Here’s what the pair had to share with the mag:
Chelsea, on when Barbara Walters asked if she was gay: “What’s wrong with her? If I was a lesbian, everyone would know. Why would I hide that?”
Nick, on having anal sex: “Let’s start things off with butt f*cking. Um…I don’t know. I think, uh…I think, for me, it’s um…it’s…Megan [Mullally, his wife] and I…uh…do a great deal of butt f*cking and um…I find I can glean a lot of humor, because we have, in truth, we have a really, what you would call, like a boring, really nice marriage, and for a couple of actors working in Hollywood that’s disappointing to people, so we, I think we get a lot of laughs out of like…describing ourselves as some sort of sordid sex fiends, which is not really true.”
Chelsea, on Bill Cosby inviting her to his hotel room: “Not poor guy—he tried to Cosby me. Oh, I was in Atlantic City playing, doing stand-up, and he was doing stand-up in Atlantic City in the same hotel, and at like three o’clock in the afternoon, someone from the hotel came down and said, “Oh, you know, Mr. Cosby would really like to meet you up in his hotel suite.” And I thought, That’s really weird. This was like ten years ago. And I said, That’s really weird. I don’t want to go alone. I go, I don’t know him. So the three guys I was with—thank God these guys were with me. One was filming and one was like a producer; we were filming something— I brought them up with me to his room and thank God I did, because now I know what would’ve happened if I went up there alone. And I forgot about it when all the stories about Bill Cosby came out. I was like, I didn’t even think of it. Then my friend texted me the other day saying, “Do you remember that night we went up to, or that afternoon we went up to Bill Cosby’s and you were so freaked out you made us come with you?” And I said, Yeah, and he said, “Hello! You could’ve been one of his victims if we weren’t there.” And I went, “Oh my gosh . . .” Yeah, so yeah, he’s guilty… I think it’s pretty obvious now.”
For more from Chelsea and Nick, visit Esquire.com.