymore this site is paid by anorexelina seriously she has like no fans you look at other celebrities and everybdoy loves them and have tons of fans everywhere but angelina she only has a few multinicks fans here, and whenever you said the truth about her here you got -100 thumbs down seriously JJ? how much she pays you jj and of course angie is a goddes the skeletor goddes

  3. 28
    Pattycake Says:

    @Carla: You’ve said it.

  4. 29
    Pattycake Says:

    @an opinion: Agreed.

  5. 30
    فتكات Says:

    I guess even gallons of makeup can’t make the ugliest women look pretty.

  6. 31
    فتكات Says:

    @bradley: She looks old tired and worn out, I hope she saves her money for some plastic sugery, SHE NEEEEDS it

  7. 32
    Gisle Says:

    God it’s one thing to be unfunny and annoying which she is most of the time but then to top it off she’ a a ragging liberal, telling her audience that Obama will win and you better vote for him…. excuse , they day I follow who amoral Hollywood thinks should be President is the day I have no brain cells … after watching that I haven’t watched her show since and plan never to watch or buy anything this loser is selling.

  8. 33
    Samantha Says:

    The thing is Chelsea swore that she has been making fun of Angelina since she was kissing her brother and its not because she became friends with Aniston yet now that everyone associates Aniston with Chelsea who has attacked Angelina the bashing has stopped? I wonder why? I am sure Aniston/Huvane told her to stop because she was being associated with bullying, mean-girling Jolie and making fun of innocent children and that doesn’t coincide with the good girl image she has to sell to people/ the only reason she is famous. The same day Aniston went on her show just before she was interviewed by handler she said vile things about Jolie and Pitts children to appease Aniston but it was very calculated, mean spirited way of bullying Jolie and it wreaked of desperation!!

  9. 34
    amanda Says:

    way to support women in comedy..

  10. 35
    Totalitarian Hwood Says:

    Only people who support Obama get ahead in this industry, the rest are marginalized and never heard from again.

  11. 36
    Emily Says:

    She’s a fricken racist. She said she would never have a baby with a black man.

    *****-solution" rel="nofollow">

  12. 37
    lisalue Says:


    OH please. I do support women in comedy who are funny. This chick is not. And what about women in comedy supporting other women. She is a two faced loser. Wants so badly to be apart of who she thinks is the “popular” girls. Kissing their asse* to be invited in. Not ragging on them.. because they are her “friends”

    you don’t see male comedians calling other male comedians or other males foul names. But she is an undercover racist. Yeah let her kiss Jennifer butt. That will last as long as they don’t cross each other

    Funny how Courteney was Jennifer’s BFF but now no so much. Maybe Courteney is not so into the company Aniston keeps. I find it really funny that there have not been any pictures of CC and JA together in over 2 years. We are talking about 2 women that the media said was the bestie friends. Yet Jennifer finally has a boyfriend that looks like he may stay and yet no pictures them with Courteney. just Handler.

    And now that CC’s marriage is over where was Jennifer in that. Courteney is famous for standing by Aniston.. listening to her whin for years and years. Courteney is famous for putting her marriage/husband 2nd in order to be there for her friend. I guess Jennifer got all she needed now she is on to Handler..

    well birds of a feather.. If Courteney is out of this nasty henfest.. I say go Courteney..

    Handle is such a vile person.. Ugh.. can not stand her and would never ever pay to see her in any movie.. SUCK ON THAT

  13. 38
    amanda Says:

    @lisalue: male comedians fight all the time. loll! letterman is a pig! – - and a vile person? americans are so sensitive. she makes fun of actors who get paid millions and still complain OHHHH NOOOOO! grow up!

  14. 39
    ariella Says:

    @sammy ~16

    She looks like an albino horse.
    ———————LOL what an accurate description..although I’m sure albino horses the world over feel terribly insulted..

    ‘my staff members’…..someone who doesn’t think this odd would never mention it…she gave herself away (as if she hasn’t already done so a thousand times over) by letting everyone know what an equal opp woman she is, so bold and courageous letting ‘her staff’ mingle with her famous friends. This woman called a complete stranger the vilest names and then says ‘we woman should stick together’. She is a bully of the worst kind…she strikes out at other women because of her own insecurities…she has been ‘befriended’ by the likes of JAnisten and RWitherspn because of the agency they belong to and because they will make nice with her while she is useful while ensuring she doesn’t insult them. Sleeping with any man to get ahead doesn’t make her a strong, independent woman…just a cheap one.

  15. 40
    Ava Says:

    Birds of a feather, I guess…. if Resse and Jen are really friends with someone like Chelsea, then I’m guessing these girls aren’t really that “good” as the media portrays them to be… Handler is a mean spirited person who thinks bullying and insulting others is comedy. The difference between her and Joan Rivers is that Joan is quick witted; Chelsea tears others down.

  16. 41
    xyz Says:

    @Ava: all actors tear each other down, only difference is they do it privately. go read blind item and stop hating on a person you don’t know.

  17. 42
    some Chelsea's classy quotes Says:

    “Ivory’s the kind of girl who gets drunk and immediately starts slurring. I have a lot of friends like that, and I think it’s because it makes me look ‘more together.”
    ― Chelsea Handler, My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands
    “I can remember my first one-night stand like it was yesterday. Well, maybe not the first. Or the second… or the fifth. I’ll just begin with what I can remember and not concern myself with order.”
    ― Chelsea Handler
    “I had to feign interest in all this nonsense until I could ask when I could come over and sit on his face. I didn’t say that out loud, of course. I never say the things I really want to. If I did, I’d have no friends.”
    ― Chelsea Handler, My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands
    “…some of the best sex I can barely remember.”
    ― Chelsea Handler
    “My mother told me that life isn’t always about pleasing yourself and that sometimes you have to do things for the sole benefit of another human being. I completely agreed with her, but reminded her that that was what blow jobs were for.”
    ― Chelsea Handler, My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands
    “Men don’t realize that if we’re sleeping with them on the first date, we’re probably not interested in seeing them again either.”
    ― Chelsea Handler
    “My relationship with my father had been on the proverbial fritz since the time I was fifteen and called the police to report him for child molesting. He had never molested me, but I wanted to have a party that weekend and needed him out of the house.”
    ― Chelsea Handler, My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands
    “It’s my personal belief that if men are writing poems, they’re making up for something else like a big hair back, or one ball. Not that one ball is a bad thing. Especially since I don’t know any females who are dying to their their hands on a set of balls. The way I see it, the less balls, the better.”
    ― Chelsea Handler, My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands
    “The part that wasn’t a jackpot was his baseball mound of red pubic hair that looked like it had literally been attached with a glue gun….”
    ― Chelsea Handler, Are You There Vodka? It’s Me, Chelsea
    “I don’t want to have kids, and it’s not a device to get attention or have conversations about it. I simply find children incredibly immature and, more often than not, dumb.”
    ― Chelsea Handler
    “I look hot and, most of all, skinny. I love the day after throwing up. I felt like a feather.”
    ― Chelsea Handler, My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands

  18. 43
    Sammy Says:

    @ariella: hahahahah It was just something that came up! LOL!!!!! But to be honest Albino horses are beautiful! But were talking about chelsea here that looks like a man that has had over 50 surgeries! LMAO !!!!!!! XD Now compare her to someone DROP DEAD STUNNING like Jolie, theres no comparison. Its obvious the hag is jealous. Angelina is one of the world’s most beautiful people, and she has brad! Any women would be jealous! haha

  19. 44
    susan4598 Says:

    Omg, this woman is such trash and no talent whatsoever. She reminds me of trailer trash. Sadly any female who is pals with her is not better, birds of a feather flock together. Several of these america’s so called sweethearts ( and you know who I’m talking about ) are showing their true colors hanging out with such low life trash and lowering everyone’s opinion of them . Bullies and ho trash all of them. Not going to watch any of their shows or movies and I’m not alone. Hear that Huvane any one who signs up with you gets black listed as mean spirited fame ho’s and white trash!!!!!!

  20. 45
    plez Says:

    Aniston whines all the time. Handler use to call her out on that. Then Aniston starting kissing her butt and Now Aniston is the most normal nice person in the world.

  21. 46
    amanda Says:

    @plez: go back to kissing angelina jolies a hole.. i really fear for the future of women when they crucify her – but jude law cheats on his wife, then his fiance and gets a random girl preg and hes the most amazing person in the world. congrats on being an idiot

  22. 47
    Justlurked Says:

    What an ugly C.U.N.T

  23. 48
    ellie' Says:

    I think she really her show..quite funny..

  24. 49
    LYNN Says:


    Ask, Chelsa if Jennifer and Courtney Cox are still best friends. I dont see the tabloids splashing that headline. We havent heard anything about that friendship after she got with this new guy.

    The ugly b**** can talk about Angie all she wants, The new mrs Pitt is very happy about her life.
    I see they put Angie and ‘s picture next to each other today. You know I had already predicted that before long they will try putting over on the people that these two are equal in everyway. They will never be, first of all Angie does have Brad. You know I tried to watch That Handler show, but did not find her show enertaining, seem they had fake laughing and clapping on. How did she get that job and who found her funny. Does she still have the little midget on and making fun of him.

  25. 50
    Midnight Says:

    @an opinion: Your exactly right! A few years ago when Chelsea wasn’t popular she was on a VH1 show talking about how Brad & Jen looked more like sister and brother than husband and wife.And how she understood why Brad left her for Angie.Now she is popular and friends with Aniston and talking smack about stuff she heard second hand.I think the only reason the “nice” actresses are friends with her is so they will not be targeted on her show.Sad when you feel obligated to be friends with someone because your afraid of them.

Pages: « 1 [2] Show All

A Member of Townsquare Entertainment News | Advertise here