The 33-year-old comedian pretended to trip and fall in front of the married couple, who are both honorees on the list of the magazine’s most influential people. Inside at the gala, they met up with Martha Stewart and Mia Farrow.
Hilary Swank shows off her incredibly long legs in a fun dress at The 35 Most Powerful People In Media celebrated by The Hollywood Reporter at Four Seasons Restaurant on Wednesday afternoon (April 8) in New York City.
Martha Stewart killed it during last night’s airing of the Justin Bieber roast on Comedy Central and no one can stop talking about her amazingly dry and dirty jokes.
“I’ve been in lock up. Justin, you would not last a week. So pay attention,” the 73-year-old lifestyle personality said. “The first think you’ll need is a shank. I made mine from a comb and a pack of gum. I’ll show you how later. It’s so simple. I found Bubblicious works best and it’s so much fun to say. You see, when I did my stretch, all the hood rats on my cell block wanted to break off a piece of Martha Stewart’s ass. I decided some b—- needed to be got. I walked into the chow hall, picked out the biggest bull d*ke and I stuck her. From then on, prison was easier than making blueberry scones.”
“Settle down, bring some balance into your life. Find yourself the right gal. She’ll have to be very special. She’ll have to be someone on your level, powerful and famous and rich. Someone you can smoke a joint with or indulge in the occasional three way. I’m talking about a player in the boardroom and a freak in the bedroom. So Justin, call me,” Martha concluded.
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Martha Stewart – Justin Bieber’s Roast Part 1
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