Dita Von Teese: Let Me Upgrade U

A solo Dita Von Teese makes a trip to the AT&T store on Tuesday afternoon (June 23) in Los Angeles.

The 36-year-old burlesque stripping queen already owns a Blackberry but she was upgrading!

Dita tweeted, “Why does my new blackberry come with five John Mayer ringtones, and not one of them tells me that my body is a wonderland?”

She continued, “I’m working on my new show, which I am sure someone will say sucks and might call me a talentless slut but I won’t punch anyone for it! Criticism is part of the biz and it hurts.”

WILL YOU WATCH Dita’s new show about burlesque?

10 + pics inside of Dita Von Teese getting an upgrade…