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Gwyneth Paltrow & Cameron Diaz Rap for Chelsea Handler!

Gwyneth Paltrow & Cameron Diaz Rap for Chelsea Handler!

Check out Gwyneth Paltrow rapping with Cameron Diaz dropping a beat on a video segment for Chelsea Handler!

The two actresses composed the rap to help celebrate Chelsea‘s show Chelsea Lately‘s move into her new production studio.

“We heard that you got a brand new studio, but we know that you got on TV by being a ho!” Gwyneth rhymes in the NSFW tune.

Gwyneth recently brought Cameron and Chelsea together to celebrate her belated birthday in New York City with a select few other pals, including Beyonce and Kristen Wiig!

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  • Giddy

    Oh, Gwyn, I love you but lay of the Botox, bebe!

  • Sunny

    Pathetic!

  • Dieter

    CREAMED MY JEANS SO BADLY !!!!!!!!!!!!M HOTTEST WOMEN EVER !!!!!!!!!!!

  • Dieter

    CREAMED MY JEANS SO BADLY !!!!!!!!!!!!M HOTTEST WOMEN EVER !!!!!!!!!!!

  • Kay

    People take things way too seriously, they’re just being silly.

  • Anonymous

    What’s wrong with Canada?! The video was made unavailable for this country. :|

  • Carla

    Desperate former big stars

  • NF

    Two lame hags.

  • April

    Too! dang FUNNY! Love seeing them be funny and silly! Cracked me up!

  • HBO

    That short skirt really does nothing for GP who has decent legs. Her whole outfit looks like it was shrunk in the dryer.

  • oh no

    Sorry, but they both look terrible.

  • an opinion

    Beyonce and Jay Z should embarrassed.

  • LaCroix

    srsly .. Paltrow is so damn annoying.

  • ugh

    Two old hags desperate for any attention.

  • Looselipz

    Their both 20 years too old for such behavior…
    And what’s with Ms Snotrows outfit?
    I had one like it when I was a high school cheerleader.

  • playingpige0n

    @Sunny: . And Gwyneth looks so obnoxious and hideous.

  • whocares

    Gwyneth is just saying: ‘I still love Brad!!’ and Cameron: ‘I’m a nympho!!’

  • Dieter

    I wanna lick their poopholes !!!

  • rachel

    grannies trying to rap

  • lo

    I thought I was the only one that thought they both looked complete Stupid. No wonder they are all friends.

    this would not have been funny if they were 15 or 20 year younger. You don’t see the likes of Emma Stone or Melissa M doing this. or Amy P or Tina.. talented funny women.

    STFD Cameron and Gwyneth.. And take HORSEFACE Handler with you. LAME

  • Who

    Who?

  • taz

    im disturbed and sad the way women don’t support other women, if this were men everyone would love it (matt damon/ben affleck did it for jimmy Kimmel). congratulations.. it’s 1955 again.

  • Dirkstar

    Yo, my rap for Chelsea:
    ****
    Go Chelsea, go chelsea, like the wildest sea!
    make a move to the groove,
    some fun like Gwyn & Cam,
    without thinking of a c u m !
    Cuz´ you´re not a c u n t !
    And not a s l i t, cuz´ they know it!
    do the CAM-CAM, do the CAM-CAM, I know you can!
    do the CAM-CA, do the CAM-CAM, I know you can!
    Sind ladidaaaaaaaaaaaaaadi,
    we´re having a funny paaaardy!
    without f*cking anybaaaady!
    Ini mini mainy moes,
    we believe in the GREAT LOVE
    We´re not stupid hoes!
    Ini mini maini moes,
    we believe in the GREAT LOVE!
    We´re not stupid hoes!
    We just wanna have our some-fun
    We just wanna have our some-fun
    Heather, Gwyn and funny Cam!
    Buenos Diaz, our message to all b*tches:
    THE REAL GREAT LOVE IS OUR MESSIAS!
    THE REAL GREAT LOVE IS OUR MESSIAS!
    AND WE´RE NOT BLIND
    SOON WE WILL FIND
    YES,………………………………..WE CAM !
    LIKE EVERYBODY GOOD AMERICAN !

  • Aries

    @taz: It’s not a good beat. Why should people support it? Plus, those two are sucking up to a woman, Chelsea Handler, who makes a living hating on other woman.

  • JJ fans

    That sucked. Gwyneth really doesn’t have much going on in her career now, huh? All she does is promote her website and celebrity friends.

  • Whores

    All 3 loser/wannabes who are washed up. Desperation anyone?

  • taz

    @Aries: uh huh its something men have been doing for years. letterman anyone? who degrades females constantly. and if you don’t like it, don’t watch. it was a short funny clip. get over yourself. americans are so sensitive.

  • WeLL Taz

    Why don’t you write to Chelsea Handler and make her aware of your feelings, especially since she loves calling women C.U.N.T.S. and other indecent names. Otherwise get off your soapbox and take it elsewhere.

  • One More thing

    Cameron, Paltrow, Aniston, Witherspoon and any so called woman should be embarrassed to call that Handler person their friend! Trust me her nasty mouth and mean comments are not just for show. This person never says anything nice about anyone that is outside her key group. It just goes to show their true character because people tend to hang around people like themselves. Also, you can add that pervert Terry Richardsan to the list that the above mentioned women seems to call friend!

  • taz

    @WeLL Taz: take it elsewhere? you mean instead of a thread about chelsea handler? LOL. good job!!!

  • salon

    Handler also attacks children so I don’t see how being supportive of her is admirable. Kids should be off limits. They’ve never done anything to her.

    And good point about the Uncle Terry connection, that’s sickening too. I guess anything pretty much goes when these ladies are trying to stay relevant and in the public eye.

  • Sophie

    @taz: absolutely agree with you. The saddest thing that everyone criticizing and saying cruel things that have to do with being a female and being older than 40 years old are women over 40, who come to this gossip blog to idolize Angelina Jolie and denigrate the former partners of Pitt.

  • Frozoid

    @lo: Midlife crisis.

  • Howl

    @Sophie: Do you have access to the server side stats and can see through computer screens? If not, then you really can’t say that as fact. Usually the types that read celebrity blogs are under 30 and this one is geared more to young HW not the 40+ crowd. And the whole thing about the former partner of Pitt is nonsense. He hasn’t been linked to Gwyneth for over 15 years and she’s notoriously unpopular on most gossip sites. Rarely do you see any connection to Pitt listed as a reason why people don’t like her. She gives them plenty to work with on her own.

    So, now she’s kissing Chelsea’s ass? How the mighty have fallen.

  • catinca

    Oh my gawd…first CDiaz supports Terry paedophile Richardson and now c.handler. C.handler is as dumbed down as you can possibly get. The bully in school who weak, frightened girls will be sychophantic to and befriend because they do not want to be at the receiving end of her bullying rants.

  • Tina

    @taz: So true.

  • So

    @catinca:

    You nailed it!

  • Veronique

    @JJ fans:

    Keep telling yourself that to make yourself feel better. She knows where her priorities are. She rearranged her priorities when her father died. Fell in love and started a family. She’s got a man many women (including yours truly) would kill for. I don’t blame her for wanting to be home for him and their adorable children. That was a great example set for her by her own mom. She still does a couple of small roles every year, so long as it doesn’t keep her away for her precious family. So keep on projecting and hating. That’s not going to keep her from being happy.

  • Dirkstar

    Cam and Gwyn are creative, cuz´ it´s not so easy to make a rap.
    And – concerning creativity – creative women are more interesting than
    non-creative woman…to me! THEY ARE REAL ARTISTS!
    ********
    ………………..CAM, SOON YOU`LL BBBBE
    ………………………..ON TOP OF CREAAAATIVITY!
    ..NOW, WHAT IS THAT MEANT TO BBBBE?
    ….THE CUTIEST RHYME ON THIS, YYYYOU SEE?

  • Voltan

    @Veronique: I fail to see how commenting that someone has an inactive career and has become about self-promotion is hating on them or projecting. With the way she’s been pushing products on her website, it’s pretty much a statement of the obvious now. You nutty stans need to get a life and stop trying to live vicariously through celebrities you don’t know.

    There are plenty of women in Hollywood who have kids and maintain career’s more active than Paltrow’s. She isn’t doing anything special.

    And as for her marriage, her husband has been rumored to cheat for years. I doubt it’s a great love match but I’ll give them credit for sticking it out for the kids.

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