Hayden Panettiere Has a Gay Boyfriend

Heroes hottie Hayden Panettiere has been enlisted to star in Fox Atomic’s silver screen adaptation of the novel Naomi and Ely’s No Kiss List, according to Variety.

Published last year by Knopf, Naomi and Ely’s No Kiss List takes place in Manhattan, where Naomi and her gay best friend Ely protect their soulmate friendship by creating a list of people deemed off limits for smooching. Their friendship is imperiled when Ely kisses Naomi’s boyfriend.

Dun dun dun.